General chatter while we wait (and commentary on the "pull out method")

[claireybell]

Hahaa some suprise cups by the christmas tree.. 'Umm Mom, whats this over here?'

 

[campn]

J- maybe if you're nice and good enough he'll even fill it himself don't knock it till you try it too, I saw this post about the sexiest Santa ever at a mall in Toronto that even the parents wanted to sit on his lap! Look it up on google, wouldn't say no to that cup, just saying

 

[JLM73]

LOL you ladies are warping the Jolly Old St Nick for me and turning it into FREAK ST Nick's Stick
garr just been on the phone nearly 2 hrs with a guy who I worked with.
He's always liked me, but I did the since I was married and so is he, but now he's separated, and I'm divorced gah My life is a saga truly.
Anyhoo, he's been chatting me up a couple months now to buy some hats I have made...I keep avoiding as I didn't want to lead him on, but I need the $$ badly.
We actually had a really great talk
Funny how someone "not your type" can get so much more attractive when you talk to them for a while...sigh- I am a sappy romantic!
Anyhow...not sure what I wanna do here...BUT I am giddy enuff that I have decided to create another BFN on last stick in the am
I HOLD my FIST in the face of the
Boy I need sleep...3:30 AM here..!

 

[claireybell]

J- maybe if you're nice and good enough he'll even fill it himself don't knock it till you try it too, I saw this post about the sexiest Santa ever at a mall in Toronto that even the parents wanted to sit on his lap! Look it up on google, wouldn't say no to that cup, just saying

Hahaaa Campn that just made me laugh out loud

 

[claireybell]

J your still awake its 9am here.. You must be a tired bunny bless you! Would you ever consider the friend as a humping buddy hehe he could be that special xmas delivery in the form spermies lol! & yes, let him purchase some Hats.. I wonder if hes trying to win you over again perhaps with subtle flirting of 'can i buy some hats?'

 

[gigglebox]

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Is my penis small?

Wtf is that??? I wonder if he's butt hurt because you didn't want to inseminate the "natural" way...? And why would he think if you were that worried about his penis size that you'd ask for another donation?

Weird.

Hubs explained the penis thing is like being self concious about boobs. as an owner of small bangers, I can totally empathize with that. I worry that they're just not big enough...but fortunately my hubby is an ass man

J, hope noah's hanging in there!!!

 

[claireybell]

Well ive never heard them be referred to as 'bangers' before but i like it ha ha!!

 

[gigglebox]

Really cb? I thought "bangers" was a UK term...hmm...wish i could remember where i heard it now...

Here's today's 12dpo negative the weird thing is, on my wondow sill i could definitely see a faint line. I almost got excited...but I can't see it in any other light and I couldn't get a photo of it so pretty sure it's just my line eyes.

 

[DobbyForever]

J, it can be s lot easier to be bold via text. Gl donor hunting.

Have to go to work, 7 more hours until winter break! Campn, I am on bcp now for the second month so no more Oing. I tried to check with opks this week just to be sure, but I get flashing smiles every day probably from the estrogen in my pills.

 

[DobbyForever]

Gigs, you know I had that with a few of my early bfp tests. In certain light, there was clearly a line but then in others nada. FXed!

I have small "bangers", too. But I am really good at making them look bigger than they are lol. SO is always complimenting me on making the girls look good, but how I made them look good with so little to work with lol. Thank you Frederick's of Hollywood. But really, once I'm done having/bfing kids the girls are going from B's to D's either from naturally growing from kids (happened to my mom) or getting augmentation.

 

[campn]

I used to have pretty big ones, and guys made fun of that all the time at school that was so horrible cause some would ask if I ever had a breast implant, until I got pregnant and breastfed my son for 19 months, I still wear the same bra size but they're not as full as before, which I don't really care about, after all the years I got made fun of I'm free!

 

[mrs.green2015]

I thought I would add to the small penis and boob talk. So hubs isn't huge but not super small either. He's average (but thank god he knows how to use it lol) anyway he always says he's small but not in a poor pitiful me way. But in a he really think it and doesn't care way. I always thought guys cares more but my hubs does not. Basically if you don't like it he doesn't care. Lol

Boobs! I have fairly large boobs. I was a c. Then somehow they grew again recently and now I'm a very full D. Which makes me sad because I've always wanted a boob job with just a little fairness so they stay perky! Vs a lift where I have to keep getting it done.

 

[gigglebox]

I will be right behind you in line for the boob job....well, maybe. My only concern is that they have to keep getting checked and i think they have to replaced around 10 years, right?

 

[mrs.green2015]

Ladies I have a question. Especially for anyone who has used digital opks.

I've been using them for a couple days. All negative. This morning it was flashing smiley. Which means "peak" I never got the "high" it skipped right over that. Is that normal? I took a regular opk too but that was not positive at all.

