Things I cannot say out loud....

[Ozzieshunni]

Oooooo new Maria pic Cutie pie!

 

[Natsku]

Oooo and new Alex pic, love it!

 

[Ilikecake]

Dear OH
You...are...an...idiot!!

Me (the other day) did you remember to post the parcels for me.
OH- yes, I'm not stupid.

Gets in to his car today...
Me- why do they look like the parcels I asked you to send for me and that you said you did send.
OH- you actually wanted me to post them?!


No, I was saying it for the hell of it
Men

 

[Ozzieshunni]

Oooo and new Alex pic, love it!

The cat has no idea what she's in for

 

[Natsku]

Hehe poor cat!

 

[Mindy_mini]

Dear narrow minded folk.

Just because I can see things from other angles and feel that maybe your opinion isn't the best doesn't make me wrong, a bitch, harsh or anything else other than someone who sees outside the box. I respect your opinion but if you ask me mine be prepared to not agree with it. If you want self confirmation dont ask me for "honest opinions" ask me to agree with you and affirm your view.

 

[Supermaiden]

OH's boss: You seriously piss me off! I am so sick of you taking advantage of my OH's flexibility. He puts his neck out so many times and does your stupid days where he only gets 1 day off at a time yet everyone else gets 2 days. Youve set him up for 2 days off in a row next week, yet now you text asking him to work a 6 day week so you can have YOUR weekend? Well screw you, it aint happening, and if it does I will NOT be happy! We want to spend time with him, you know, remember us? His family? Ring a bell? No I didnt think so! My god I could hit you with something. He gets nothing in return so why should he do what you want him to? Its not even like he is any important member of the team, just a normal worker, not a supervisor or anything! Yet he is treated as such but does he get the wage? Nooo.. You take advantage and its time it stopped.

 

[BrokenfoREVer]

Update ladies...

Called hospital, got told I sounded fine & to call back if I felt I needed pain relief.

Gonna take a nice bath & see how I feel. Thinking hospital may well be soon though, contractions are bringing a tear or two now.

 

[Lettuce]

Good woman, keep hydrated it helps the contractions keep going, make sure you empty your bladder often, it helps too! I'm sitting here all excited for you!! Xx

 

[Ozzieshunni]

Eeeeeee! Exciting!!!!!!!!

 

[chichestermum]

Good luck on the birth!!! how exciting!! xx

 

[Lauki]

Good luck with the birth!!!!! So exciting .

I love the new pictures of Alex, Maria and Jeniffer!! Looking at baby pictures is my new favorite hobby!

 

[Lettuce]

Thanks! Sophie looks like a big girl all sitting up! Did I read she was crawling?! she's such a smart cookie!

To the whole world: man, we are so lucky to have such good looking babies

 

[Spunky]

Can't say this outloud because it's rediculous, but I really want to be pregnant again! I LOVE my LO! He's wonderful! Can't wait to have another! LOVED being pregnant! PS stay happy with how things are until LO is 1 year old! Then you can start trying.

 

[tanya]

Dh, I look after Flynn all day on my own while doing all the housework and dealing with your incredibly clingy mother, seriously she cried the other day because she decided we were mad at her because we hadn't been round for THREE DAYS! you could at least come to bed at night rather than sleeping on the sofa because "the baby disturbs your sleep and te sofa is more comfy for your bad back" I'm quite curious really I wonder if you stopped sleeping on the very soft and not supportive sofa and slept in the real bed your back might miraculously improve? Also on the odd occasion you do come to bed it's bot helping if as soon as Flynn wakes up you go downstairs for the rest of the night! He wakes at 5am then sleeps intermittently for a couple of hours, I'd like to sleep then, like you do but I have to pretty much stay awake while you go sleep on the sofa!
MIL- we don't hate you! You see Flynn more than most grandparents an we don't really have time to call you and visit every day! Believe it or not we have a baby to look after! Don't look at me like I shat on the coffee table when you ask what I'm cooking for tea and I tell you dh does most if the cooking, it's pretty much the only thing he does do and he does that as it needs putting on at the same time as flunks bedtime bottle and we don't want to eat at 10pm.
We have explained that we eat tea after 8pm when flynns in bed, it's just easier than trying to take turns to eat and with him weaning now he tries to grab all our food and cries if he can't have it! When hes a bit older we will eat with him at proper meal times.

