VENT THREAD! Things you WISH you could say..

[princesspreg]

To the lady during lunch who shouted from the bottom of the room: "ARE YOU HAVING A BABY?"
No lady, I am just fat and don't wish to have my entire job know that I am actually fatter than 3 months ago. So nosy and unprofessional and inappropraite. She could have come to me discreetly.

To my DH....this is not about you! Its about me! You never will know what pregnancy is like so either believe me or just forget about it. You just donate the sperm and I carry the burden. Whilst I am gratefully happy about this, just be 1% more supportive than you are. And no you cannot put your finger in my navel hole - it truly hurts!

 

[mommytobe11]

To my boss: LEAVE ME ALONE and stop making me work like a dog! Its not my fault you've never had children and don't know what being pregnant and on your feet for hours at a time feels like. But listen to what I'm saying before I find a new salon to work in!!!

 

[HappilyaMrs]

To my MIL who said "I'm gonna start getting you a bunch of 12 months clothes cuz she will be in them in 3 months"...... Um no. I appreciate you buying my little one things and I know that the clothes sizes don't always match the age range but I highly doubt my daughter will be in 12 months clothes at 3 months old and I think the only reason you said that is because you want to sound like an expert. Your son was 8 pounds and was very average in size till high school when he grew to 6 foot 4. And you had two premie twins who are very short like you. Never did any of your children wear 12 months clothes at 3 months old so stop pretending like you know what my daughter will wear before she is even born. No offense but I'm pretty sure you aren't an expert on baby clothes nor on pregnancy. Ugh. Yes my nephew was in 12 months at 8 or 9 months old, but that's kind of different that being in 12 months at 3 months old.

 

[babyquiros812]

To the lady during lunch who shouted from the bottom of the room: "ARE YOU HAVING A BABY?"
No lady, I am just fat and don't wish to have my entire job know that I am actually fatter than 3 months ago. So nosy and unprofessional and inappropraite. She could have come to me discreetly.

To my DH....this is not about you! Its about me! You never will know what pregnancy is like so either believe me or just forget about it. You just donate the sperm and I carry the burden. Whilst I am gratefully happy about this, just be 1% more supportive than you are. And no you cannot put your finger in my navel hole - it truly hurts!

Hee Hee, I like your post! Men are so dumb sometimes!

 

[Strike]

Sorry if the fact I disciplined the dog for running after stealing. She's spent 4 years running, and has cost me over £1000 in damages both to property and my stuff. My brother grabbed her as she was running AGAIN for the 4th time this week because I yelled at her.

So just letting her get away with stealing and running from the garden would be a good thing? That must be where I'm going wrong!I guess I'll leave the gate open next time so the next HGV that goes down the road hits her when it drives past instead. =/

When you catch her next time try a little pinch (like a biting act with your hand) behind her front leg. It's a dog-like punishment, not a human one like a slap n the butt, which she doesn't understand. Or get a buzz or vibrating collar with a remote. When she steals give her a buzz. That way you don't have to chase her.

 

[x-ginge-x]

Thanks. Will try it. Getting to the end of my tether with her now. I have a rottweiler too and hes never done any of this :/

 

[urchin]

Dear Work:
I can do one day's work in a day. I am not able to work an endless amount of unpaid overtime just because the organisation sets deadline on top of deadline - I am pregnant, I am meant to be reducing my workload not increasing it!
If I miss the next deadline, you'll just have to tell me off - but believe me, with my workload just now it simply isn't possible for me to fit anything else in

Yours Sincerely

Urchin

 

[mysteriouseye]

Friday – Why go so slow? HURRY UP I WANT IT TO BE THE WEEKEND ALREADY!!

To my little sisters friend who’s sister is also calling her daughter Esmee – Im not going to directly have a go at you because arguing with 13 year old minors is not my thing, but stop telling my sister that your sister is more entitled to the name Esmee because she thought of it first!! I don’t even know your sister!! I had Esmee for an idea for the babies name since before I got pregnant!!!

 

[Strike]

To my MIL - If you want to go to Vegas this summer find your own damn way to get there. Don't ask my DH if he wants to go in a veiled attempt to pretend you want to spend time with him when all you're going to do is sit in front of a machine all day. The only reason you asked him is you want him to drive because you're too damn cheap to go by air. By the way, we have casinos here. If you're going to spend all day gambling why not just stay at home. It's not like you go to Vegas for the shows or the food. You stay at the damn Riviera!

To DH - I love you and wouldn't begrudge you going to Vegas with your friends, but your parents are a different story. All that will happen is you'll end up spending way too much money at stores that we also have up here because you're going to be bored out of your skull while your parents gamble. They are taking advantage of you because they want you to drive. Please, get a backbone! Say NO! We have a baby coming and that money would be better served going to her and Revenue Canada for your business taxes!

