We are PUPOLICIOUS hotties! (19 BFPs so far!!)

[Twinkie210]

Hi KamIam welcome to our wonderfull suport group where saying the most whacked out thing gets u brownie points! Hoping u'll have a good TTC relasionship with ur uterus and vagina LOLOL.

Twinks i'm glad he's ok!! But i'm sorry to say it's stoooopid that he did that with his meds. U know men tend to be dumbasses right ??

Keepthefaith and Lauren people try to be supportive sometimes and it just backfires. Yes they try to understand our situations but it's not the same if u havent been threw it. U think u know but u just dont (X-files theme song dooooooodooooooodooooooo)

PrincessTaz happy to have u abord hunny!! The things we sacrifice to try and get preggers huh?? If u read the posts a lil bit back you'll notice that i have now convinced myself that my DH's urine is a self fertilizer to get pregnant and will be trying that theory out...you all laugh now but we shall see dearies who has the last laught mouhhaaahaaaa....ya it probably wont b me since u know i'll be covered in stinky pee...'SOB' soo sooo cruel..

BTW i would like to thank Twinks for giving me today's freashly brewed topic idea. How long would it take for u to atempt murdering ur DH if he magicly pulls out a video camera during labour? And i mean pointing it at ur vadhy ooziness?? I've contemplated this many many times since mine has let me in on the fact that he wants to film it. It being me being in pain and squirting god knows what god knows where from my vajayjay. He believes it is the type of souvenir i'll actualy want to remember in dolby digital 5.1 sourround sound and image...hmmmmm....i then asked him if he was on cocaine. To which he replied no. To which i replied maybe u should start taking some to savour the last moments alive on this earth u will have. To that he answered with an ahhh shucks babe u know you'll thank me later laugh. To which i replied do it and i'm gonna cause bodily harm to ur weeeenis. Strangely...there was no other peep heard from him...hmmmmm....dunno why

Hahahahaha!

I would actually get off the delivery table and kick his ass! They asked me if I wanted a mirror to see, I was like NO!! I don't want to see. I kind of wish I would have looked once in a mirror, because it would have been good to see my son about to be born, but I don't think I would want to make a home movie out of it! I hate to burst your bubble Jessie, but I think the stuff squirting from your vajajay would be the least of your worries. Everything comes out at that point, iykwim! My mom said it was the grossest thing she has every seen (my son being born) and my sister said at that point she never wanted to have kids, so I am thinking its a NO on the videoing!

 

[Twinkie210]

Well I guess I am going to get the "worst mom ever" award. DS just told me that needded to keep weeks worth of school papers that I just trashed last week. I feel so bad...

 

[lauren10]

Welcome to the latest joiners!

STILL no psychic reading Jessy!!!! should I email her? maybe it's not good and she doesn't want to tell me?! lol

 

[lauren10]

topic of the day: ha...no way do i want to see that shit! My husband has seen a lot of gory things in his life, and he said my episiotomy was up there...lol. no thanks to watching that on our flat screen! Immediate death I say.

 

[jessy1101]

Ooohhh Lauren ya maybe email her in case...but if u think of the 2-3 days then today would be the max limit right? Since u did it tuesday pm?

Twinks ya i know i wont think bout the juicys. But i aint there yet so thinking bout the juicys for now is all good heeeeeee

 

[jessy1101]

Well I guess I am going to get the "worst mom ever" award. DS just told me that needded to keep weeks worth of school papers that I just trashed last week. I feel so bad...

Nahhhhh can u buy him off with candy??? LOLOL see now that's bad.

 

[Twinkie210]

Well I guess I am going to get the "worst mom ever" award. DS just told me that needded to keep weeks worth of school papers that I just trashed last week. I feel so bad...

Nahhhhh can u buy him off with candy??? LOLOL see now that's bad.

He wasn't even upset, I was! I am frantically trying to e-mail his teacher to see if she can give him new copies of the papers, and he was just so laid back about it! Luckily it is a class that he doesn't get graded on (it is an accelerated program- 'cause he is a smarty pants), but still he is going to be the only little kid without these papers!

 

[jessy1101]

Well I guess I am going to get the "worst mom ever" award. DS just told me that needded to keep weeks worth of school papers that I just trashed last week. I feel so bad...

