I would put a status up just for a friend of mine who is pregnant (or at least claims to be preg) with twins:
Shut Up Already! The reason people are doubting your pg, esp with twins, is because we can all tell the u/s pic you posted is fake because we are not stupid and can easily google that nuchal testing is done at 12 weeks, not 20. Also your claim that they charged you $300.00 for one small u/s printout of one baby is bs. You claim twins but you never refer to them as baby a and baby b and while you claim you are 'huge, look 8 months preg at 5 mo' you, the queen of putting pics of yourself on fb, have only posted a single pic of you when you were supposedly 18wks and you don't look pg at all. I will only believe if you post pics of you in the hospital after giving birth holding two baby boys like you claim.
There. I know that would be too long of a fb status, but oh. . . I want to tell her that and more!