*warning rude* BJ's V's Sex

Discussion in 'Pregnancy - Third Trimester' started by SareBear, Apr 26, 2009.

  1. SareBear

    SareBear Well-Known Member

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    Do not show your hubby.

    Just been researchig HOW sex actually helps to bring on labour as we need to know if it's the act of sex, the orgasm or the seman that does the trick. Any way, it appears it's all 3

    BUT....

    It also says that there's very little evidence which suggests that sex brings on labour and it also says the oral sex is a more effective way of injesting the hormone from the man's sperm???

    Now, I don't mind telling hubby that I need an orgasm every time, I will even pass on the info about sex being a questionable way to bring on labour (even though every mw will tell u to get at it like a jack rabbit!) but the BJ bit is for our eyes only :rofl:


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  2. Dukechick

    Dukechick Wife & proud Mom of 2

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    For real??? Like, ingesting it!??! WOW.........

    I guess I'll have to start swallowing closer to my due date! :rofl::rofl:
     
  3. Tammi

    Tammi New Mommy

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  4. dizzynic

    dizzynic 3rd tri Mam of 4

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    i think i once read its prostaglandins in semen or summat like that work to soften the cervix so normal sex would probs do the trick better tho my oh would be wishing for the bj whose bloke wouldnt lol
     
  5. Laura--x

    Laura--x Guest

    :rofl: i want this baby out more than anything.. but i think thats going a tad to far for me :rofl:
     
  6. Dukechick

    Dukechick Wife & proud Mom of 2

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    Heehee... that's why this thread doesn't leave this site! hahahah....
     
  7. hollilol

    hollilol Active Member

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    Sounds like a great idea, but there's only room in my mouth for cake :blush:
     
  8. sarah_george

    sarah_george ♥Proud Mummy!♥

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    Whats the betting that bit of advice was started by a Male Midwife :rofl:
     
  9. SareBear

    SareBear Well-Known Member

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    LOL, The info sites that your cevix absorbs these hormones better if it goes through your digestive system rather than through the vagina. Hard to believe. Don't want to believe. Must NOT be true:rofl: x x x
     
  10. Dukechick

    Dukechick Wife & proud Mom of 2

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    OH MY god.... HAHAHAHAHAHAH......... :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
  11. AppleBlossom

    AppleBlossom Guest

    Sorry to intrude lol

    But your reproductive system isn't linked to your digestive system... soooo how would swallowing sperm do anything to your cervix? lol
     
  12. princess_vix

    princess_vix Guest

    hmm don't really like swallowing!!

    It doesn't taste amazing..if he made vanilla flavour,then maybe i'd do it!

    But i'm more of a shoot it up me kinda girl!!! :p
     
  13. lesleyann

    lesleyann Mummy

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    i think id rather go over due :rofl: but deffo not letting the Oh see this one lol
     
  14. princess_vix

    princess_vix Guest

    That's what i thought Bexy becos surely if it worked then it'd be the same in getting preggers that way!!!
     
  15. Dukechick

    Dukechick Wife & proud Mom of 2

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    I FREAKIN' love THIS THREAD! hahahaa.....
     
  16. dizzynic

    dizzynic 3rd tri Mam of 4

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    My OH is never seeing this thread lol pleased he isnt in at the moment cos u can bet he wouldnt forget birthdays yes the probability of extra oral action nooo x
     
  17. lesleyann

    lesleyann Mummy

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    My oh birthday is the day before my due date he would love this thread lmao
     
  18. AppleBlossom

    AppleBlossom Guest

    Yuh huh. I'm guessing a man probably thought this one up. Don't be fooled girls!!
     
  19. junemomma09

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    well, Im DEFINITELY NOT letting this info leak out to my OH!!!!
     
  20. dizzynic

    dizzynic 3rd tri Mam of 4

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    :rofl::rofl:this thread needs to be locked away and marked for female eyes only my OH once tried to tell me if i gave him oral it would cure my sore throat i didnt fall for that one either let me tell you :rofl: Cant blame him for trying tho i suppose
     

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