Crazy things TTC has made you do.

[LaurenTCanada]

I've made my DH put an ice pack wrapped with a rag on his balls for a half hour. He complained the whole time, so we never did it again. Secretly, I've been thinking about running the idea by him again this next cycle.

What is this supposed to do? LOL

 

[phoenixrose]

Can I just say that I ate a whole pineapple today.....LMAO. The roof of my mouth is RAW right now!


And as for the crazy things I've done to ttc:
*I sleep with a red ribbon under my mattress
*My whole nursery is already picked out as well as stroller, carseat, monitor etc
*I make DH leave the room after we BD so I can get myself off [I read an orgasm makes your cervix reach down and scoop in the sperm]
*I've paid for a psychic reading [who said I'd be pregnant in November]
*I've purchased a "fertility" bracelet from etsy
*I have a rose quartz key ring on both my and DHs car keys because I read it helps people conceive
*I've been paying for a VIP membership on Fertilityfriend.com for the past year!
*I already purchased at least 3 entire maternity wardrobes [I hope I get to use them all one day]

Tmi alert...your poor DH, he doesn't get to watch? I also make sure I O after but my DH likes to watch and help. I think it makes our sex life better.

 

[wonderstars]

Can I just say that I ate a whole pineapple today.....LMAO. The roof of my mouth is RAW right now!


And as for the crazy things I've done to ttc:
*I sleep with a red ribbon under my mattress
*My whole nursery is already picked out as well as stroller, carseat, monitor etc
*I make DH leave the room after we BD so I can get myself off [I read an orgasm makes your cervix reach down and scoop in the sperm]
*I've paid for a psychic reading [who said I'd be pregnant in November]
*I've purchased a "fertility" bracelet from etsy
*I have a rose quartz key ring on both my and DHs car keys because I read it helps people conceive
*I've been paying for a VIP membership on Fertilityfriend.com for the past year!
*I already purchased at least 3 entire maternity wardrobes [I hope I get to use them all one day]

Now that is commitment, lol.

 

[stuckinoki]

I like the sound of the red ribbon, what does that do?? Lol xx

Actually, I don't really know for sure. A patient of mine [very old woman] told me that she put a red ribbon under her side of the mattress and got pregnant the very next month....

....me being the crazy person I am, headed straight to the craft store and bought a spool of red ribbon....


The only thing I know for sure about red is, that it attracts butterflies

 

[stuckinoki]

Tmi alert...your poor DH, he doesn't get to watch? I also make sure I O after but my DH likes to watch and help. I think it makes our sex life better.

Lol. DH is nice about it...TBH, I can't climax with a toy if he's in the room.....my brain won't relax enough to let it happen.

 

[phoenixrose]

Tmi alert...your poor DH, he doesn't get to watch? I also make sure I O after but my DH likes to watch and help. I think it makes our sex life better.

Lol. DH is nice about it...TBH, I can't climax with a toy if he's in the room.....my brain won't relax enough to let it happen.

LOL! I can understand that.

 

[Armywife84]

I've made my DH put an ice pack wrapped with a rag on his balls for a half hour. He complained the whole time, so we never did it again. Secretly, I've been thinking about running the idea by him again this next cycle.

What is this supposed to do? LOL[/QUOTE

Supposedly it helps with the count.

I refuse to add anymore clothing to my wardrobe because the next clothing I want to be buying is maternity. But I can still expand my shoe collection.

I purposely forgot to pack tampons in case I can get a BFP. I buy the minimum amount box, because I keep on convincing mself this is my last pack.

I push out my stomach to try to see what I would look like with a bump.

 

[phoenixrose]

I refuse to add anymore clothing to my wardrobe because the next clothing I want to be buying is maternity. But I can still expand my shoe collection.

I purposely forgot to pack tampons in case I can get a BFP. I buy the minimum amount box, because I keep on convincing mself this is my last pack.

I push out my stomach to try to see what I would look like with a bump.

Haha, I love these! I used to do the first one but then I gave up. But with the type of fashion that's available now, most shirts don't hug the tummy and I could probably wear it until at least month 7

I've also done the last one whenever I've eaten a lot or i'm bloated...try this...let the bottom ab muscles relax but tighten just the top ones...on me, it makes a perfect little 4 month pg belly

I also tried wheatgrass the other day because I read it was good for health including fertility issues. Wasn't as bad as I expected, tasted like sweet grass...but then I was queezy for the next 3 hours.

...oh the stuff we do in an effort to get our sticky bean.

 

[Armywife84]

I refuse to add anymore clothing to my wardrobe because the next clothing I want to be buying is maternity. But I can still expand my shoe collection.

I purposely forgot to pack tampons in case I can get a BFP. I buy the minimum amount box, because I keep on convincing mself this is my last pack.

I push out my stomach to try to see what I would look like with a bump.

Haha, I love these! I used to do the first one but then I gave up. But with the type of fashion that's available now, most shirts don't hug the tummy and I could probably wear it until at least month 7

I've also done the last one whenever I've eaten a lot or i'm bloated...try this...let the bottom ab muscles relax but tighten just the top ones...on me, it makes a perfect little 4 month pg belly

I also tried wheatgrass the other day because I read it was good for health including fertility issues. Wasn't as bad as I expected, tasted like sweet grass...but then I was queezy for the next 3 hours.

...oh the stuff we do in an effort to get our sticky bean.

Lol, especially with holiday pounds I've added it makes a nice little bump!