Nahhhhh can u buy him off with candy??? LOLOL see now that's bad.

Huh.....can u buy her off with candy?? The drinking kind of course LOL

 

[Twinkie210]

Ooohhh Lauren ya maybe email her in case...but if u think of the 2-3 days then today would be the max limit right? Since u did it tuesday pm?

Twinks ya i know i wont think bout the juicys. But i aint there yet so thinking bout the juicys for now is all good heeeeeee

Can I add to the topic? Besides killing OH if he video tapes it what is the first thing you think you will do or say or think after you deliver? Will you just have OH, or will other people be with you?

When I had DS, the first thing I said is "He looks like my brother!" He did actually. And I was mad at myself for forgetting to count fingers and toes (I thought every mom automatically did this LOL).

The next time around, I don't know how I will feel, since I have done it before. I am going to try to remember to count digits, but other than that. I don't know. My Mom and sister were there last time, and while I wouldn't mind them coming again, I think maybe it should be a person moment betweem me and DH (and all the Drs and nurses of course!)

 

[jessy1101]

Of course u can add! Feel free anytime. Love ur topic choice too!! We've actualy discussed what we want to do and who to be there etc etc. I dont mind having my mom with me when u know we're waiting and no pushing and etc. But when the actual work work starts i want to be alone with DH. Same thing after the delivery i just want us to be alone even if it's like 30 mins with our baby. It's something that we created and want to share on. At the same time i'll also be francticly going threw my makeup bag to not look like crap. LOL i kid as if i'll even think of that at that point...well maybe just at least a quick brush or something..

 

[KamIAm]

Poor Twinkie!! I have thrown away my kids "keep" papers so many times, I'm NOT allowed to rummage thru their backpacks, THEY get the stuff out and hand me what I'm allowed to handle.....

But, yes..... I still rummage... Just gently place them as they had them

And I must say~ Jessy, you are hilarious! Love reading your responses and the things you say..... LOVE IT

Think I'm gonna fit in just fine here

As for the topic of the day...... Heck NO.... My poor OH wasn't even allowed to LOOK!!! Gasp!, Ickyyyy! I didn't wanna scar him too badly where he wouldn't wanna take a pleasure trip back

Oh, and according to my ticker..... Today is gonna be a great day

 

[jessy1101]

Poor Twinkie!! I have thrown away my kids "keep" papers so many times, I'm NOT allowed to rummage thru their backpacks, THEY get the stuff out and hand me what I'm allowed to handle.....

But, yes..... I still rummage... Just gently place them as they had them

And I must say~ Jessy, you are hilarious! Love reading your responses and the things you say..... LOVE IT

Think I'm gonna fit in just fine here

As for the topic of the day...... Heck NO.... My poor OH wasn't even allowed to LOOK!!! Gasp!, Ickyyyy! I didn't wanna scar him too badly where he wouldn't wanna take a pleasure trip back

Oh, and according to my ticker..... Today is gonna be a great day

LOL KamIAm i think u and i are gonna get along marvelously hiihii. I agree with not wanting to scar for life due to ur hoohah. I mean it's almost gonna be the size of a freeway once the bundle comes out...how in the hell would he be able to get it up after seeing that right? RIGHT???? He can stay by my and hold my hand.. and not make any type of painfull wince if i squeeze too hard suck it up sweety i'm in more pain.

According to ur ticker yuppp it's definetly gonna be...productive LOL

 

[lauren10]

With my daughter the first thing I thought and said was....she smells so good! lol. I just couldn't get over it. I was saying to DH, doesn't she smell so good?! he was like, uh, I don't know. haha. I thought maybe it was some kind of like primative instinctual thing to make sure I wanted to keep her. weird.

I just had my DH there and will do the same again. I'll probably try to just enjoy it more this time around because with my DD she got whipped away to nicu, flew to Halifax without me, and I had to ride there in a car the night i gave birth for 5 hours to get to her. it was brutal!! but we're all good now.

 

[Twinkie210]

Poor Twinkie!! I have thrown away my kids "keep" papers so many times, I'm NOT allowed to rummage thru their backpacks, THEY get the stuff out and hand me what I'm allowed to handle.....

