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Mrs Ellie
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Wow
and i've only gone back 2 pages so far! Going to read more in the morning! Sorry this is really long!
Well with Nate the midwife was such a grump old bitch! I hated her! And when Nate was born and she was putting him on the scales he peed all over her, I mean he absolutely drowned her in pee! I started giggling and said "she's a right bitch, she deserved that" and my husband said "yeah, she is a proper grouch-bag, it's like she's running around with a stick up her ass all of the time". My husband works at the same hospital. And whenever they see each other she gives him dirty looks, even now 6 years later.
With Jonah and Eli it ended up being a c-section. And I was rambling on and on about being cut open and how I could die from loss of blood. My husband then proceeded to tell me all these c-section statistics. I then told him "Shut up or else i'll grab that knife and go all sweeney todd barber dude on you". He calmy replied "Scalpel, not knife".
And with Nicky I had the worst contraction and after letting out a huge scream I yelled"Screw you Katie and Kelly!" and my husband just stared at me, he had confusion written all over his face. I proceeded to tell him all about how Kelly Preston and Katie Holmes claim they had silent births and then said "That's some bullshit I think anyway!" then he asked who these people were. So I threw and iPhone at him and shouted "I'm sick of talking to you, google it"! I shouted so loud a nurse came in to check if everything was alright and it turned out she knew my husband and they started chatting. Then I said "Oh my god you're having an affair". Of course he wasn't, but he was just very friendly with this girl, and it just slipped right out of my mouth!
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Well with Nate the midwife was such a grump old bitch! I hated her! And when Nate was born and she was putting him on the scales he peed all over her, I mean he absolutely drowned her in pee! I started giggling and said "she's a right bitch, she deserved that" and my husband said "yeah, she is a proper grouch-bag, it's like she's running around with a stick up her ass all of the time". My husband works at the same hospital. And whenever they see each other she gives him dirty looks, even now 6 years later.
With Jonah and Eli it ended up being a c-section. And I was rambling on and on about being cut open and how I could die from loss of blood. My husband then proceeded to tell me all these c-section statistics. I then told him "Shut up or else i'll grab that knife and go all sweeney todd barber dude on you". He calmy replied "Scalpel, not knife".
And with Nicky I had the worst contraction and after letting out a huge scream I yelled"Screw you Katie and Kelly!" and my husband just stared at me, he had confusion written all over his face. I proceeded to tell him all about how Kelly Preston and Katie Holmes claim they had silent births and then said "That's some bullshit I think anyway!" then he asked who these people were. So I threw and iPhone at him and shouted "I'm sick of talking to you, google it"! I shouted so loud a nurse came in to check if everything was alright and it turned out she knew my husband and they started chatting. Then I said "Oh my god you're having an affair". Of course he wasn't, but he was just very friendly with this girl, and it just slipped right out of my mouth!