Funny Things Your Child Has Said!

[MummyMana]

Earlier me and my sister were talking about how the baby likes being "dangled" as it straightens out her body and help with the colic, my 3 year old chimes in "I dont like being strangled!"

 

[Bevziibubble]

Holly introducing James to people at the park yesterday: "This is my baby! Do you want a go of him?"

 

[AngelofTroy]

Some brilliant ones on this thread recently!

Micah today when I told him Juniper is 2 months today: "So she can walk?!"

Also to Juni when he hugged her and she started crying: "aww don't cry little one, you need to say 'stop!' if you don't like it" and kept squishing her !

 

[lau86]

Ds1 when meeting a new baby at the park 'I've got a baby too, she's much cuter than this one though!!'

Ds2 trying to do a poo 'I can't dooooo it mummy, my bums empty!!'

 

[Bevziibubble]

Upon telling Holly that daddy had got up in the night to go and take nanny to the airport, she said 'well I hope he put his pants on first!'

 

[Bevziibubble]

Daddy: how did you find school yesterday Holly?


Holly: by walking.

 

[Bevziibubble]

Holly to her baby brother: "You're the best baby I EVER seen! You can stay at our house for YEARS!"

 

[AngelofTroy]

"so... if they don't have a nice family and nobody reads to them and stuff.. Then they accidentally vote for Donald Trump?"

 

[darkriver]

Baby sister is 9 days old... "Mummy I dont want a sister. I want a brother."

 

[Bevziibubble]

I played Guess Who with Holly. I guessed her character incorrectly and when I found out who the character was, I said to Holly "I thought you said that it wasn't a lady?" And she replied "it wasn't, it was a woman"

 

[darkriver]

"Mummy put your hair down I dont like it."

 

[icklemonster]

In a restaurant the other week, I was in the bathroom with Charlotte, and I must confess things have got a little unruly 'down there'. There was someone in the cubicle next door.
Charlotte '*Gasp* Mummy?! Why is your mini so furry?'
I do super quick wee, bundle her out the toilet trying to stem my laughter, basically throw her hands into sink so I don't have to see the mystery person in the cubicle next to mine, and she pipes up 'Mummy! Why are we in such a rush?'
I think out of courtesy the woman in the cubicle waited to come out until after we had left.

 

[Bevziibubble]

Lol! Kids are so funny!

 

[Bevziibubble]

Baby James was having a nappy change and being very uncooperative and trying to escape. Holly brought him a bauble over and said "here, hopefully this will destroy him". I hope she meant distract!

 

[ikaria]

My nephew, who is 2 years and 2 months old, came to spend the night on Friday (mini vacation for him!).

We were washing his teeth before bed time, and I start asking him if I can use his toothpaste later as it smells and looks so good. He turns to me and says: "Yes, but I have to wash your teeth for you. You're so dirty."

 

[Bevziibubble]

We were at my MIL's and Holly saw a photo of DH when he was in the army

Holly - is that daddy being a policeman?
Me - no, that was when daddy was in the army.
Holly - *gasps* does that mean daddy's been in JAIL?!

 

[RainbowDrop_x]

During a meal that consisted of beef

DD - Mummy you can't give Daisy (DD2) beef you know
Me - why not
DD - because she has milk allergies remember
Me - yep I'm fully aware of those allergies but it's only beef, she'll be fine
DD - are you sure mummy, because milk does come from cows which means beef has milk in it

Got me again

 

[AngelofTroy]

Happily eating minced lamb:

"I think this bit must have been the sheep's lungs don't you think mummy? And this bit was maybe an ear? "

 

[Bevziibubble]

LOL!

 

[broodymrs]

Ds felt the baby kick for the first time. He was really surprised and then immediately said 'mummy the baby bit me, tell baby off. Naughty baby, don't bite dylan'