But, yes..... I still rummage... Just gently place them as they had them

And I must say~ Jessy, you are hilarious! Love reading your responses and the things you say..... LOVE IT

Think I'm gonna fit in just fine here

As for the topic of the day...... Heck NO.... My poor OH wasn't even allowed to LOOK!!! Gasp!, Ickyyyy! I didn't wanna scar him too badly where he wouldn't wanna take a pleasure trip back

Oh, and according to my ticker..... Today is gonna be a great day

Oh good, glad to know I am not the only one who does this!

DH did look once when I had DS, and he was like, "It was really gross!" LOL, but he wasn't scarred, so I don't think we have anything to worry about! I think it did give him an appreciation for what women have to go through.

Good Luck tonight, if you ticker is right it should be a very good day for you

 

[lauren10]

Oh, and according to my ticker..... Today is gonna be a great day

ooohhh! get fertilized today!!!

 

[Twinkie210]

With my daughter the first thing I thought and said was....she smells so good! lol. I just couldn't get over it. I was saying to DH, doesn't she smell so good?! he was like, uh, I don't know. haha. I thought maybe it was some kind of like primative instinctual thing to make sure I wanted to keep her. weird.

I just had my DH there and will do the same again. I'll probably try to just enjoy it more this time around because with my DD she got whipped away to nicu, flew to Halifax without me, and I had to ride there in a car the night i gave birth for 5 hours to get to her. it was brutal!! but we're all good now.

Haha, I didn't think to smell him! But there is something about a baby smell that is attractive to women... and let me tell you it is not the same for men!

That is sad to hear that you had to be seperated so soon! I sent DS to the nursury after I had him (he was born at 10:30pm) so it was quite late after we got all cleaned up and everyone had a peak at him. So when I woke up a few hours later I wanted the nurse to bring him to me, but he had some breathing problems and he was under an oxygen hood so they couldn't. I was so mad that they didn't come tell me right away! I went in to see him a little while later and I was panicking because all the babies looked the same and I couldn't remember exactly what he looked like! I think next time I am going to make someone take a pic with a digital camera and carry it around with me! I felt like a horrible mom then, how can you not know which baby is yours! I had to look at the names on the bassinets!

 

[KamIAm]

I tried waking my honey up "nicely" this morning.... Needless to say, He ISN"T a morning person ... Gahhhh ...

Soooo ... Dang it.... Nothing YET today ... Might just have to call him and offer to make him a nice lunch
I'll just greet him at the door.. "welcome honey, now take off your pants!"

Warning!!!!! Crazy, Ovaulating Woman in THA house!!!!!

 

[jessy1101]

I tried waking my honey up "nicely" this morning.... Needless to say, He ISN"T a morning person ... Gahhhh ...

Soooo ... Dang it.... Nothing YET today ... Might just have to call him and offer to make him a nice lunch
I'll just greet him at the door.. "welcome honey, now take off your pants!"

Warning!!!!! Crazy, Ovaulating Woman in THA house!!!!!

You know i'Ve actualy heard that men like women who greet them in saran wrap...hmmm i've actualy never tried it before..i dunno would my pinkness get a reaction from the plastic??? Ewwwww i dont want that to happen i mean how can u explain that right??

 

[lauren10]

Oh Twink that's so sad!!!! you can't really get a close look in those bassinets though. I'm sure if you could have smelled them, you would have known which one he was.

saran wrap! i think it would be pretty sweaty under there. Are you talking like a saran wrap bikini? or full body? that just made me think of whipped cream bikinis!!! YES!!! do it...answer the door in a whipped cream bikini!! lunch and sex wrapped in one

and that just reminded me of my friend telling me how she was having kinky birthday sex with her boyfriend, and she said, I want you to eat that cake off me....

he got a fork.

 

[jessy1101]

Ya i dunno how i could manage to not get it to melt all over the damn place. We've done the chocolate whipped cream fantasy thinggy..ya ummm....no. I got some all over my hair...his hair...he has chest hair so there too....it was THE MOST unsexy thing ever.

Plus and i dunno why...we figured bahhh wont be bad no need to get towels or anyting for the sheets....bad BAD BAD idea!! They were the most icky things i had ever seen.

Lesson of the day? Never mix any type of liquid sugar and bodily juices together. It never ends well.