We are PUPOLICIOUS hotties! (19 BFPs so far!!)

[jessy1101]

A blonde is at home making a cake for her three 13 year old sons. By accident she hits her husband's pot of beebees that are sitting on the self. They fall into her cake batter. She removes a large quantity but tires out easily and decide's that there is no harm leaving the rest in.

She bakes the cakes and then gives a piece to each son. 3 hours later the first one comes runing.

'Mom mom I just went to pee and there we're beebees that came out!' She turned to him with a reasuring smile and explaned how they got there. 'No worries', she said after, 'your going to be fine.'

10 mins later the second son comes runing in freaking out about the same thing as his brother. No worries she said after explaining what happend your going to be fine.

15 mins later the third son comes rushing in panicking. 'Mooommmm you'll never believe what just happend', he said screeching. 'Let me guess', she replied, 'you went to pee and beebees came out?'

'No mom', the boy said nearly screaming his head off, 'I was jacking off and accidently shot the dog!!'



The real food for thought in this story?? Why in the f*ck was the damn dog there?????

 

[jessy1101]

Thanks sweety!

9dpo =please please please change!

It will it will it will LOL. Definetly sending u pos vibes sweety

Ahhhh wuv u bunches Jbk everything will work out promiss

 

[lauren10]

Yes. everyone is going to be pregnant and everyone is going to have a boy!!

ahhhh,,, maybe just one little tinkle tonight. Just a little. just to see how it feels. need to buy more tests!!!!!

dinner date night with hubby tonight at one of my fave restaurants!!!!! too bad I can't drink up on the wine!! I'm going to order an extra course just because I can't drink.

 

[jessy1101]

Yes. everyone is going to be pregnant and everyone is going to have a boy!!

ahhhh,,, maybe just one little tinkle tonight. Just a little. just to see how it feels. need to buy more tests!!!!!

dinner date night with hubby tonight at one of my fave restaurants!!!!! too bad I can't drink up on the wine!! I'm going to order an extra course just because I can't drink.

Ahhh see that's the thing i have my bday dinner on sat night with friends at one of my fav grill and bar places...does it make me a bad person to want a margarita???

 

[Twinkie210]

Yes. everyone is going to be pregnant and everyone is going to have a boy!!

ahhhh,,, maybe just one little tinkle tonight. Just a little. just to see how it feels. need to buy more tests!!!!!

dinner date night with hubby tonight at one of my fave restaurants!!!!! too bad I can't drink up on the wine!! I'm going to order an extra course just because I can't drink.

LOL, can you rephrase that prediction? I would like a girl this go around!

 

[jessy1101]

Yes. everyone is going to be pregnant and everyone is going to have a boy!!

ahhhh,,, maybe just one little tinkle tonight. Just a little. just to see how it feels. need to buy more tests!!!!!

dinner date night with hubby tonight at one of my fave restaurants!!!!! too bad I can't drink up on the wine!! I'm going to order an extra course just because I can't drink.

LOL, can you rephrase that prediction? I would like a girl this go around!

Tell ya what Twinks how about you have one of EACH this go? Mouhaaahaaaaaaa

 

[lauren10]

Yes. everyone is going to be pregnant and everyone is going to have a boy!!

ahhhh,,, maybe just one little tinkle tonight. Just a little. just to see how it feels. need to buy more tests!!!!!

dinner date night with hubby tonight at one of my fave restaurants!!!!! too bad I can't drink up on the wine!! I'm going to order an extra course just because I can't drink.

LOL, can you rephrase that prediction? I would like a girl this go around!

Right...I didn't say you'd have ONLY a boy!!!!!!

 

[jessy1101]

Yes. everyone is going to be pregnant and everyone is going to have a boy!!

ahhhh,,, maybe just one little tinkle tonight. Just a little. just to see how it feels. need to buy more tests!!!!!

dinner date night with hubby tonight at one of my fave restaurants!!!!! too bad I can't drink up on the wine!! I'm going to order an extra course just because I can't drink.

LOL, can you rephrase that prediction? I would like a girl this go around!

Right...I didn't say you'd have ONLY a boy!!!!!!

Teeeheeeee soo SO evil Lauren

 

[jkb11]

pair me with twinks then! I want one of each!!! Hubby says thats the only way I will get 2 more kids! I told him I would just suduce him after our next pregnancy But honestly after all this baby dancing I think he is over it

 

[jessy1101]

pair me with twinks then! I want one of each!!! Hubby says thats the only way I will get 2 more kids! I told him I would just suduce him after our next pregnancy But honestly after all this baby dancing I think he is over it

Ahhhh no more naked snuggle after this one?