 

[LaurenTCanada]

I've made my DH put an ice pack wrapped with a rag on his balls for a half hour. He complained the whole time, so we never did it again. Secretly, I've been thinking about running the idea by him again this next cycle.

What is this supposed to do? LOL[/QUOTE

I purposely forgot to pack tampons in case I can get a BFP. I buy the minimum amount box, because I keep on convincing mself this is my last pack.

i may have to get DH to try the ice pack! Can't hurt! And THANK YOU! I am so sick of buying f'ing tampons!!!

 

[Jasiellover]

Haha these are too funny... and yet way too familiar

 

[Skoer1360]

I push out my stomach to try to see what I would look like with a bump.

I totally do that all the time! I can get up to what I imagine would be about a 5 month bump I even hold it like a really pregnant belly and rub it...

dear god I'm going crazy

 

[wonderstars]

I push out my stomach to try to see what I would look like with a bump.

I totally do that all the time! I can get up to what I imagine would be about a 5 month bump I even hold it like a really pregnant belly and rub it...

dear god I'm going crazy

I'm crazy as well, lol. I close the main room to the master bedroom so I can hear DH before he makes it to the master bath. I can just imagine his reaction if he saw me doing this.

 

[doodles999]

I purposely forgot to pack tampons in case I can get a BFP. I buy the minimum amount box, because I keep on convincing mself this is my last pack.

I did the opposite...I went to Costco and bought the biggest boxes of tampons, pads, and pantyliners that I could find. I was sure that this would guarantee a BFP that month (like when you bring an umbrella and it doesn't rain). I'm now 3/4 of the way through the boxes. Sigh.

Also, DH and I bought a pack n' play two weeks ago...and set it up in the "nursery." I now visit it.

 

[Skoer1360]

I push out my stomach to try to see what I would look like with a bump.

I totally do that all the time! I can get up to what I imagine would be about a 5 month bump I even hold it like a really pregnant belly and rub it...

dear god I'm going crazy

I'm crazy as well, lol. I close the main room to the master bedroom so I can here DH before he makes it to the master bath. I can just imagine his reaction if he saw me doing this.

Oh jeez lol if DH ever saw me do that I would never hear the end of it! He'd probably think I completely went off the deep end

I'm so glad we can all just revel in our weirdness here

 

[Armywife84]

I purposely forgot to pack tampons in case I can get a BFP. I buy the minimum amount box, because I keep on convincing mself this is my last pack.

I did the opposite...I went to Costco and bought the biggest boxes of tampons, pads, and pantyliners that I could find. I was sure that this would guarantee a BFP that month (like when you bring an umbrella and it doesn't rain). I'm now 3/4 of the way through the boxes. Sigh.

Also, DH and I bought a pack n' play two weeks ago...and set it up in the "nursery." I now visit it.

I'm one of those couponers (not the extreme ones you see on television), but I do have a decent stock of tampons..so I won't be running out anytime soon. Maybe I should buy the largest box and see if works for me.

Thankfully, the next place we're getting is a 1 bedroom to save money. I'm still hoping we'll still have a reason to get a 2 bedroom in March but it's unlikely.

 

[TTCBean]

I push out my stomach to try to see what I would look like with a bump.

I totally do that all the time! I can get up to what I imagine would be about a 5 month bump I even hold it like a really pregnant belly and rub it...

dear god I'm going crazy

I push out my stomach to try to see what I would look like with a bump.

I totally do that all the time! I can get up to what I imagine would be about a 5 month bump I even hold it like a really pregnant belly and rub it...

dear god I'm going crazy

I'm crazy as well, lol. I close the main room to the master bedroom so I can here DH before he makes it to the master bath. I can just imagine his reaction if he saw me doing this.

Oh jeez lol if DH ever saw me do that I would never hear the end of it! He'd probably think I completely went off the deep end

I'm so glad we can all just revel in our weirdness here

The other day before BDing my husband said "stick your belly all the way out" and I proceeded to do it and I was like "Aw, this is what I'd look like with a bump!" and stuck my belly back in. Hubby said "Stick it back out, I love it!" haha... I thought that was very sweet. Now when I look into the mirror I stick my belly out and have even rubbed it... cannot wait for my bean!

 

[LaurenTCanada]

Thankfully, the next place we're getting is a 1 bedroom to save money. I'm still hoping we'll still have a reason to get a 2 bedroom in March but it's unlikely.

Armywife - my sister found out she was preggers five days after she moved into her one bedroom apartment! Fingers crossed for you!

 

[omuk]

1. I ride imaginary bicycle in the air after bd hoping that the spermies will swim their way
2. I sleep with a pillow under my bums until morning
3. DH has to take vitamins everyday
4. Babyandbump is now my official homepage
5. I never run/jog and only do yoga
6. I buy HPT even when i know AF is on her way but i just want to see it in the pack
7. Bought honey from Yemen and forced DH to take everynight when am ov because it promises to produce more sperm
8. DH not allowed to drink alcohol from cd9 to 5dpo
9. 11 dpo i start praying to God while i hold my tummy and then i sing for the bean to stick
10. 12 dpo i was online for 8 hours trying to convince myself that my symptoms were pregnancy symptoms only for AF to arrive the next day and a whole off day wasted on internet

 

[Carhar]

Love these!!! I'm glad I'm not the only one with a maternity collection!

I only have to add that I now think it's socially acceptable to discuss my cervical fluids, sex life and taking then posting pictures of used opks and hpts. I have the worst line eye! Xxx