Funny Things Your Child Has Said!

[AngelofTroy]

"Everybody has a willy, except mummy... She has just a hole.. But it's hided in her fur.."

 

[Bevziibubble]

LOL Micah!

 

[.Mrs.B.]

"Everybody has a willy, except mummy... She has just a hole.. But it's hided in her fur.."

Lol, that's hilarious. I hope he didn't say it in public.

 

[.Mrs.B.]

Leon: "Shall we play I Spy while we're driving?"
Me: "OK, you can go first"
Leon: "I spy with my little eye something that begins with A"
Me: "Is it an apple?"
Leon: "Is it?"
Me: "You tell me"
Leon: "But I don't know what begins with A"

 

[Bevziibubble]

Holly - Mummy! Chocolate milk! Now!

Me - *shocked face* Umm, NO!

Holly - Not with that kind of attitude?

 

[Sarah lo]

"mummy I have good news and bad news...

The bad news is I fell off the zip-line at the park today and hurt my finger."

*shows me finger with plaster on

"the good news is I can do the zip-line all by myself"

 

[Kate&Lucas]

"Lucas you need to concentrate better at school today, your teacher said you're not doing any of your work"
"I am concentrating, that's why I'm not doing the writing!"
"Well just write down anything so your teacher can see you've done it"
"I can't just write anything! It has to be really good! What if they show it to the QUEEN?!"

Well yeah fair play, didn't think of that

 

[RainbowDrop_x]

DD1 was doing colouring with felt tips in the Easter holidays and she must have dropped one and sat on it for a prolonged period because when she stood up I noticed she had a big red splodge on her trousers, right on the butt.

When she first stood up and I glanced it looked like blood so I panicked a little and said "Olivia is that blood on your bum" to which she turned around, ever so calmly in an attempt to see before looking me square in the eye and saying "ooh do I need to go and put one of your pads on"

 

[Miss Vintage]

We were talking about what jobs me and my partner do

Me: what do you think you'd like to do when you grow up?
L: I will go to work and have something to eat, then come home early

 

[lxb]

2.5 yo...

"A for Apple... Ah ah Apple"
"A for Ball.. Bh bh Ball"
"A for Jungle.. jh jh Jungle!"

it's A for everything

 

[Bevziibubble]

Holly: did you have TVs when you was little?


I'm not sure how old she thinks I am!

 

[Kate&Lucas]

Lucas: "did you know I'm an Indian?"
Me: "you're not Indian..."
Lucas: "I am! Da (granddad) is, so I am"
Me: "Da is from the West Indies"
Lucas: "yes! That means I am too. And that means I love mangoes"
Me: "ok but you hate mangoes"
Lucas: "no, I love them now!"

*Fast forward 24 hours*
Lucas: "what's for dinner?"
Me: "chicken and mango, I made it specially"
Lucas: "ugh, I hate mangoes!"

*headdeskheaddeskheaddesk*

 

[lxb]

My 2.5 year old pointed to the lady living across from our house

"I think that's not your mommy". (She meant that's not her mommy)
Me "are you sure?"
Her "yes"
Me "wheres your mommy?"
Her *pointed to me* "right here!"
2 seconds later
Her "I think that's not your mommy"

 

[Natsku]

Maria earlier today: "What the hell?!"

I didn't respond because trying to ignore swears, so she then repeats "I said what the HELL!!!"

Had to be followed by a conversation on appropriate language for children

 

[Twag]

My DD is 6 months and DS is 2 - this morning whilst they were both sat on my bed whilst I was getting ready she manouvered over and put his foot in her mouth DS shouted Mummy Bella eat me!!!

So funny

 

[lau86]

Ds2 is potty training, today he was sat fiddling with himself saying 'mummy I've got a problem with my trousers........ It's my willy!!!!!'

 

[MummyMana]

"I'm speaking a different language"
"are you? What language?"
"Dora the Insplorer language"

Also on the train earlier, shouting a massive excited speech about how she needs to drink all of the Apple juice to "grow her boobies" so that she can feed Tabitha too

 

[AngelofTroy]

My 3yo told me that my boobies aren't symmetrical

 

[Spudtastic]

My 3 year old drew my boobies and then showed it to my father-in-law whilst she talked to him about my boobies. I'm not sure who went the deeper shade of red.

 

[HappyAnjeL]

Whenever I've told Abby where we are going and she asks again I say "to the moon" the other day in the car her and my nephew kept asking so I said " to the moon" and my nephew got all excited.. my daughter in a huff said "Ant (nephew) we're not going to the moon.. we don't have rocket propellers.. we didn't buy any at Walmart."