Dear Mr. Storky,
I'm writing today to beg for your cooperation. My husband and I both want a baby very badly, and I know we gave you the raw materials necessary within the last 6 days. I'm sure you have many projects to attend to, but we would both greatly appreciate it if you could work us in quickly. A little girl would be wonderful, but a little boy would be grand as well. We can certainly provide for our child, and I'm certain that he/she will be sleeping in some fine digs, as I have my degree in interior design. In fact, I pretty well have the nursery planned out in my head, but I'm just too terrified to take any action until I know you've visited me... and not with a self-destructing gag gift of some sort. I've had some very strange things happen to me this cycle, and I would love to turn the confusion into a success story!
The thing is, Mr. Storky, I've never actually met anyone who is a blood-relation to me. I have a very wonderful family that would be ecstatic about welcoming this baby, but they were nice enough to adopt me when I was very, very little. You see, I don't feel a want or need to know my birth parents... not even a little... but, you could give me the chance to still know someone who shared my blood. This is the only way for me to ever experience that. I know I'm in a minority in that field, and I would very much appreciate the opportunity.
I feel I already have the equivalent of an adopted son, because my ex-husband's son will forever be my "first child," but he no longer lives near me. So, I don't get to see him much anymore... it's been probably 3 years at least. And, I do so miss being a mother. I also promise that my husband will make an amazing father. He's a wonderful man, and I would like to give this to him. But, I need your help.
I'm sorry for the length of my letter, but I hoped my reasons would aid you in making your decision. I'm not above bribing you, if such things are allowed. Just think it over, and feel free to name your price.
In closing, in the short time I've been on BnB, I've already seen MANY women who seem wonderful and very deserving of their own little deliveries. Please try and find the time to grant their wishes, as well. Thank you in advance!
~Megan