Things I cannot say out loud....

[StarlitHome]

Phone. I do not need you to do much. But I need you to stay fucking POWERED ON. There is no reason why you should be turning yourself off, you're fully charged.
STAY. the fuck. ON.

I'mma fly you out the fucking window into the street for real.

STAY ON.

 

[Lettuce]

yelling at a phone! hope it starts working.

Oooohhh, fergie, suits you! so pleased about your house.

Nats, go for a cool choppy bob, one you don't need to do any work too, but still jus long enough to tie back. Then sell your hair.

Jennifer slept through! she woke at 10 but I got DH to put her back down, then she woke about 3:30 but it was just grumbling for a few mins so I didn't go in and then woke just now! do you think they realise you're at the end of your tether and just do it to wind you up?

 

[Natsku]

I found out they only want Asian hair here It would probably sell in Russia but I dunno how I'd sell it there.

Yay so glad she slept through!

 

[BabyBoo36]

Fergie - Loving the Foo Fighters too.

Nats - I went from elbow length to a choppy chin length bob and love it - I just pin the fringe back for work straighten the sides a bit and we're off!

Lettuce - Hurrah for Jen sleeping!

Starlit - I find shouting "Work. You. Stupid. Piece. Of. Crap." helps. Doesn't actually do anything technically, but always makes me feel better....

 

[Ozzieshunni]

DH threatened to leave me if I chopped my hair any shorter than my shoulders

You could always donate it, Nats

 

[rainbowbaby2]

i actually hate hormones!!! sitting blubbing my eyes out all because the paint is not going on the wall properly

 

[StarlitHome]

Oddly enough, yelling did seem to help...

 

[Lettuce]

Feeling all weird about Jenny turning one next month... 4 weeks tomorrow. I started painting my old dolls house for her today and I found a big lump in my throat doing it... I hope she likes it!

 

[Natsku]

I bet she will!

 

[Ozzieshunni]

Feeling all weird about Jenny turning one next month... 4 weeks tomorrow. I started painting my old dolls house for her today and I found a big lump in my throat doing it... I hope she likes it!

I know

 

[Lettuce]

I am so angry sometimes, why can you STTN yesterday and be up3 times tonight already?! I know you're just a baby but it's damn annoying.

 

[Ozzieshunni]

Alex, how did your jammie feet get wet this morning? You are a strange child indeed

 

[rainbowbaby2]

well that was fun!! now the gossip of my street all coz the nosy fkrs saw me throw my engaement ring at OH after kicking him out

 

[Natsku]

is everything ok?

 

[Lettuce]

rainbow. What's he playing at?

 

[Ozzieshunni]

rainbow.

 

[BabyBoo36]

Rainbow.

Freya, I have no idea why we called you "Freya Grace" because the sounds and smells coming out of your tiny butt are definitely not graceful. Also, I know I think it's pretty darn hilarious that you've learnt (from nursery - ooops!) to stick your tongue out at random strangers, but Nanna doesn't really have a sense of humour, so please don't do it to her!

DH - Really? Do I want to DTD tonight?? Considering I've had a stinking cold for days, and been awake since 3.30am worrying about your job, take a wild frigging guess what the answer to that will be.......

FIL - As I've already said, when a bear s**ts on the moon, I'll speak to SIL. BACK OFF.

 

[StarlitHome]

Yes I am going to dress my daughter in a blue or yellow onesie with a robot on it. Because robots are freaking awesome and my daughter looks GORGEOUS in blue. And yellow.
shutupshutupshutup.

 

[Lettuce]

Lol, Jenny suits blue, I like blue, therefore she shall wear blue and has a blue pram...

 

[StarlitHome]

Lol, Jenny suits blue, I like blue, therefore she shall wear blue and has a blue pram...

My daughter has blue eyes, as do I. We both look really nice wearing blue.

I'm washing my robot t-shirt (which my mother bought for me from the menswear section, oh my gosh) to wear tomorrow. See if this person says anything. Bet she does NOT.