ok I'M going CRAZY. I know I shouldn't but I have to test tomorrow. I know there is barely any chance that I will get a + but it will be worth the waste of $ just to clear my head some
jess I can't wait til the next time I'm sitting having the conversations at work talking crazy story's. I will top it with .... my friend thinks her hubbys pee is fertilizer. but hey if it works then I may be the next to give it a try.thanks for always easing my mind jess. btw I love tomorrows topic!
ok I'M going CRAZY. I know I shouldn't but I have to test tomorrow. I know there is barely any chance that I will get a + but it will be worth the waste of $ just to clear my head some
Sweety u do realise ive convinced myself that man urine is a self fertilizer right?? Who am i to judge u wantin to test early? Damn..i love being whack. Sorta like welcome to delusion town, population? ME!!!
Ok so hubby and I were at a high class golf course that overlooks the ocean. He is a golf pro and had always dreamed of playing at this course. So, I wanted to make sure he never forgot it He stills smiles when I mention hole 13! As for details- We did it in the golf cart and I had him facing the ocean and it was right at sunset.
(normally don't do this) so I told myself mind over matter. Well at 4 am I couldn't take it anymore! I poas and of course it was 
My urine was very pale yellow too so maybe tomorrow...
To share my most public embarassing story well it was actualy a tuffy. I've been in a lot of situations with DH we're we we're ummm....in a comprimising outdoor position.. So i had to think REALLYYY hard which is the best.
We started dating while we we're both 16 (i'm gonna be 25 next tuesday oooo). DH had a summer weekend job a part from his full time summer job cuting grass at this rich persons cottage beside a lake with a beach. It was a very very big lake. A big enough lake that u could see from miles away if anybody was coming. There wasnt anything in site or anybody at the cottage so we figured hey let's naked hump directly on the beach (it would be something directly outta a romance movie right? Ohhh so very very wrong)
So we're both naked and having a pretty damn good time when all of a sudden we hear...sound...hooting sound... There was a fishing boat with a dont know how many goddamn guys that had come from the side of the lake and we're staying at us with f*cking binnoculars...abd they we're coming straight at us!!!! Naturaly we both freaked out...i was screaming my head off and ran around the house to get dressed. Those boat guys actualy drove right up on the beachy part and kept hooting at us.....they drove away after 10 mins but still....i've never been able to get my freak on ever since in a beachy supose to be secluded place...god knows why huh??
Seriously tho at that exact moment? FML X 100000000
To share my most public embarassing story well it was actualy a tuffy. I've been in a lot of situations with DH we're we we're ummm....in a comprimising outdoor position.. So i had to think REALLYYY hard which is the best.
We started dating while we we're both 16 (i'm gonna be 25 next tuesday oooo). DH had a summer weekend job a part from his full time summer job cuting grass at this rich persons cottage beside a lake with a beach. It was a very very big lake. A big enough lake that u could see from miles away if anybody was coming. There wasnt anything in site or anybody at the cottage so we figured hey let's naked hump directly on the beach (it would be something directly outta a romance movie right? Ohhh so very very wrong)
So we're both naked and having a pretty damn good time when all of a sudden we hear...sound...hooting sound... There was a fishing boat with a dont know how many goddamn guys that had come from the side of the lake and we're staying at us with f*cking binnoculars...abd they we're coming straight at us!!!! Naturaly we both freaked out...i was screaming my head off and ran around the house to get dressed. Those boat guys actualy drove right up on the beachy part and kept hooting at us.....they drove away after 10 mins but still....i've never been able to get my freak on ever since in a beachy supose to be secluded place...god knows why huh??
Seriously tho at that exact moment? FML X 100000000
To share my most public embarassing story well it was actualy a tuffy. I've been in a lot of situations with DH we're we we're ummm....in a comprimising outdoor position.. So i had to think REALLYYY hard which is the best.
We started dating while we we're both 16 (i'm gonna be 25 next tuesday oooo). DH had a summer weekend job a part from his full time summer job cuting grass at this rich persons cottage beside a lake with a beach. It was a very very big lake. A big enough lake that u could see from miles away if anybody was coming. There wasnt anything in site or anybody at the cottage so we figured hey let's naked hump directly on the beach (it would be something directly outta a romance movie right? Ohhh so very very wrong)
So we're both naked and having a pretty damn good time when all of a sudden we hear...sound...hooting sound... There was a fishing boat with a dont know how many goddamn guys that had come from the side of the lake and we're staying at us with f*cking binnoculars...abd they we're coming straight at us!!!! Naturaly we both freaked out...i was screaming my head off and ran around the house to get dressed. Those boat guys actualy drove right up on the beachy part and kept hooting at us.....they drove away after 10 mins but still....i've never been able to get my freak on ever since in a beachy supose to be secluded place...god knows why huh??
Seriously tho at that exact moment? FML X 100000000
Hilarious! Thanks for sharing. Thankfully we've never been really "caught" doing anything. Although I have several stories of my sister being caught- one which includes her and her old bf being caught naked on the livingroom floor by my grandfather. ick! The closest we've ever gotten was once on Vacation with my DHs entire family we got busy in the campground hot tub (at 17 this seemed like a good idea-- now it just grosses me out to think about!) and his little brother came to say hi while we were mid action. Thank god it was dark out!
To share my most public embarassing story well it was actualy a tuffy. I've been in a lot of situations with DH we're we we're ummm....in a comprimising outdoor position.. So i had to think REALLYYY hard which is the best.
We started dating while we we're both 16 (i'm gonna be 25 next tuesday oooo). DH had a summer weekend job a part from his full time summer job cuting grass at this rich persons cottage beside a lake with a beach. It was a very very big lake. A big enough lake that u could see from miles away if anybody was coming. There wasnt anything in site or anybody at the cottage so we figured hey let's naked hump directly on the beach (it would be something directly outta a romance movie right? Ohhh so very very wrong)
So we're both naked and having a pretty damn good time when all of a sudden we hear...sound...hooting sound... There was a fishing boat with a dont know how many goddamn guys that had come from the side of the lake and we're staying at us with f*cking binnoculars...abd they we're coming straight at us!!!! Naturaly we both freaked out...i was screaming my head off and ran around the house to get dressed. Those boat guys actualy drove right up on the beachy part and kept hooting at us.....they drove away after 10 mins but still....i've never been able to get my freak on ever since in a beachy supose to be secluded place...god knows why huh??
Seriously tho at that exact moment? FML X 100000000
and we started dating at 14 and he'll be 24 next month.