 

[Sapphire83]

To the (rather thick) lady at the reception desk in my building: I understand it is not your duty to open the door for people. But honestly- WOULD YOU MIND?!? I am juggling three shopping bags and an umbrella, oh- and I'm pregnant!! You are doing nothing but sit there and watch me struggle... Ever heard of common sense and courtesy?! Gah!

 

[MizzPodd]

To the lady during lunch who shouted from the bottom of the room: "ARE YOU HAVING A BABY?"
No lady, I am just fat and don't wish to have my entire job know that I am actually fatter than 3 months ago. So nosy and unprofessional and inappropraite. She could have come to me discreetly.

To my DH....this is not about you! Its about me! You never will know what pregnancy is like so either believe me or just forget about it. You just donate the sperm and I carry the burden. Whilst I am gratefully happy about this, just be 1% more supportive than you are. And no you cannot put your finger in my navel hole - it truly hurts!

LOL wow... who does that? I guess the lady during lunch!
By the way, your profile pic is beautiful! OMG she is so gorgeous

 

[Lola90]

LOL wow... who does that? I guess the lady during lunch!
By the way, your profile pic is beautiful! OMG she is so gorgeous

Oooh I just noticed too, She's absolutely gorgeous!

 

[miss cakes]

to my darling 12 yr old daughter can you stop being a hormonal cow thats my job and no i am not rich and cannot afford new trainers every single week even if you say all your friends get it THEY ARE LYING!!

 

[princesspreg]

To my hormones....you are so emotional.....can I show some love to my dh for once without you just showing up. Shesh!

 

[lovie]

to the people smoking next to me waiting for the train

"if you continue i will puke on your shoes!"

 

[princesspreg]

To the man on the escalator that didn't even say excuse me but chose to bump me in the belly with his BIG TRAVEL BAG and did not say sorry more than went his meery way.

 

[JaanRuk]

the **** that comes out of some peoples mouths esp my father I sent him bump pics his reply " oh your not as fat as I thought you would be " THANX... and also his comment of your not eating fish? so you dont love your unborn child and your child will be dumb and not as smart as his wifes brothers baby because his wifes brothers wife ate fish during pregnancy .. you all can go **** YOURSELVES. thank god for this forum because wow i needed to get that off my chest .

 

[Lizzie K]

the **** that comes out of some peoples mouths esp my father I sent him bump pics his reply " oh your not as fat as I thought you would be " THANX... and also his comment of your not eating fish? so you dont love your unborn child and your child will be dumb and not as smart as his wifes brothers baby because his wifes brothers wife ate fish during pregnancy .. you all can go **** YOURSELVES. thank god for this forum because wow i needed to get that off my chest .

WTF! All three of my boys are smart as can be and I never ate fish during pregnancy. I can't stand the smell or taste of fish, so I never eat it. However, most prenatal vitamins have fish oil in them, so you get the benefits of eating fish without actually having to eat the nasty stuff. (or at least my prenatals have it)

 

[JaanRuk]

the **** that comes out of some peoples mouths esp my father I sent him bump pics his reply " oh your not as fat as I thought you would be " THANX... and also his comment of your not eating fish? so you dont love your unborn child and your child will be dumb and not as smart as his wifes brothers baby because his wifes brothers wife ate fish during pregnancy .. you all can go **** YOURSELVES. thank god for this forum because wow i needed to get that off my chest .

WTF! All three of my boys are smart as can be and I never ate fish during pregnancy. I can't stand the smell or taste of fish, so I never eat it. However, most prenatal vitamins have fish oil in them, so you get the benefits of eating fish without actually having to eat the nasty stuff. (or at least my prenatals have it)

I agree I hate fish but there are so many ways you can make up for lack of "fish and its nutrients" in a persons diet.. it just blows my mind how people can say the things they say like they dont hear themselves actually saying that?.. and it coming from my dad just makes it even worse god!..like hes the one who taught me "think before you speak" and I guess his brain cells have stopped functioning lately

 

[miss cakes]

the **** that comes out of some peoples mouths esp my father I sent him bump pics his reply " oh your not as fat as I thought you would be " THANX... and also his comment of your not eating fish? so you dont love your unborn child and your child will be dumb and not as smart as his wifes brothers baby because his wifes brothers wife ate fish during pregnancy .. you all can go **** YOURSELVES. thank god for this forum because wow i needed to get that off my chest .

WTF! All three of my boys are smart as can be and I never ate fish during pregnancy. I can't stand the smell or taste of fish, so I never eat it. However, most prenatal vitamins have fish oil in them, so you get the benefits of eating fish without actually having to eat the nasty stuff. (or at least my prenatals have it)

I agree I hate fish but there are so many ways you can make up for lack of "fish and its nutrients" in a persons diet.. it just blows my mind how people can say the things they say like they dont hear themselves actually saying that?.. and it coming from my dad just makes it even worse god!..like hes the one who taught me "think before you speak" and I guess his brain cells have stopped functioning lately

wtf lol i think your dad needs to eat some fish what rubbish!