Things I cannot say out loud....

[BabyBoo36]

What a nutjob!

Oh yeah!

 

[divadexie]

wwhhyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy am I watching something creeeeeepy when OH is out oh god I kinda want to change the channel but I also want to know what happens!?

Its the haunting by the way. Lol

 

[Lettuce]

Haha divadexie, know the feeling!

Jen, why do you hate your daddy so? The one night he actually bothers to get up with you and you scream so hard I can't sleep anyway. after a few mins I had to give up and come in. You've hurt his feelings and I'm so tired I can barely function.

 

[StarlitHome]

MollyBoo, you are just too sweet... Making that concerned face when I said Daddy was sad, and then wanting him to carry you so you could give him hugs!
(he lost the parking tickety-thing so instead of paying under $2 to get out of the parking structure downtown, we had to pay $21 he was frustrated and upset with himself...)

 

[Ozzieshunni]

God I wish I could email my ex! He's told his ex that she's to notify him IMMEDIATELY after the birth so he can come see the baby or he'll take legal action WHAT LEGAL ACTION? Oh, I'm suing her because she didn't call after the baby was born! She has NO LEGAL REASON to call after the baby is born, except common courtesy, which she was going to do anyways, but he's pushing the fucking buttons!

What a WANKER! What kind of shit father is he going to be? ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Lauki]

Sophie - I love you dearly, but refusing to sleep anywhere else but in my arms in between 11.15 and 2.15am? I tried everything, even undressed you completely to make sure nothing was hurting you. I rocked you, I sang to you, I talked to you, but I can't sit on a chair with you in my arms or the entire night!

I know you like to sleep with mummy, but mummy also needs to have a relationship with daddy, and him sleeping on the sofa all the time so you can come in with me really isn't making things better .

Where did this all of the sudden come from? You were sleeping so well for a few days, have you just decided to give up?

 

[Dragonfly]

so only took you over a year to meet my son, and when you seen him you typically go on like you are in a cattle market commenting on size weight and looks! shallow bitch. You done the same on my first son. Why dont you take a look at your own two obese children before you comment on how "skinny" my normal children are! far better looking than yours to and I know you are jealous of all the pics their gran has since I heard about your snide remarks! bitch.

 

[tanya]

Dh, what does it matter how many times he's been up when I'm tire and ask you to get up to him at 5am? Last time I checked his birth certificate he had two parents! I know it's my job to look after him during the day but come on! You could help a bit!
Ps, getting up grumbling and just bringing him straight through to me doesn't count! Literally all he did was pick him up, carry him through, hand him to me and put the stuff to make a bottle on my bedside table! Didn't even bother making up a bottle! Then he went downstairs to sleep on the sofa.
Well done! Daddy of the year award is on its way!
Also- it is not my fault he rolled off the bed yesterday, maybe if I had more help I wouldn't be as tired and would have caught him, don't tell him "mummy must beat you up when I'm at work" I feel bad enough that we had two accidents in as many days without you saying that!

 

[StarlitHome]

DH, where have you gone? Did you tell me you were going? I was wearing earphones (as you know, since you just went to all the trouble of finding the silly things for me).
Oh, I hate when I think you're in the apartment and then I go to talk to you and you're not there!!

And now for the Thing That Is Making Me Irrationally Upset: my 18-year-old sister-in-law posted a photo of her other brother with his girlfriend this morning, and captioned it "can I have what they have please" (as in, a relationship, love, whatever). And every time I see it on my feed I get annoyed because... she's never posted a photo of DH and I and said that. Like, ever.
And honestly, how much more romantic can you get - I left my whole family and the country I grew up in, to be with him!! And he, well, he gave up his dreams of being a rockstar/game developer and Grew Up to be with me!
Plus, she doesn't even seem to like BIL's gf?

I said it was irrational.

 

[divadexie]

MIL- ARRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I told you in the middle of the week DS has theatre group at 3pm today, where the fuck are you, and do you expect me to FLY down to the theatre because its his first week and I do NOT want to be late, I still have to go and get him a bottle of juice on the way which I would of done earlier if I thought you were going to take the piss.
Well I hope you know I now expect you to run us down there thanks very much I was going to take the dog and go for a walk with my friend afterwards but if me and DS walk we will be late. GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

 

[Cupkake.Luver]

Dear stomach virus,

Please go away!


Also, I know way more than 300 people...only 5 said happy bday to me yesterday. FML. Awesome friends.

 

[rainbowbaby2]

I get the feeling because I never got.to hold my baby in my arms he.doesnt mean anything yet he would have been turning one on wednesday yet you seem to be a bitch because no one is going woe is you because its your daughters second birthday the same day! I havent asked Anyone to remember my child aslong as I do thats all that matters!

 

[Ozzieshunni]

Awww Happy birthday cupkake

Grrrrrrrr, I hate money. I wish we could win the lotto.

 

[tanya]

Happy birthday cupcake.
Rainbow- I'm sorry-

Dh- why can't you admit you're fucking wrong? EVERYBODY knows that the real name of the penguin (from batman) is OSWALD CHESTERFIELD COBBLEPOT!! I have even shown you every batman fan site that says its Oswald chesterfield cobblepot, it is not chester Oswald cobblepot and no matter how many times you say "well only REAL batman fans would know... I've asked the real batman fans who know, they all say you're wrong!! Who should I believe, supernerd fans who have loads of original batman comics or you, who I've never seen pick up a comic?
I believe them! Now stop fucking arguing! I am a nerd too, I am also more intelligent than you so when you try to convince me you are right and the rest of the work is wrong you just end up looking like a dumbass.

Thanks for telling me Flynn had puked down my back before I sat down, you say you saw it but didn't have time to tell me, there was plenty Of time you are just a child and wanted to punish me for reminding you that you aren't as smart as you think and upsetting you by reminding you that nerdyness=me>you

Sit down and stfu.

 

[mummytori]

Awww cupcake happy late birthday. Rainbow, sending love an hugs your way

Why, dear god why, do onions have such a horrific effect on my eyes nowadays?? They burn all evening after I've been cooking?!?

 

[Bartness]

Dear stomach virus,

Please go away!


Also, I know way more than 300 people...only 5 said happy bday to me yesterday. FML. Awesome friends.

Yesterday was my birthday too, and Happy Birthday!

 

[Ozzieshunni]

 

[Lettuce]

Happy birthday girls! Xxx
Hugs to rainbows.

Stop being stupid and go to sleep. Yes, Jen slept 8:30 til 6 last night but its a fluke, just like every other time. Go to sleep.

 

[tanya]

to myself- yes you have a week to complete your assignments and work for your course, that doesn't mean you should leave it till the last minute! get it done! one page doesn't count even though it was making a poster which i did spend a couple of hours on even though they accepted someone else's who had drawn round their hand on lined paper and written "wash your hands" under it! the standard doesnt seem to be very high, I personally prefer the overkill method and spent quite a while researching the dangers of dog poo and have made a poster that basically says pick up your dog shit or you will send all the little children blind, nowt like a bit of guilt lol

still, really do need to be thinking about the typing parts, especially since our printer decided to die so I have to send everything on a memory stick with dh to work to print which is an arse ache.

 

[cerrie311]

LO's Health Insurance, YOU SUCK! You sent me his ID cards and a payment booklet, we already sent in his 1st months payment weeks ago, Now I get a letter today saying you never got his renewal application? If you didn't get the renewal application why would I have ID cards in his name and a payment booklet?? Of course your office closes at 4 how convenient!