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[ToyFish]

Dear Mr. Storky,

Please bring me a little bundle of joy this month! Me & DH are definitely doing our part ;-)

Thanks!

 

[Kaptain.Katie]

Dr mr storky
Please could you bring me a little baba I have been waiting patiently but i cant stand it any longer. or im not fussy.
You and santa could get it as a joint present saving money and time

thant would be lovely and ill even leave some bird seed and water on the table for you =)
thanks
x

 

[Mishou]

Dear Mr. Storky,

I feel as if I am doing everything in order. I have been trying for awhile now. I even got married, not because I wanted a baby, but because I love him alot! I just want to give him a family, and start one of our own. I really want to be a mommy, I have been trying a bunch of things. But, I really hope soon I can be the one who has the baby instead of everyone else. Not that I am happy with anyone else having a baby, I just want it to be me this time.

Not just for me, but for my husband too, I know it would mean alot to him. I am going to end this now since I feel as if I am rambling.

Love,
Michelle/Mishou

 

[angiepie]

Dear Mr Storky,

I know my ticker says we're not going to TTC for over a year, but I'd love it if you had any spare deliveries and you just so happened to be flying by my house, coz I'd love a surprise bundle. Failing that, please, PLEASE let us get our bundle asap when we start TTC. I know my PCOS, slightly heavy weight and insulin resistance are going to cause problems so I hope you'll help me out. We promise to have lots of sex! And I will start taking better care of myself before we start TTC, I promise! OH will be the most fun, silly dad and I will be the best mom! We will love our baby so much.

Pleaaaase!

 

[Dazed125]

Dear Mr Storky

I love reading back the old letters to you and seeing you have blessed so many couples with little bundles. Six months ago I would have felt ridiculous writing this, now I will give anything a try!

I have been with OH 8 years, we have good families, jobs and a nice house, we also have alot of love for each other and want to share that we our own bundles. Please please could you give me a soon, I would love for you to visit before 1 November so we could give my OH the best birthday present I could ever imagine

xx

 

[Putterfly]

Dear Mr Storky

Please, oh please, please give me a I would be entirely and eternally grateful for that. It's been 14dpo and I'm sitting on the edge of my chair trying to find an answer before I get my answer when I test next week. My period is due this week.. please, oh please let AF stay the frick away! I know AF likes to come at random times, but please let all these symptoms that I'm getting be good for something. Please??

Sincerely, Max

PS. A girl would be nice. Just fyi

 

[kintenda]

Dear Mr Storky - please send us a bundle this month! Don't even mind the flavour! x

 

[dearbaby]

Dear Mr. Storky,

I know that at first I wasn't ready for you to visit. Now I am anxiously awaiting your arrival. We are ready to be parents. Give my man a chance to be the father and mother that he never had. Give me a chance to be the loving, attentive mother that I am fully capable of.
I'm anxiously awaiting your visit, Mr. Storky.
Please don't make me wait any longer.
Please let me get a BFP this month.
https://www.countdowntopregnancy.com/tickers/dpo-1316322000z3z27z14.png

 

[JoycieB]

Dear Mr Stork,

I would love it ever so much if you could see your way to sending me a lovely little bundle.
I've been waiting ever so patiently, i appreciate that maybe you were waiting for me to get the stress of organising a wedding out the way, well that's done now it was a beautiful and lovely day and i'm very happy and proud to be Mrs Smith.
I have ever such a loving and caring hubby and would love to complete our little family with a joyous little bouncing baby.
Thanks ever so
J Smith x

p.s. Also next time you see Santa can you tell him my niece Evie wants a Dollshouse for Christmas

edit: Ah Mr Stork i have just been informed that you couldn't possibly have given me a baby this month as then it would have been a June baby and seeing as my 4 brothers and sister, my DH and his mum are all June babies it would have been quite an expensive month. So thankyou for saving me pennies . . . . so maybe next month? please?

 

[hope88]

dear mr storky i know your a very busy bird but could you please find a spare moment to drop by my house with a little bundle of joy ive been very patient and after 2mc's im desparate to be a mummy and it would mean so much to me and my partner. so could you please drop by and let me have a sticky bean and a healthy full term pregnancy we dont mind what sex you would like to bless us with as he/she will be loved,cherished and cared for. please please please drop by very soon. thank you mr storky xxxx

 

[katrinalorien]

Mr. Storky,


I have analyzed which letters seem to have the best results (using current signatures). Here is what I think is the letter that you seem to want.


Dear Mr. Storky,

I would like to first say what a wonderful and excellent bird you must be, presenting children to so many lovely ladies on BnB. Your schedule must be so hectic. If you need a break, just come to my house! I will make you cookies, give you a backrub, and let you veg on the couch. I might invite some of my friends over though, just so that we can take advantage of the situation. But as you are such a wonderful bird I know that you will be so kind as to bless us.

