Loved this thread when pregnant, hoped I wouldn't be adding to it but sadly I managed to embarrass myself!
I work at a hospital, not in obstetrics and when I was given the gas and air I beckoned my husband over and whispered to him not very quietly "it's like I'm at work but I'm pissed"
A doctor arrived to cannulate me and it turned out to be someone I'd worked with, again, whispered to my husband, "****, i know her but cant remember her name". I knew full well what her name was. I think she was worried about getting a cannula in me which she did well first time, but before she left the room I pulled it straight out, blood gushing everywhere, which I just stood looking at. I just said, "err Nadia, you know those patients that pull their canulas straight out, that's me!"
Later in labour, I had my epidural but it wasn't stopping intense pain in my left hip and was still using gas and air. I was so drowsy and the gas and air was making me sick but I wouldn't put it down. The anaesthetist and midwife were discussing what to do about my pain relief and I appeared to be talking, not in English, into the gas and air device. When they asked what I was doing I just said one word, very seriously... "dictaphone" I use these a lot at work, and I guess I still thought I was at work dictating a letter.
The TV in the room was stuck on Dave and was showing a Man versus fooD Marathon. I was trying to explain the concept to my husband and at various stages tried to persuade him I had cooked the pancakes that were on screen and also that I had been in the kitchen that was on screen, it was the strongest sense of deja vu ever!
Edit to add... As I was being sick, the midwife, anaesthetist and my husband were trying to discourage me using has and air except when I really needed it. I thought I was being really clever telling them I had a contraction all the time. I was so tired I was falling to sleep and my husband - encouraged by the anaesthetist - tried to take the g&a away, I opened one eye and said "I think you know better than to do that".