Morning ladies. I was super busy yesterday and forgot to update you all on the jackass chiropractor. Krissy, sorry I didn't text, I was bitching to Dan and once I remembered, it was too late and knew you would be sleeping. Forgive me.
Alright, so as soon as we got to the doctors office they made us watch this movie. ALL OF US. So, we went in this little room and watched a totally pointless movie which you could tell was a sales pitch. I could see why they would want Dan to watch it, so that he could think in the back of his mind, "Oh maybe that is why xyz is happening to me... I need to have my neck adjusted" Well, we're smarter than that. So, Dan left the room with Samuel and headed to the play area and I stayed while my doctor and some little minion came in to talk with me. They went on and on how they want me to come in 3 times a week for 2 weeks and then 2 times a week for 4 weeks. It was then I was like, okay this guy doesn't give a crap what so ever. He was running on and on about how he wanted to adjust our baby after she was born. That made me really uneasy. He believes my hip is jacked up because my neck was out of alignment. Whatever. I let him talk out of his ass before I asked him if he cracks to adjust at all. He said no. So, after his long lecture with ridiculously big words that I've never heard of, we went into the "special" room to be adjusted. Minion following close behind me. I flat out told him that after my adjustment I felt no relief what so ever and he went on and on about I will feel a difference once my neck is in alignment. I found it odd, how at the last adjustment he told me, my neck was straight and didn't need adjusting, but at this appointment without even looking at my neck, told me it needed adjusted. Anyway, I lay on the table and he does these weird things with my legs and does his "adjustments" to my hips, then cracks my back from top to bottom, that felt nice...I wont argue that. Then he tells me my neck needs adjusted, so he lays me on this table on my side. It's the kind of table that clicks up and when he presses down, it falls down, well it makes this HUGE CLANG! when it falls. It was like putting your head in a giant bell and having someone ring it. I had the worst headache afterwards! It was awful!!! So, after doing all this adjusting I had to go to a dark area and sit in a chair and "rest". Minion followed me there and just glared at me. He made me really uncomfortable. ANYWAY, while I was resting they have this TV on that is pretty much just trying to sell you chiropractic stuff. Like one of the things it said was if your child is getting sick all the time, they have a poor immune system and need a spinal adjustment. I laughed out loud when I read that. I'll be sure to tell the mother who is feeding her child crap food full of processed sugars and bullshit that her child is sick all the time because his back must be out of alignment. So, after my rest and glare down with creepy creeperton, I had to go back and get checked. Doctor said my pelvis was straight and in alignment. He was then lecturing me that I need to bring in my prenatal pills next appointment. Almost like a demand. So, I told him I had an appointment with my doctor on Friday and I wanted to speak with him first. I could tell that irritated him, but I didn't give a shit. This is where I got really pissed off. I asked him if he thought a support belt would help with my hip pain. I know they sell some that help with your hips. He said he didn't know anything about support belts and had never heard of any that help with hip pain. THEN I asked him if he could suggest anything to help with my pain and he said, "drink lots of water and walk more. You're not walking enough" I saw red. Obviously this guy missed the reason why I was in his office in the first place. I can't walk because my hip is jacked up, ass face! So, I didn't wait to hear what else he said. I grabbed my things and walked out. That's like telling someone if you drive with a flat tire it will eventually fix it's self and not ruin your rims. UGH!!
Either way, hip hurts more today, than it did yesterday, must be that fancy pants neck adjustment he did. I did some research on youtube with websters technique and hip adjustments when you're pregnant and I saw plenty of women who get CRACKED when they are pregnant, so I'm going to wait... AS LONG AS I CAN, then look for a chiropractor that will actually adjust my hip rather than doing this new age stuff that isn't working for me. I understand that it must work for some women, and I try to be an optimistic person, but it's not working for me. It feels like it's making it worse and I'm not going to invest all my time in money into something that might not help in the end.
So, I was in a pretty bad mood last night. We went grocery shopping then Dan took us out to eat at a sit down restaurant, because I was too tired to cook. It was nice. Samuel enjoyed it because he got a balloon. Then we came home watch half of Saturday's SNL episode and went to bed. I woke up in the night with hip pain and was so upset and butt hurt. I took some tylenol this morning and I'm just going to take it easy. I don't having anything that I need to do today.
Sara has been moving so much lately, I feel movement at the top of my belly as well as the bottom at the same time. It's the weirdest feeling I've ever felt. She's been jabbing and moving her limbs across my stomach, which feels super painful to me. I hate when she does that. Makes me wonder if she's getting ready to turn.
Sorry, for the Me, me, me post. Just need a rant as well as update you ladies.
