Since a few days ago my lady bits have swollen up and gone a bit leathery feeling which I was told is normal with how bad my oedema etc is. The last few hrs though have been EXCRUTIATING!!!!!! The left side labia is massively swollen and sensitive so much so that I can do nothing except lay down with my legs raised to ease it and even then it STILL hurts like hell!!!! I am naked from the waist down as the slightest touch on it and I'm screaming in agony!! Have phoned the docs and they want me to go in to get it checked out but I literally cannot move without passing out from the pain and waking up shreiking!! Have passed out 4 times with this in the past 3hrs. Have taken 3 really strong co-dydramol to no effect. Tried savlon cream to ease it, as well as cold water to numb it etc and NOTHING is working!! Any ideas how to get pain under control to get to the docs??? I have to go in the wheelchair as it is and it will take 20 mins. I can't even get out of the bed at the moment!!!!