Two Week Wait Poem

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Found this online, thought I'd post it here

TTC

It starts from day 1
That witch starts to show!
You grin and you bear it
Because now you know!
Its that time again
Time for another shot
So you wait til she ends
Then you pull out that box!
Its opk time
You pee on the stick
Pfft its fainter
So its in the trash quick
The next day approaches
you do it again
But this time its darker
OPK’s now your friend :p
Hubby comes home
and Its baby dance time
Upside down for half an hour
(where you start thinking this rhyme)
The next days the same
and the one after that
Then you’re in the 2 week wait
And you start to go mad!
Should I pee on a stick now?
Or wait a few days?
Are my boobs really sore?
Am i feeling okay?
Oh im nauseas this morning!
Oh wait now its gone?!
Am i just symptom spotting?
Or am i gonna be a mum?
That food smells funny,
That comedy made me cry!
Come on 2 weeks!
WOULD YOU JUST FLY BY!!!
Pimples on my face
Thats a sign right?
I might be feeling better
If i could just sleep at night!
First thing in the morning
Thermometer in mouth
A rise or a fall?
Just trying to figure things out!
Test at dpo 10
It’ll be finnnnneeeee
A BFN shows up,
I’ll give it more time?
Each day that follows
Is exactly the same
You’re feeling deflated
Are you out of the game?
Then that crappy day comes
And the witch shows her face
And you finally know
You were out of the race
But don’t get down
You’re back on day 1
And now its time
To start anew all the “FUN”! (pun intended)

Good luck everyone :flower::flower::flower: hope the witch doesn't show.
 
What a perfect poem! TWW is unbearable it's nice to have a sense of humor to get you through :)
 

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