Heres one inspired by something thats really annoyed me today!
I am sick and tired of you moaning and bitching about how bad your life is. You don't know everything, you aren't THAT ill, you are clearly embellishing the truth about EVERYTHING you say so why dont you just shut the hell up! Just becuase a few bad things have happened in your life does NOT mean that you are better/know more about anything OR more important than ANYONE ELSE! SHUT UP!!
AND breathe!!