Reading these made me laugh. Wish mine was funnier.
I got to the hospital and i was 5-6cm dilated, after an hour and a half of being there i had to go to the toilet, made my mum come with me, was about to go out the door i said to my mum "oh mum i need to push, oh no or do i just need to poop" well i tried pooping anyway, my mum thought I was gonna have Alex down the toilet lol, she kept unlocking the door, i was like "MUM, lock the door, they can get in from the outside if need be"
Well back in the room, i was leaning over the bed and I said "oh i need a wee, i cant move im gonna wee here, so the midwife and my mum got my pants off as quick as they could, but i think it was some of my waters not pee.
Well I needed to push, so she told me to push and see what happens, so i did, my waters were there ready to go apparently, she said when they go the urge to push will go, well they went, she went back to doing the notes, then i turned my head and said "ahhh im pushing", i said this a few times as she kept doing her notes lol. I mean its my first, and on OBEM, they check your 10cm then tell you to push, but nope, none of that, haha, apparently OH and my mum were in stiches laughing at me and all they say is "imm pushing"
I didnt even have gas and air, couldnt use it, kept making farting noises
lol, hope the next one will be a bit more funnier, unless its quicker.