Lol xmnd1! When I was a kid a neighbour reported my parents to the cops because they saw a couple plants growing in our backyard. I answered the door when the cops showed up (I was 8 or 9) and all that happened was they took the two plants that were obvious and told her to keep any others growing out of sight. I've also smoked weed with cops at parties before. Now they don't have to worry about it if the cops come because my Dad has his license for medicinal marijuana (he has horrible arthritis).
my dad smokes it for his arthritis as well! but i think he's done it his whole life TBH.
Theres a cop down here whose quite the erm .. character.
He's known but all the "young people" because his girlfriend is 18, he's been with her since she was 16 , and he just recently had a baby with her.
He would show up at house parties when I was in highschool going "WHERES MY GF? IS SHE HERE?" and look all around the party .. see her, say hello and whatever, then say "oh yeah and um ... be quiet! the neighbours are mad!" .. then he'd come back when his shift was over and get drunk and smoke weed with everyone!
it's next to impossible to take him seriously though about anything so he really hasn't made a good name for himself as far as being a "respectible" cop