 

[lauren10]

I can't think of a joke, but I love the someecards site!



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[Twinkie210]

Yes. everyone is going to be pregnant and everyone is going to have a boy!!

ahhhh,,, maybe just one little tinkle tonight. Just a little. just to see how it feels. need to buy more tests!!!!!

dinner date night with hubby tonight at one of my fave restaurants!!!!! too bad I can't drink up on the wine!! I'm going to order an extra course just because I can't drink.

LOL, can you rephrase that prediction? I would like a girl this go around!

Right...I didn't say you'd have ONLY a boy!!!!!!

Seriously! I would faint if the Dr. told me there were two! With my luck it would be two boys! LOL, but I would still be happy

 

[lauren10]

pair me with twinks then! I want one of each!!! Hubby says thats the only way I will get 2 more kids! I told him I would just suduce him after our next pregnancy But honestly after all this baby dancing I think he is over it

Well...you could always just not try, but see what happens!!

From all the BD'ing DH was commenting on his sore penis...really? Do you think that compares to what's going to happen to my VAG???? sore penis. oh poor muffin...getting too much sex. pfft.

 

[Twinkie210]

I can't think of a joke, but I love the someecards site!



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Love these!

 

[lauren10]

I kind of want twins. is that crazy?? they run in my family too.

 

[jessy1101]

pair me with twinks then! I want one of each!!! Hubby says thats the only way I will get 2 more kids! I told him I would just suduce him after our next pregnancy But honestly after all this baby dancing I think he is over it

Well...you could always just not try, but see what happens!!

From all the BD'ing DH was commenting on his sore penis...really? Do you think that compares to what's going to happen to my VAG???? sore penis. oh poor muffin...getting too much sex. pfft.

Holy crap r u serious?? Dude after all that bunny humping my Vag was soooo sore..and guess what? I still kept going like a damn lil trooper so he needs to suck it up and be thankfull he got meat instead of pink!

 

[Twinkie210]

pair me with twinks then! I want one of each!!! Hubby says thats the only way I will get 2 more kids! I told him I would just suduce him after our next pregnancy But honestly after all this baby dancing I think he is over it

Well...you could always just not try, but see what happens!!

From all the BD'ing DH was commenting on his sore penis...really? Do you think that compares to what's going to happen to my VAG???? sore penis. oh poor muffin...getting too much sex. pfft.

DH was complaining last night to... he says when we have sex too many nights in a row he can't stay hard Really? I am going to push a baby (maybe two) out of my hoohoo and you are complaining about sex once a night? He really thinks he has it rough! LOL

 

[jessy1101]

pair me with twinks then! I want one of each!!! Hubby says thats the only way I will get 2 more kids! I told him I would just suduce him after our next pregnancy But honestly after all this baby dancing I think he is over it

Well...you could always just not try, but see what happens!!

From all the BD'ing DH was commenting on his sore penis...really? Do you think that compares to what's going to happen to my VAG???? sore penis. oh poor muffin...getting too much sex. pfft.

DH was complaining last night to... he says when we have sex too many nights in a row he can't stay hard Really? I am going to push a baby (maybe two) out of my hoohoo and you are complaining about sex once a night? He really thinks he has it rough! LOL

See when they complain about that stuff what r we supose to do? Pat them on the back and be all there there poor baby it's so hard on u isn't it? Pfffffff try to say that with a damn straight face..

 

[Twinkie210]

I kind of want twins. is that crazy?? they run in my family too.

Oh, I think the idea of twins is fun (matching outfits and pictures together), but the idea of carrying two around for (in theory) 9 months scares the hell out of me! Then it's twice the diapers, 2 am feedings, laundry! Yikes! But deep down I think it would be fun to have two... especially if it was girls!

 

[Twinkie210]

See when they complain about that stuff what r we supose to do? Pat them on the back and be all there there poor baby it's so hard on u isn't it? Pfffffff try to say that with a damn straight face..

I know really! I am taking my temp religiously every morning, peeing on so many sticks I can't count that high, sticking my finger in my lady parts to check and see if I have just the right consistency of CM, if not shooting slimy goo into my pinkness to help the swimmers get to their destination, and now taking pills that make me dizzy, lightheaded, and give me hot flashes!

I am sorry you have to have sex with your wife a few nights in a row, I guess baby making is just too hard for men! I'll have to get him a BFP present!