Things I cannot say out loud....

[Emmy1987]

Sweetie its 8pm its time for bed not time to run around naked with a swimring screaming BATMAN

is that your OH?

haha oh thats made me chuckle even more xx

Aunt - FUCK YOU. WHY do I do it to myself?????????????????????

 

[Lettuce]

Emmy, saw your fb, hun, I hope you are ok. what's she done now?

DH if you don't pull up your socks I'm outta here. And tell your mum if she can't put the car seat in correctly, to ask. I'm raging. Sort it out.

But I'm so glad you didn't make me work extra days so I could get time off for your cousins wedding. I prob could have got away with getting someone to work them, but I'm glad you didn't push it. I know you knew I didn't want to go anyway. Seeing as she didn't invite Jen (which is fine, not everyone likes kids at weddings) but then to get her mum to apologise and say the reason she wasn't on the invite was "cos she didn't know what name to write- Jennifer or Jenny" yeah. Right. Pathetic. It's a Tuesday wedding in the middle of nowhere, so I'd need the Mon off to travel, and tues for the wedding, with a 13.5 month old. 2 nights accomodation miles from the reception, all costing about 400 before we've even got a gift...? No, thanks. DH will be going with his mum and sister. I'll still have to get someone to watch jen while I'm at work but that's ok.

DHS cousin: hope you have a lovely wedding but I'm so glad I don't have to witness your disgustingly selfish behaviour. as for the email you sent MIL about how excited you are to finally meet Jenny... Uh, yeah, dream on. You've NEVER commented on any photo, or sent me any message. When you come home for the wedding (she lives abroad) ill be making damn sure I'm busy, far too busy for you. Oh yeah. You've been deleted off my facebook for months, but you're so full of it you haven't even noticed.
Ah, I feel much better, thanks girls! X

 

[divadexie]

Dear OH- I have just put my name down for a puppy! everyones having babies or getting puppies and I cant have any more kids you said no when I said buy me a puppy but u didnt say no when I said I buy one myself LOL
You won't notice a teeny tiny german shepherd puppy

Friend- I can't believe to think it is OK to come anywhere near my children when you suspect your dog may have ringworm. Washing your hands with hibiscrub is not going to make it OK so you can stay away!

 

[BrokenfoREVer]

My best friend: thank you sooooooo much for coming & helping me yesterday. I really apriciate it. & we had such fun!

 

[Ozzieshunni]

Come on June!!!!!!!!!!!! I can't wait for Alex's first birthday!

 

[BrokenfoREVer]

Self... You are a absolute wimp. Crying at junior masterchef is not at all cool. Man up woman! Go do some DIY to feel less pathetic

 

[Eliza_V]

Come on self, stop being lazy. Stop eating crap. You've put on half a stone. You've had a shower, and thought while in there "Ooh, I'll try that new fitness game on the Kinect while LO is still asleep" and have picked up two chocolate digestives and opened the laptop GET IT TOGETHER.

City Link: You are officially poo. You couldn't organise a piss-up in a brewery. Next-day delivery... What's that, eh? And being on hold for 45 minutes and still not answering the phone, NOT COOL. You SUCK.

 

[rainbowbaby2]

dunno how to feel :-\ the people who were supposed to love me and protect me yet abused and neglected me one is dying and the other seriously ill.... they have done nothing but make my life hell yet I dont know how to feel

 

[tanya]

Rainbow, it's hard hun but don't feel pressured to feel anything. I was abused by family too and I don't know how too feel about them now. It's ok if you hate them, it's ok to love them it's even ok to feel nothing and not get involved.

 

[Karlie06]

To the pain in my knee, feck off!!!!! You have throbbed all day and I'm sick off it! Painkillers do nothing and I'm sick off it!!!!!!!!!
......and breathe ......

 

[Natsku]

Saunalahti, or Posti, whomever's fault it is - I want my laptop, hurry up and deliver it!

 

[Eliza_V]

DH - Stop being a twat. I can't even be bothered to explain what you're doing, just fucking stop it. I have no patience. The weekend has only just begun, and I am looking forward to Monday because of your miserable mug.

 

[BabyBoo36]

PIL - I don't give a flying feck that SIL is so depressed she is back on tablets. Maybe it will make her see what a complete b****h she has been for the last 3 years +. No we are not contacting her - we have told you what she said on FB about us, she has made her choice, she lives with the consequences. She is a grown woman, not a child, and until she learns to treat me with some respect, she is not welcome in my life. And she IS lying to you that she has converted back to christianity, as we've asked our vicar about this, and on average it takes 12 months before a church will accept a conversion, not 12 days. And yes, if she turns up at the christening, she will be removed - SHE IS NOT WELCOME.

 

[Eliza_V]

Oh dear BabyBoo... She's really trying it on isn't she!! x

 

[BabyBoo36]

Oh dear BabyBoo... She's really trying it on isn't she!! x

Yup! She thinks that because I is blonde, I is stoopid! I is not!!! (Well, not much!)

 

[BrokenfoREVer]

Oh god babyboo... She needs a proper slap! Well done you for sticking to your guns! Let her sulk like the child she is

 

[Ozzieshunni]

What a ditz

 

[Natsku]

Can I come to the christening so I can kick her out for you if she turns up? Literally kick her out, a boot up the arse (my winter boots are quite heavy and give a good kick)

 

[rainbowbaby2]

you have a go at me because iv not supported you this last week..... well let me tell you summin!!! i nearly lost my baby that iv been trying for a year to concive and where were you?? my dad is dying and im at a compleat loss on what to feel! and where were you??? so before you start having a go at me becacause im not supporting you because your hips hurt in this 8th pregnancy of yours take a step back and think about others rather than yourself you selfish lil bint

 

[StarlitHome]

Can I come to the christening so I can kick her out for you if she turns up? Literally kick her out, a boot up the arse (my winter boots are quite heavy and give a good kick)

I'll come too, and stab her (surreptitiously) with my hairpins... What a whacko.