Thx Claire! I do need some humor before bed
Project Pickle poke=pitiful
Lets see successes-
Hair beautifully done the way he likes
Nails painted, and feet well pedicured
90% of Nether Hair removed, and legs etc
Wore the shirt and jeans he liked when we first met
Makeup well done , but not too much
And finally my signature cologne he like applied to all fav spots - even endured the pure alcohol burning of it on the lady area - freshly burned by nair
Arrived close to but not at his home, and waited the extra hour he was late
Now, we begin the downward portion of the mission going from fab to flames...
He opens the door and walks away on a work call
I kept a polite smile and waited a couple minutes, and finally went to the restroom.
He finishes his call, and immediately states "I gonna watch some movies and go to bed- I am ignoring this, as yes he had a loong day, and figure I can jump him before he falls asleep.
I position my self on the couch in a pre snuggle position, maintaining proper smile, and give him a bigger smile as he sits... AT THE OTHER END of the couch
OK I nonchalantly move closer in a couple mins - don't want to seem too eager right?
His daughter comes racing straight to me, HUGE grin, and telling me about her day, and SHE immed snuggles on my other side...brief chat about her day.
Sooo, now he starts the movie Ted2- horribly inappropriate but hilarious humor, made quite awkward as his daughter is still there, (I am rubbing his back and head with free arm as he continues melting into said couch.
Due to very adult humor and language in the movie he stopped it and sent her to bed. We REstart the movie, and I am awkwardly squirming at scenes where a woman wants to get pregnant
and ALSO a scene where they SPILL semen cups all over one character
The movie stopped working for some reason- He has been falling asleep anyhow, and I suggest "Why don't we go upstairs?"
He says Naw...I'm putting in another -Black Mass...Awesome gangster movie.
Not FIVE mins in he is sleeping - so I playfully poke him and kiss him on the neck
which he laughs and swears again he isn't going to sleep??
This continued for a bit, and I was debating letting him sleep and
later, or be more aggressive...it was already
midnight- so aggressive.
I hey sleepy head, and pull on his toe (curled up on the couch)
He says "I got something ELSE you can pull.."
I say Oh yea, and when I lean in to kiss him, gently holding his chin, he TURNS HIS FACE AWAY!!!! WTF Flag on the damn field!!!
Now I'm irritated but figure I'll let him keep dozing in and out.
I continued holding one hand offering to let him lay down and playing with his hair...at
TWO am he promptly wakes from his catnapping
Stops the movie and says "I'm going upstairs to get to bed"
And OFF he went walking upstairs, not waiting for me to come
So I tagged behind and once up there feeling QUITE awkward
He simply stands there and stares at me ...Like when you TRY to give someone a hint to leave???
So i tell him - I know you need your sleep babe, I'm gonna let you sleep cuz I will only wake him up leaving before he has to..."
To which he give me a blank stare - and says it's whatever...WTF
So NOW I walk right up and ask Why are you acting weird
and he replies He's not So like two kids Yes you are, no i'm not.
But EVERY time he looked AWAY- couldn't look me in the eye
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So I again politely said he needed some sleep and I would see him later..
NOT the way I expected AT ALLLL!. He did sheepishly walk me to the door, and my car....where he is suddenly very chatty about trivial things
I again go to hug goodbye and a peck and he was very stiff about it
WTF again.
So I kept it ladylike and told him I know your tired and stressed, but relax lol...get some sleep. 2nd hug MUCH better.
In the car I send a kiss emoticon and repeated get some sleep.
This is where Bad went to worse sigh
He starts a texting frenzy- starting with
"I need some help lol" I say " I would just keep you up lol, goto sleep"
He then replies "Yea you probably couldn't get it to go down"
Reiterating why this is like a bitchslap to my face- He has gone 2 hours before and NOT finished...But him saying that to me was like it was an insult- like I am not able to please a man enough
Oh uh uh
I tried to keep my replies light but ended up going back to him being weird all of a sudden- which he still denies.
I got home at 2am, it's almost 4am and I am still seeething.
Mission Failed and I don't know I want to bother trying again tonight- so I am OUT this cycle
lol
"not sure if ewcm or leftover seminal fluid"
mother is pissing me off asking me THE SAME questions OVER and OVER and OVER!!!
back away from my door....
