Tsk tsk, point your toes
On my first invert I accidently span round upside-down and was screaming "OHMYGOOOOD" due to being unable to stop, and then the one after I whacked my big toe on the pole 
and i agree totally with what Vixiepoo said 
. I would love to give poledancing a go, but there is no pole strong enough to take me on 
. Don't worry! You're beautiful to Kayleigh 
Lettuce
mummy is so proud of what a good boy you've been these past few days. I love you so much baby 
I'm actually disgusted with myself but I can't seem to stop, I comfort eat and being fat makes me miserable so it's a vicious circle. I can diet and loose a couple of stone but it never lasts and I just wind up even fatter than before. 
but it MAKES ME SO MAD!!!!!! I KNEW you had took if off, AGAIN.
but you came in nearly 4 hours later while I was asleep I just can't get the keyboard to work 
and now I have to use OH shitty old brick laptop that takes about 10 days to do anything. please please please just be an infection or something, I know you are old but not yet 
(not meaning to sound patronising when I say this btw, I hope ti doesn't come across like that) but the poles that I've worked on are all pressure fit poles (yay, so screws or drilling!) and they are so secure, they're designed to hold you whatever your weight 
Even my DH had a go and he isn't the smallest, lol. 
And, without being rude, I did wonder how she may cope with some of the upside-down moves etc.. And she puts us all to shame! Just goes to show, size doesn't matter! 
Pfft size 18? Size 20? Try 5ft 1 a d a size 24-26! I look like a fucking weeble! I'm so fat I've outgrown my maternity clothes! I now wear a lot of men's clothes coz me and dh are about the same size
You wouldn't believe I was a really skinny child, but at some point during my abuse something clicked in my head that said if I was as fat and horrible as possible then they wouldn't want me anymore, not sure if it worked or if it would have ended anyway but I equated the but of chubbyness as a suit of protective armour, while I was far no one would want to hurt me like that again, I've been building up the shield ever since and when I start to lose weight I get scared, I start to feel vulnerable and so I start eating again. I think the only thing that would help at this point (other than about 20 years of therapy and finally admitting it all irl) would be a gastric band dh says definitely not but it's my body j need to change something or I won't be here to see Flynn grow up I'm already morbidly obese.
Back to my rant- dh- you are a fucking twat and you better not even think of coming to bed tonight.
Tanya
