We are PUPOLICIOUS hotties! (19 BFPs so far!!)

[lauren10]

9dpo =please please please change!

fingers crossed for you!!!!!!! xxxxx

 

[Twinkie210]

9dpo =please please please change!

FX'd that you get a better result next time!

 

[Twinkie210]

Good morning all!

Newbie, so you haven't had AF since the MC? My AF arrival had no rhyme or reason, I got it 33 days after I stopped bleeding I think. (or maybe that was from when the mc started...i forget now) so it should come any day for you!

I did another test this morning, and both my husband and I thought we could see a super duper faint line...BUT...i know how the stick likes to play jedi mind tricks on you...so I think tomorrow morning's result might be definitive!! At CD 22 / 7 dpo I think that's to be expected, so I'll just keep doing my thing. Because der, obviously I'm pregnant!

My only issue is that I don't have the cramping that I had both other times. About 4-5 days before my period I got what felt like light period cramps. Where are you cramps?!

and another ps. my pants are wicked tight today. i might have to sit at my desk with them unbuttoned!

Just wear a long shirt- no one will know!

 

[lauren10]

yeah my shirt kind of covers it. ahah.

I'm trying to think of a joke, and I'm the WORST joke teller! but I'll try...maybe I'm a good joke typer.

 

[Twinkie210]

I actually first read this joke in a card, so to prepare for Halloween here you go:

A man is walking home alone late one foggy Halloween night, when behind him he hears:
BUMP... BUMP... BUMP...
Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street toward him.

BUMP... BUMP... BUMP...
Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing quickly behind him.
FASTER... FASTER... BUMP... BUMP... BUMP....
He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him. However, the casket crashes through his door, with the lid of the casket clapping.
clappity-BUMP...clappity-BUMP... clappity-BUMP...
on his heels, as the terrified man runs.

Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, he locks himself in. His heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps.

With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door.
Bumping and clapping toward him.
The man screams and reaches for something, anything...

All he can find is a box of cough drops! Desperate, he throws the cough drops at the coffin ...

...and...of...course,

...the coffin stops!

This was so corny it cracked me up!

 

[jkb11]

A woman went to the doctor's office. She was seen by one of the new doctors, but after about four minutes in the examination room, she burst out, screaming as she ran down the hall. An older doctor stopped and asked her what the problem was, and she explained. He had her sit down and relax in another room.

The older doctor marched back to the first and demanded, "What's the matter with you? Mrs. Terry is 63 years old, she has four grown children and seven grandchildren, and you told her she was PREGNANT?"

The new doctor smiled smugly as he continued to write on his clipboard.

"Cured her hiccups though, didn't it?"

 

[Twinkie210]

A woman went to the doctor's office. She was seen by one of the new doctors, but after about four minutes in the examination room, she burst out, screaming as she ran down the hall. An older doctor stopped and asked her what the problem was, and she explained. He had her sit down and relax in another room.

The older doctor marched back to the first and demanded, "What's the matter with you? Mrs. Terry is 63 years old, she has four grown children and seven grandchildren, and you told her she was PREGNANT?"

The new doctor smiled smugly as he continued to write on his clipboard.

"Cured her hiccups though, didn't it?"

Funny!

 

[jkb11]

cute! love it.

I actually first read this joke in a card, so to prepare for Halloween here you go:

A man is walking home alone late one foggy Halloween night, when behind him he hears:
BUMP... BUMP... BUMP...
Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street toward him.

BUMP... BUMP... BUMP...
Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing quickly behind him.
FASTER... FASTER... BUMP... BUMP... BUMP....
He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him. However, the casket crashes through his door, with the lid of the casket clapping.
clappity-BUMP...clappity-BUMP... clappity-BUMP...
on his heels, as the terrified man runs.

Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, he locks himself in. His heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps.

With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door.
Bumping and clapping toward him.
The man screams and reaches for something, anything...

All he can find is a box of cough drops! Desperate, he throws the cough drops at the coffin ...

...and...of...course,

...the coffin stops!

This was so corny it cracked me up!

 

[jkb11]

CONGRATS Lauren! just fyi.... you know how they say that girls are late implanters due to they take longer to reach the egg. Well I'm predicting now that you will have a BOY!!!Congrats again! so happy for you!

 

[collie_crazy]

Well ladies I am 6dpo now and the days are dragging by LOL I just want to know already! I will be absolutely gutted if its this month because we tried so hard, y'know?

Oh I am so rubbish at jokes LOL I never remember them!

Have you heard about the magic tractor? It turned into a field

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cows go.
Cows go who?
Cows go moo not who

There a 3 bears on a crashing plane, a mummy bear, a daddy bear and a baby bear, but there were only 2 parachutes. The daddy bear said: 'I'm taking one, 'cos I'm the man of the house!', then took one. The mummy bear said: 'I'm taking one, 'cos I do all the cooking!'. Then, mummy bear and daddy bear jumped, leaving baby bear behind. When they reached the ground, the saw baby bear, safe and sound. Mummy bear asked: 'How did you get down here?'
'Me not dumb, me not silly, me hold onto daddy's willy!'

 

[lauren10]

CONGRATS Lauren! just fyi.... you know how they say that girls are late implanters due to they take longer to reach the egg. Well I'm predicting now that you will have a BOY!!!Congrats again! so happy for you!

thank you!!! the psychic said it would be a boy too!!! I'm sooooooo very cautiously optimistic. I feel like I shouldn't believe it until next week when I miss my period. AND...there's a chance we were seeing a line when it wasn't there? maybe? i will know tomorrow!

 

[jkb11]

Well ladies I am 6dpo now and the days are dragging by LOL I just want to know already! I will be absolutely gutted if its this month because we tried so hard, y'know?

