I don't think mine are as funny as the ones I've read on here but here we go:
- When I got gas and air, suddenly the labor room felt really wide and spacious, and sunny! And the view was really amazing. I made sure DH knew that I thought the view was amazing.
- I suddenly started yelling "our poor moms went through this!" and I still remember DH's expression when I said that... it was half shock half "she's high isn't she"
- DH wanted a huff from my gas and air because he wanted to know why I was so into it, I gave it to him between contractions then quickly yanked it away from him because "I NEED IT"
- DH was annoyed with the night midwife bc she was making fun of him all the time, the one who came in the morning was nice, cheerful and energetic. He appreciated her attitude and said something about how energetic she is, and in between breathing in the gas and air I told her that I, too, enjoyed her energy and that it was helping me through everything. I'm pretty sure she didn't think I was serious but I actually was
but I don't actually remember her response.
- At some point mom and DH were discussing the contraction "strength" on the monitor in between them, and I just told them to stop because I didn't want to know. As if not knowing the "number" would make it hurt any less!
- After pethidine I would sleep and wake up to someone else holding my GA (either DH or mom). Mom was saying, "are you sure it's okay to keep using it in between contractions?" to which I immediately said, "yes of course it is!" (and at that exact moment, of course it would be LOL)
- For some reason, the cafeteria lady has to come and get my meal order. DH had just had his breakfast delivered and she came to me to take my order for the day. I was already in active labor at this point with gas and air. I just remember saying "I don't want anything," (funny is that later in the day I asked the midwife if there were any juices available LOL but it was because I felt really hot at some point). I was worried that I was mean to the cafeteria lady because I remember thinking, "what...she's been here for a few minutes already, SURELY she's heard me screaming in pain and could assume I probably wasn't in any condition to eat or pick out food for lunch and dinner". But my mom assured me that I was still nice to everyone.
I loved being in labor
I want more babies.
This is probably the gas and air talking, though.