Sils we moved in with you for lots of different reasons but I wasn't aware that one of them was to have a live in cleaner- me! We had a rota, I cleaned on Saturday's and Sunday's you cleaned on Tuesday's and wednesdays then I admit I slipped a little on my role, I happened to give birth! Apparently you both decided if I wasn't doing it neither should you and basically now I do it all, I clean te kitchen daily since you never wipe the hob when you spill stuff and you I the dishwasher is full and clean it needs emptying! Don't just ignore it and mix your plates in with mine so I wash them! I don't like the dishwasher and don't use it so I'm baffled as to why I'm the only person who arrange going and then empties it? Id leave it forever but it usually has all the plates in and smells of mouldy feet!
The bathroom is vaguely disgusting, I try my best but there's four adults using it and Flynn freaks out if we go upstairs during the day, I don't appreciate having to get up extra early to clean it when flynns asleep only for neither of you to even attempt it! Why do you insist on coming into the kitchen every other day and say. "your doing washing AGAIN?" yeah I am! I have a baby if you didn't notice, he produces huge amounts of washing!
I think it's cruel that you've gone away for 4 days and left your cat in your lounge alone, I feed her and spend as much time with her as I can but I'm really busy and I think she's lonely, I'd let her have the run of the house but she's terrified of ourcat and the baby and fear poos when she sees them so it's not easy.

I'm starting to get a bit down over it all, mainly the cleaning thing, I don't see why I'm expected to do it all, i just want to sit and cry. I'm exhausted running round tryin to make everyone happy, I don't get time to eat some days and everyone expects me to be ecstatically happy 24-7 I'm sorry dh but telling lo that mummy must not love him anymore because I'm upset, tired grumpy etc is totally unacceptable!
To myself- you are hideous sort yourself out woman! You were a size 18 before you got pregnant now your a 24! No wonder dh doesnt want to sleep in the same bed with you I'm surprised random people dint vomit in the street when you walk past!
How am I so fat when I never get time to eat?

 

[MizzDeeDee]

BROKEN!!! YAY!!!!! Can't wait!!!!!


And ladies.. nice new pics from all of you! Pretty pretty babies!

 

[lilliesmummie]

Dh, I look after Flynn all day on my own while doing all the housework and dealing with your incredibly clingy mother, seriously she cried the other day because she decided we were mad at her because we hadn't been round for THREE DAYS! you could at least come to bed at night rather than sleeping on the sofa because "the baby disturbs your sleep and te sofa is more comfy for your bad back" I'm quite curious really I wonder if you stopped sleeping on the very soft and not supportive sofa and slept in the real bed your back might miraculously improve? Also on the odd occasion you do come to bed it's bot helping if as soon as Flynn wakes up you go downstairs for the rest of the night! He wakes at 5am then sleeps intermittently for a couple of hours, I'd like to sleep then, like you do but I have to pretty much stay awake while you go sleep on the sofa!
MIL- we don't hate you! You see Flynn more than most grandparents an we don't really have time to call you and visit every day! Believe it or not we have a baby to look after! Don't look at me like I shat on the coffee table when you ask what I'm cooking for tea and I tell you dh does most if the cooking, it's pretty much the only thing he does do and he does that as it needs putting on at the same time as flunks bedtime bottle and we don't want to eat at 10pm.
We have explained that we eat tea after 8pm when flynns in bed, it's just easier than trying to take turns to eat and with him weaning now he tries to grab all our food and cries if he can't have it! When hes a bit older we will eat with him at proper meal times.