Oh I am so rubbish at jokes LOL I never remember them!

Have you heard about the magic tractor? It turned into a field

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cows go.
Cows go who?
Cows go moo not who

There a 3 bears on a crashing plane, a mummy bear, a daddy bear and a baby bear, but there were only 2 parachutes. The daddy bear said: 'I'm taking one, 'cos I'm the man of the house!', then took one. The mummy bear said: 'I'm taking one, 'cos I do all the cooking!'. Then, mummy bear and daddy bear jumped, leaving baby bear behind. When they reached the ground, the saw baby bear, safe and sound. Mummy bear asked: 'How did you get down here?'
'Me not dumb, me not silly, me hold onto daddy's willy!'

 

[jessy1101]

Well I think I might be 1 dpo today FX'd. I had a temp spike, I just don't know if it is from O or from the progesterone I am taking!

Holy crap that makes us exactly i dpo apart woooooo!! Gonna hold out till the 10dpo cross line???

 

[jessy1101]

9dpo =please please please change!

It will it will it will LOL. Definetly sending u pos vibes sweety

 

[jessy1101]

Good morning all!

Newbie, so you haven't had AF since the MC? My AF arrival had no rhyme or reason, I got it 33 days after I stopped bleeding I think. (or maybe that was from when the mc started...i forget now) so it should come any day for you!

I did another test this morning, and both my husband and I thought we could see a super duper faint line...BUT...i know how the stick likes to play jedi mind tricks on you...so I think tomorrow morning's result might be definitive!! At CD 22 / 7 dpo I think that's to be expected, so I'll just keep doing my thing. Because der, obviously I'm pregnant!

My only issue is that I don't have the cramping that I had both other times. About 4-5 days before my period I got what felt like light period cramps. Where are you cramps?!

and another ps. my pants are wicked tight today. i might have to sit at my desk with them unbuttoned!

Hmmmmm you should definetly get a better idea tomorrow..wait wait r u seriously telling me you'll be able to hold out that long??? Not even a lil tinkle tonight????Really??? I had the cramping last time too 5 days before my period i thought it was some type of killer pms catching up to me..which it wasnt..obviously..

So far i've got gas and feel like my uterus has gas. Which sucks cuz unfortunatly i cant make that thinggy fart now can i? Just freakin peachy...i feel pouffy tho bloated wise soooo...dum dum dummmmm...

 

[jessy1101]

A woman went to the doctor's office. She was seen by one of the new doctors, but after about four minutes in the examination room, she burst out, screaming as she ran down the hall. An older doctor stopped and asked her what the problem was, and she explained. He had her sit down and relax in another room.

The older doctor marched back to the first and demanded, "What's the matter with you? Mrs. Terry is 63 years old, she has four grown children and seven grandchildren, and you told her she was PREGNANT?"

The new doctor smiled smugly as he continued to write on his clipboard.

"Cured her hiccups though, didn't it?"

LOLOOL silly!! I'd have pooped my pants being that poor woman

 

[jessy1101]

I actually first read this joke in a card, so to prepare for Halloween here you go:

A man is walking home alone late one foggy Halloween night, when behind him he hears:
BUMP... BUMP... BUMP...
Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street toward him.

BUMP... BUMP... BUMP...
Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing quickly behind him.
FASTER... FASTER... BUMP... BUMP... BUMP....
He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him. However, the casket crashes through his door, with the lid of the casket clapping.
clappity-BUMP...clappity-BUMP... clappity-BUMP...
on his heels, as the terrified man runs.

Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, he locks himself in. His heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps.

With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door.
Bumping and clapping toward him.
The man screams and reaches for something, anything...

All he can find is a box of cough drops! Desperate, he throws the cough drops at the coffin ...

...and...of...course,

...the coffin stops!

This was so corny it cracked me up!

Agree with Twinks sometimes the corniest jokes are the best!

 

[jessy1101]

Well ladies I am 6dpo now and the days are dragging by LOL I just want to know already! I will be absolutely gutted if its this month because we tried so hard, y'know?

Oh I am so rubbish at jokes LOL I never remember them!

Have you heard about the magic tractor? It turned into a field

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cows go.
Cows go who?
Cows go moo not who

There a 3 bears on a crashing plane, a mummy bear, a daddy bear and a baby bear, but there were only 2 parachutes. The daddy bear said: 'I'm taking one, 'cos I'm the man of the house!', then took one. The mummy bear said: 'I'm taking one, 'cos I do all the cooking!'. Then, mummy bear and daddy bear jumped, leaving baby bear behind. When they reached the ground, the saw baby bear, safe and sound. Mummy bear asked: 'How did you get down here?'
'Me not dumb, me not silly, me hold onto daddy's willy!'

LOLOOLOLOLOL Collie ur a total star!! Missed u on here bunches. It aint gonna be neg so no worries. I think there might be a LOT of pupos on here that will be pleasantly suprised the next few weeks teeheeee

 

[jessy1101]

CONGRATS Lauren! just fyi.... you know how they say that girls are late implanters due to they take longer to reach the egg. Well I'm predicting now that you will have a BOY!!!Congrats again! so happy for you!

thank you!!! the psychic said it would be a boy too!!! I'm sooooooo very cautiously optimistic. I feel like I shouldn't believe it until next week when I miss my period. AND...there's a chance we were seeing a line when it wasn't there? maybe? i will know tomorrow!

Ohhh Lauren i'm supose to be having a boy too!!

 

[jkb11]

Thanks sweety!

9dpo =please please please change!

It will it will it will LOL. Definetly sending u pos vibes sweety