A Joke lol!!

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  1. ladyredlainey

    ladyredlainey Preg - mum to 4 girls

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    A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his new sweetheart's birthday, and as they had not been dating for very long, after careful consideration, he decided a pair of gloves would strike the right note: Romantic, but no too personal.

    Accompanied by his sweetheart's younger sister, he went out and bought a pair of white gloves. The sister purchased a pair of panties for herself. During wrapping, the clerk mixed up the items and the sister got the gloves and the sweetheart got the panties. Without checking the contents, the young man sealed the package and sent it to his sweetheart with the following note :

    I chose these because I noticed that you are not in the habit of wearing any when we go out in the evening. If it had not been for your sister, I would have chosen the long ones with the buttons, but she wears short ones that are easier to remove.These are a delicate shade, but the lady I bought them from showed me the pair she had been wearing for the past three weeks and they were hardly soiled. I had her try yours on for me and she looked really smart.

    I wish I was there to put them on for you the first time, as no doubt other hands will come in contact with them before I have a chance to see you again. When you take them off, remember to blow in them before putting them away as they will naturally be a little damp from wearing.
    Just think how many times I will kiss them during the coming year.
    I hope you will wear them for me on Friday night. All my love.

    PS : The latest style is to wear them folded down with a little fur showing.


    :lol: :lol: hope it gave someone a giggle. I am in agony today so needed a giggle lol xx
     
  2. Lizzeh

    Lizzeh Aurora <3

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    I lolled!
     
  3. LittlePeople

    LittlePeople Pregnant :)

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    :haha: that's brilliant :flower:
     
  4. ladyredlainey

    ladyredlainey Preg - mum to 4 girls

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    lol glad it gave some giggles :D xx
     
  5. butterfly80

    butterfly80 Well-Known Member

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    he he he he :laugh2:
     
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    poplet Well-Known Member

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    Haha thanks for the laugh, gonna share this!
     
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    Kitten Mummy to Theakston & Nyah

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    JJay Pregnant with number 3

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    tessica123 Well-Known Member

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    thanks for that am having a lazy day as feel ill and that cheered me up

    x
     
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    CandyApple19 Pregnant with #3, PAL.

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    jellytot3 Mum of 3

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    hilarious, i love it!
     
  13. ladyredlainey

    ladyredlainey Preg - mum to 4 girls

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    I came across this joke from a friend lol! so thought I'd share lol x
     
  14. spstarla78

    spstarla78 Well-Known Member

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    LOL thanks!
     
  15. qpaulina42

    qpaulina42 Well-Known Member

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    oh no! poor bloke. that wont' end well...
     
  16. new bride

    new bride Proud mummy

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    lol love this!
     
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    meowmeow lil meow #1 soon!!

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