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when DD was crowning i thought it would be a good idea to feel her head and got gunk all over my hand i looked at it and wiped it down DH white top saying thats f**king minging!
LOL!
when DD was crowning i thought it would be a good idea to feel her head and got gunk all over my hand i looked at it and wiped it down DH white top saying thats f**king minging!
Here's a story to keep you smiling!
Gas and Air had a perculiar effect on me. A case of 'Talking with no control'. I was very aware of what i was saying, but i couldn't stop myself from saying it!! It was the following...
"We have to put the flavour in the bubble gum"
"All the celebrities have fruit for faces"
Midwife-"You need to push
Me-"I cant"
Midwife-"Why not?"
Me-"I cant stop thinking about johnny depp"
Partner-"Oh thanks, that makes me feel really good about myself"
(And i wasn't thinking about johnny depp, so i really dont know why i said that!)
Also, after having Auron, being so tired with the long intence labour i passed out (i remember having him put on me and staring at him, next thing i knew it was 4hours later...) Anywho, the midwife came in and started talking to me, to be told by my partner that i was actually asleep as my eye's were partially open
When he went over to the baby area all I heard rather loud was 'Jesus he has huge balls!' the consultant stitching me up stopped stitching for a moment and laughed then carried on but the whole theatre went silent for a second. So I thought when he said that. That we had a boy!