Sils we moved in with you for lots of different reasons but I wasn't aware that one of them was to have a live in cleaner- me! We had a rota, I cleaned on Saturday's and Sunday's you cleaned on Tuesday's and wednesdays then I admit I slipped a little on my role, I happened to give birth! Apparently you both decided if I wasn't doing it neither should you and basically now I do it all, I clean te kitchen daily since you never wipe the hob when you spill stuff and you I the dishwasher is full and clean it needs emptying! Don't just ignore it and mix your plates in with mine so I wash them! I don't like the dishwasher and don't use it so I'm baffled as to why I'm the only person who arrange going and then empties it? Id leave it forever but it usually has all the plates in and smells of mouldy feet!
The bathroom is vaguely disgusting, I try my best but there's four adults using it and Flynn freaks out if we go upstairs during the day, I don't appreciate having to get up extra early to clean it when flynns asleep only for neither of you to even attempt it! Why do you insist on coming into the kitchen every other day and say. "your doing washing AGAIN?" yeah I am! I have a baby if you didn't notice, he produces huge amounts of washing!
I think it's cruel that you've gone away for 4 days and left your cat in your lounge alone, I feed her and spend as much time with her as I can but I'm really busy and I think she's lonely, I'd let her have the run of the house but she's terrified of ourcat and the baby and fear poos when she sees them so it's not easy.

I'm starting to get a bit down over it all, mainly the cleaning thing, I don't see why I'm expected to do it all, i just want to sit and cry. I'm exhausted running round tryin to make everyone happy, I don't get time to eat some days and everyone expects me to be ecstatically happy 24-7 I'm sorry dh but telling lo that mummy must not love him anymore because I'm upset, tired grumpy etc is totally unacceptable!
To myself- you are hideous sort yourself out woman! You were a size 18 before you got pregnant now your a 24! No wonder dh doesnt want to sleep in the same bed with you I'm surprised random people dint vomit in the street when you walk past!
How am I so fat when I never get time to eat?

LOL! Wow, and i think my mil is a pain..
And, i hate the last bit. When has motherhood ever been sexy? Never! Your husband doesnt want to sleep in the same bed because he doesnt want to be woken up, lazy! .. Youre a wonderful person andd doing a greatjob, i mean i couldnt imagine having to clean up after adults as well as my LO! .. Credit where credits due! .. And size 6 or size 56! - beautiful! xxxx

 

[victoriav]

Tanya I feel really sad that you're being so hard on yourself? To say people would vomit in the street and that you're hideous. We're so often so much crueler to ourselves than wed dream of being to others. You're clearly doing an amazing job so please give yourself some credit. I know easier said than done but be nice to yourself.

 

[lilliesmummie]

Here goes!:
SIL: yes its lovely to go shopping with you, but i would like LO to be comfy for god knows how many hours, if that means shes in a grow then fine! A grow isnt her PJs!!! Everytime shes in a grow, shes in her 'pajamas' please shut up, do you have children? No.
And if i change her nappy, i know how tight her new one should be, i do it god knows how many times! - so dont stand there saying 'ohh god, i want to breathe mummy!' because i will just push you over next time! .. And her grows are a bit big because shes inbetween sizes, and i would rather them be a tad big than too chuffin small!!!
MIL: its also nice to see you when im out and about with LO, but dont just drag her from her pram and start taking her to random tramps in tesco; letting them hold her and touch her!! And almost kiss her! I gave a rule, anyone who has a fag, is not to hold/be near LO for an hour! My rule, respect it! - yuck!!! And the next time you say 'hows nannas girlie' i will stick a sticker on her saying 'mummys girl' - did you give birth to her? No!
FIL: shut up! Stop telling me i should bring spare dummies, we usually have 3! - stop going on about our house hunting! We're adults and can choose a house for ourselves!! Grr.
MUM: shush. Stop saying ive spoilt LO, shes 16 weeks and has become clingy!! My b+b ladies have told me its fucking normal! .. She may grow out of it, if not, then yes- i'll change the cuddling all day etc, until then, back the fuck off! And dont call me lazy for not tidying everyones mess up! I have a baby, who might i add.. Doesnt nap, and you know, is clingy!!
STEPDAD:why. Why are you so loud!!!!
EVERYONE: if i want to cuddle and "spoil" my FIRST child, i fucking will. And if i want to cry because things get hard i will, if i want to spend 80 on a monitor, i will! Because i can! Now fuck off.
.. Thankyou

