I'm there too! And I want to look like that tan woman in the picture!
Ok, I need to vent for a minute. Ready for this?
I went in to get a blood test today to confirm that I'm not pregnant before my HSG on Monday. Odd that I have to get a pregnancy test when AF just ended today AND I haven't had sex, but whatever.
So I go in to get the blood drawn and the woman who's taking my blood asks, "Are you checking your levels to see if they've gone up?" I realize she thinks I'm pregnant. I say, "I'm not pregnant, I'm having a procedure and they need to confirm I'm not pregnant." She asks, "What procedure?" I tell her, "It's because I've had miscarriages. I just had one recently." She asks, "How many" I tell her "three."
Then she asks me...are you ready for this???
"Did you do something wrong?"
I stare at her in disbelief. Mind you, my arm is getting blood sucked out of it and I can't punch her. I say in my most sarcastic voice with a sarcastic laugh, "NO, I didn't do anything WRONG."
Then she asks, "Did you jog?"
WTF????
Again, in my most sarcastic voice, which I've now raised to a slight yell, "NO, I DID NOT JOG."
She finished taking my blood which was probably boiling in the test tube. I quickly rose and stormed out of there. I got to the car where Tim was waiting and started swearing and crying. He got all defensive and was ready to go give her a piece of his mind (bless him). I said no, let's just go, I'm going to file a formal complaint against her.
WELL, right before I got blood taken, I took off my watch and put it on my lap. When I stormed out, I forgot the watch. I didn't realize until Tim and I had driven away. I had to go back and face the bitch. She was taking blood from someone else. I walked up and said in my bitchiest voice, "Do you have my watch?" She gave it to me and tried to be nice and I scowled at her and walked out. There was a computer kiosk there that asked about the service and I gave them a rating of "POOR."
I'm still going to file a complaint. What a F#$@#%ING BITCH!!!
I hope you could stay with me for this post, I know it was long.