Please bring me a sticky bean! My husband is already starting to think of someone calling him daddy and I really would like to be able to tell him! I even know how I am going to do it, so I am super ready. We already have a place to live, it will even be filtered for the baby so that he/she can breathe wonderful air. Its in a great neighborhood too, with a school really close by! My DH and I will give the baby the best childhood he/she could have. And I am really not picky, after all I know great names for both boys and girls!

I will bribe you with whatever you would like. Because I am a teacher, I do not have much, but I am sure I can get whatever it is that you want. The teacher-friends that know that we are TTC are willing to help out as well!

Sincerely,

Respectfully,

katrinalorien

P.S. I live in OK and happen to be an excellent archer. My bow has enough weight to kill a moose, so a stork should be no problem. I also have excellent eyesight. Please deliver quickly.

Hunting season for archery starts soon!

 

[kintenda]

Mr. Storky,


I have analyzed which letters seem to have the best results (using current signatures). Here is what I think is the letter that you seem to want.


Dear Mr. Storky,

I would like to first say what a wonderful and excellent bird you must be, presenting children to so many lovely ladies on BnB. Your schedule must be so hectic. If you need a break, just come to my house! I will make you cookies, give you a backrub, and let you veg on the couch. I might invite some of my friends over though, just so that we can take advantage of the situation. But as you are such a wonderful bird I know that you will be so kind as to bless us.

Please bring me a sticky bean! My husband is already starting to think of someone calling him daddy and I really would like to be able to tell him! I even know how I am going to do it, so I am super ready. We already have a place to live, it will even be filtered for the baby so that he/she can breathe wonderful air. Its in a great neighborhood too, with a school really close by! My DH and I will give the baby the best childhood he/she could have. And I am really not picky, after all I know great names for both boys and girls!

I will bribe you with whatever you would like. Because I am a teacher, I do not have much, but I am sure I can get whatever it is that you want. The teacher-friends that know that we are TTC are willing to help out as well!

Sincerely,

Respectfully,

katrinalorien

P.S. I live in OK and happen to be an excellent archer. My bow has enough weight to kill a moose, so a stork should be no problem. I also have excellent eyesight. Please deliver quickly.

Hunting season for archery starts soon!

Awesome!

 

[Fliss]

Dear Mr. Storyky,

This is our 6th month of trying and I know I'm doing the right things, I've cut out the booze and caffiene and I''m taking my vits. Please please PLEASE can we have a this month? I want to have our little Nathan or Tali soon.

Thank you very much

 

[taterz]

Mr. Stork,

You've got a lot going on. I hear you, so I'll make this short--we both know why I'm here. I want to be fat with babies. Just cram them all up in there, I'll make space. Whatever you want. I can name them all Dave, if you want, and call them "The Daves". I'll leave out some honey, some milk. I'll capture a bug and put it on the windowsill. Footbaths--I can get behind those. I don't care, boy or girl, it doesn't matter.

Thanks in advance.

Me

 

[midg08]

P.S. I live in OK and happen to be an excellent archer. My bow has enough weight to kill a moose, so a stork should be no problem. I also have excellent eyesight. Please deliver quickly.

Hunting season for archery starts soon!

Love it!!

 

[CrazyBex]

Dear mr stork

Me and OH have been TTC for 2 years now, been so hard seeing so many babies around and wishing it would happen for us also. I have PCOS and also may have POF but even though these problems are here i would love for it to happen soon.
OH is currently out in afghan serving so we are having a small break but i really wish as soon as he is home safe and sound we can start growing our little jelly bean.

Lots of love xx

 

[TupeloHoney]

Please make my home, mind, and body ready for motherhood. I've been struggling with these biological urges since age seventeen, but I've known better and have waited. I know I must continue to be patient, but within the next three years, please send my little one my way. Please give me the mentality and financial stability to get by, for my family. However, even if he or she comes early, I will welcome my child with open arms. I am thankful for my parents, who will support me when I need it , no matter what.

 

[BabyBob]

Dear Mr Storky,

I know you are so busy just now, but me and my Oh would love you to come visit. After 2 mcs we would like you to bless us with a happy pregnancy, we dont mind what sex alsong as he/she is healthy. It has been the hardest 13months of my life, and we would love to share our life and family with our own baby. I am ready to be a mummy and i know my OH will be the best daddy in the world.

Please come visit soon.
All my love
X

 

[Canada8]

Dear mr storky,

Please Bless my family with a new edition! My DH and 2 DS would love to go on long walks pushing a stroller. We miss a baby's cry...plus if we do get our sticky bean this month, it would be a great birthday gift and will have all the household's water sign. We are ready for him/her or her/him

I know you are busy with all these request, but we are just asking for a little dust and will do what it takes!

I am about to O......please oh please!

Thank you

 

[christina_r]

Dear Mr. Storky-

Judging by the looks of the previous people's posts you must be reading these letters. So..... Can you please please please come visit me. I'll be so grateful and promise to take the bestest care of your gift. I promise to raise it right, teach it God's love, and show it all the love in the world. I'll be happy with a or a . I won't complain either way. Hope to see you soon.

Christina

P.S. The sooner the better. Not that I'm trying to rush you or anything.