1. Baez: "...so the decomposition could be from, say, a half eaten hamburger left in the trunk?"
Dr. Vass: "A person would have to eat 10 pounds of hamburger, it would have to be raw, and they would have to have eaten it while wearing a bag over their head."
2. Jose Baez to expert witness: “Sir, you’re not a piece of duct tape are you? So you can’t say your brand is my brand can you, sir.”
3.Baez to Detective Yuri Melich: “Did you ask her [Casey Anthony] if she ever committed suicide?”
Melich: "No. If she had ever committed suicide, she wouldn’t be able to answer my questions."
4. Baez: "if it pleases the court..."
Judge Perry: "It does NOT!
5. Baez to Vass: "do you know what divining rods are?"
Judge: "approach the bench!"
6. Judge Perry: I am not stopping. anymore. to. get. you. a. file.
7. Baez to Haskell (expert witness):"How much have you been paid so far (referring
to his expert witness fees)?
Haskell: "$22000 to $23000, though I still haven't been paid from the
deposition by you..."
Baez: "no more questions".
8. Baez to Madeline Montgomery (HIS OWN WITNESS): "So, what other meaningless
work do you do at the FBI?"
9. Baez: "You can't testify intelligently can you Dr Wise"?
10. Baez 'or, when the duct tape was "cutted" '
11. Baez ''Now, when a person is alive, hair is on the top of head, Correct?''
12. Baez to DR Huntington.."Now, would that be a live human cadaver?"
13. Baez "You used a magnet-O- meter, didn't you!?"
Vass " I used a magne-tom-eter, yes"
14. Baez "It's like they are trying to stick a square peg in a circle hole."
15. Baez " Your honor I don't know why we are even here"
16. Baez ''I am confused and Mason is more confused than I am.''
17. "You have an accent! Where ya from?!'' to his own witness
Baez is a real winner
I don't blame Ashton for laughing at him and rolling his eyes because they guy is just ridiculous. I also love how Casey cried on cue at different parts. She looks terrible today and I think she knows she's going down.
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