Today, I dropped my make-up mirror on the floor. To my horror, this is the conversation that followed.
Alex: Bugger. Bugger bugger bugger. It is a bugger you dropped it, isn't it mummy? Isn't it a bugger? Mummy? Bugger? Bugger.
Me: Err.....
Alex: Bloody Hell then.
Then at dinner time, Alex dropped his fork.
Alex: Bugger. I SAID BUGGER! [Laughs hysterically]
Me: *cringe*