 

[MizzDeeDee]

Dh, I look after Flynn all day on my own while doing all the housework and dealing with your incredibly clingy mother, seriously she cried the other day because she decided we were mad at her because we hadn't been round for THREE DAYS! you could at least come to bed at night rather than sleeping on the sofa because "the baby disturbs your sleep and te sofa is more comfy for your bad back" I'm quite curious really I wonder if you stopped sleeping on the very soft and not supportive sofa and slept in the real bed your back might miraculously improve? Also on the odd occasion you do come to bed it's bot helping if as soon as Flynn wakes up you go downstairs for the rest of the night! He wakes at 5am then sleeps intermittently for a couple of hours, I'd like to sleep then, like you do but I have to pretty much stay awake while you go sleep on the sofa!
MIL- we don't hate you! You see Flynn more than most grandparents an we don't really have time to call you and visit every day! Believe it or not we have a baby to look after! Don't look at me like I shat on the coffee table when you ask what I'm cooking for tea and I tell you dh does most if the cooking, it's pretty much the only thing he does do and he does that as it needs putting on at the same time as flunks bedtime bottle and we don't want to eat at 10pm.
We have explained that we eat tea after 8pm when flynns in bed, it's just easier than trying to take turns to eat and with him weaning now he tries to grab all our food and cries if he can't have it! When hes a bit older we will eat with him at proper meal times.

Sils we moved in with you for lots of different reasons but I wasn't aware that one of them was to have a live in cleaner- me! We had a rota, I cleaned on Saturday's and Sunday's you cleaned on Tuesday's and wednesdays then I admit I slipped a little on my role, I happened to give birth! Apparently you both decided if I wasn't doing it neither should you and basically now I do it all, I clean te kitchen daily since you never wipe the hob when you spill stuff and you I the dishwasher is full and clean it needs emptying! Don't just ignore it and mix your plates in with mine so I wash them! I don't like the dishwasher and don't use it so I'm baffled as to why I'm the only person who arrange going and then empties it? Id leave it forever but it usually has all the plates in and smells of mouldy feet!
The bathroom is vaguely disgusting, I try my best but there's four adults using it and Flynn freaks out if we go upstairs during the day, I don't appreciate having to get up extra early to clean it when flynns asleep only for neither of you to even attempt it! Why do you insist on coming into the kitchen every other day and say. "your doing washing AGAIN?" yeah I am! I have a baby if you didn't notice, he produces huge amounts of washing!
I think it's cruel that you've gone away for 4 days and left your cat in your lounge alone, I feed her and spend as much time with her as I can but I'm really busy and I think she's lonely, I'd let her have the run of the house but she's terrified of ourcat and the baby and fear poos when she sees them so it's not easy.

I'm starting to get a bit down over it all, mainly the cleaning thing, I don't see why I'm expected to do it all, i just want to sit and cry. I'm exhausted running round tryin to make everyone happy, I don't get time to eat some days and everyone expects me to be ecstatically happy 24-7 I'm sorry dh but telling lo that mummy must not love him anymore because I'm upset, tired grumpy etc is totally unacceptable!
To myself- you are hideous sort yourself out woman! You were a size 18 before you got pregnant now your a 24! No wonder dh doesnt want to sleep in the same bed with you I'm surprised random people dint vomit in the street when you walk past!
How am I so fat when I never get time to eat?

Though I get it.. because I feel unhappy with how I look too- I am sure people wouldn't vomit in the street if they saw you..... and really if he doesn't want to sleep in the same bed with you because you gained weight from having HIS BABY... then that is HIS problem. NOT YOURS.