We are PUPOLICIOUS hotties! (19 BFPs so far!!)

[keepthefaithx]

my boobies got huge from weight gain and hormones of the past 3 months, i fit in a c now ahhhh

 

[keepthefaithx]

jess ur name is fun lol

 

[Rainbowbeany]

No its Co-quette...and in french being coquette means cutsie-doe-eyed (is that a good explanation jess?).

Crow-kay...I LOVE THAT...Praise those language bariers sometimes they all make us laugh!

 

[keepthefaithx]

I know and my accent is really strong so we talk SO diff...lol

i say like wata-water
flowa-flower
leada-leader...

hahaha its bad !!

 

[keepthefaithx]

hahahahh melodie

 

[jessy1101]

Leese i dunno why but basicly i now think ur accent is like the Long island Medium girl's accent lolol. She seems to pronounce things the same way that u do!

 

[Rainbowbeany]

I have to say--> I dont know if its because everything seems to be lining up good but I have a real good feeling these days. I think I might be preggo in the next few cycles...At least I hope that attitude doesnt go away...(Though it went south for my crying meltdown yesterday...oopsie)

 

[jessy1101]

Well Mel i think maybe ur cooch must be sending u positive vibes. Which is a good thing cuz mine was suchhh a biatch those last months leading up to my bfp...

 

[MrsMoo72]

Do u guys think I sound like Emily from friends??

 

[Twinkie210]

LOL you guys are too funny!

Mel- I had tiny boobs before DS (small A cup) and after I had him I stayed a B cup. I am now close to a C, but I am thinking I won't do much more growing until after my milk comes in.

My name would be Scruffy Wabash (yikes, I sound dirty in a bad way, LOL)

Accent wise I am from the midwest, so northerners think I have a souther accent and southerns think I have a northern accent and I don't think I have an accent at all!

 

[Rainbowbeany]

Twinkie OMG Scruffy Wabash ....If porn had nightmares, the monster would be called Scruffy Wabash....A 400lbs, full of hair, imma look like chubaca and give you foot massage....haha

 

[themarshas]

wow! clearly I missed a ton. But I did have problems trying not to lol at work. Thank you for the entertainment! Please do not go around asking anyone to lick your Beaver.... Beaver? REALLY? Where do sayings like that even come from?

Jessy- grabbing yourself is completely acceptable haha. My boobs are huge (for me) and impressive and I can hold them if I want too! haha.

 

[Krippy]

You girls have been busy lol!

I would be Lady Belton!

 

[Rainbowbeany]

Wow...yours sound like the leader of the pack! The Madam of porn chicas

 

[Krippy]

Hahahaha! Thanks! This all made me giggle today! Thanks girlies!

 

[babydust818]

Mine would be Georgie Twelve Corners.. lmao WTF. I get a middle name!

I always grab my boobs and say disgusting stuff to Andrew. I'll say the randomest shit and he doesn't ever know what to say. I'll seriously say EVERYTHING. I don't do it to try to turn him on, i do it because it's hilarious to see his facial expressions. I can't even begin to say what i say bcz it's too crazy.

 

[Rainbowbeany]

Georgie Twelve corners?!? That sounds like Santa's elf...hahah

 

[Sweetz33]

Twinkie OMG Scruffy Wabash ....If porn had nightmares, the monster would be called Scruffy Wabash....A 400lbs, full of hair, imma look like chubaca and give you foot massage....haha

Oh my lord lol

 

[Sweetz33]

Although no one knows the certain origin, this has not quelled an uproar of feisty theories.

Beavers have fur and anything furry can become a vulval reference. That is certainly the origin of pussy. Pubic hair like cat’s hair may be stroked.

One jokester said that beaver = pussy because beavers eat wood. Wood and woody are synonyms for the erect penis.

Lol!!

Totally copy and pasted that!!

 

[jessy1101]

HI Sweetz!! Welcome to the madhouse/craziest kick asss thread out there!! Plz do not hesitate to say jumP in at any time! We love newcomers to share the lolz with!!

Sooooo i tested the beaver theory a while ago with DH..i was like hey baby why dont u eat my beaver. The little ******* actualy relied beaver? It smells more like tuna fish ahhhhhh i chased him all over the damn house to quick his ass grrr...for the record i do not smell like fish..it smells soapy..ummm well kinda soapy after a day of work lllolololol