I'm assuming the answer is no but I have to ask, we boom boom last night. That couldn't have caused a positive right?

Edit- I edited to add my dollar tree opk. It looks maybe almost positive? But in the past I remember my positive never getting darker than this. Who knows. I gues well just keep doin' it until my temp goes up!

 

[JLM73]

Yawwwn.... OMG soooo Tired
Sleepo meds are NOT working - was 445am before I fell asleep then kept waking every 30 mins ugh thats how i felt...
And everytime I woke up to Amy Winehouse in my head singing Back to Black...
Weird, can't hate on her tho I LOVE that song...

Gigs Yep they have to be tuned up every so often...I got implants after having a non cancerous lump removed in 95- left me with a huge dent in my left breast - back then implants were kinda scandalous still unless in porn or stripping here lol
I paid $3500- saline meh def would go with the newer materials or silicone.
I was a 36B/C before surg, full 38C after, then had daughter and went to 42DD ugh huge...then back to 38 C, had surro twin, same size changes, then DS, same size changes.
They def are past the 10 yr mark, but look great in shirts, tanks, bras etc.
Loose they are not as full and def sag a bit, but look natural to the guys I've been with.
Oh I also went over the muscle so I could be back at work on the ambulance in like 2 days literally, and told no one.

I'll get them redone once I'm past kiddos

No idea why the donor asked ME of all ppl lol.
Then he sent a few more texts about wanting to do it again...but he didn't say donate...He wants US to do things regularly
Kill me now- no way he's same age as my oldest son, and Im not into the cougar thing

MrsG That's awesome he is comfortable with who he is.
Also I think have a small pickle is worse than small boobs- we can fake bigger boobs, but the pickle needs to actually be FUNCTIONAL, and I am very understanding, but
super small D*(^ men...not fun guessing are they all the way in, are they actually all the way hard?? Certain positions are terrible cuz if they have a bit of belly they can get IN very far- too much pretending for me lol.

Gigs lol Bangers I have only heard in Bangers and Mash- which is like UK Sausage and mashed potatoes I immed pictured you with mashed taters smothered on your boobage

DobsAwesome on the winter break!

Im exhausted...gonna drag ass to go make my final cheapie, then get some much needed coffee. I also gotta find a holiday market ASAP to start money moving.
Me n mom had our usual bitch fest 2 days ago- where she doesn't acknowledge ANY thing I do in the house, and tries to blame me for her depression and lack of friends BS bla bla- she wants to separate housing blah blah
The ONLY reason we live together is she BEGGED me to get a home with her so she didn't have to live alone anymore - I fought it forever, but after divorce I got GUILT tripped by all the relatives to be a GOOD daughter, Take CARE of your mommmm!
I knew it wouldnt work cuz she is a control freak and does NOT respect boundaries or privacy.
And she told me my SO can't spend the night
Give me a break I'm friggin 42- just cuz you closed up shop on your love life and vajay YEARS ago, doesn't mean I have to

 

[campn]

MrsG- I think the flashing smile isn't a positive yet but means you're getting there. The solid smiley face is the positive!

 

[mrs.green2015]

Haha omg you're right Campn. I read it backwards! If you can't tell I'm a little anxious this morning because we're supposed to hear about the house today! Lol

 

[JLM73]

MrsG Good luck!! Exciiiitinnng

Was hoping after 2 heavy days the would get back on her broom, but still mod. heavy this am
And def no Noah baby in there
12dpo-

 

[gigglebox]

Maybe it's the lighting but i'. Actually seeing a faint line on yours J but i trust your eyes over mine. I think i have a serious case of line eyes...

And about your mom....get out while she's on board! Haha

 

[JLM73]

Gigs lol
Yea my mom just asked me for my daughter's mailing address, i shoved the paper to her, and said you could just send a msg on FB and she answers immed.
She was like - yea but you gave it to me so I don't need to do that.
The bitch in me came back with - Well once we separate housing you are gonna have to get used to asking people for things yourself on FB, if you want to have any relationship with your grandkids ( drops the mic, walks away)

Sorry but she has been a MAJOR B this week telling me I am mooching off her and NEED her to get anything done WTF- she is a true Mommy Dearest in a sweet old lady body.

Then she's mopes off and says well your children should let you know where they are and give you updates( cuz my daughter is in Vegas visiting her dad)
I was like Umm YOUUU never asked me where I was, visited, or called when i moved out at twenty- so WHYY do my kids HAVE TO??
I don't need updates every minute- They are both adults and doing great.
I'm not a nosey up the arse of your adult kids kinda mom.
She drives me batty trying to impose her opinion on everything as a MUST DO


Also I swore I saw something faint too, and checked again once dry but I DOOOO have serious line eye- and IF I was preggers this baby would have to stick thru a 3rd day of bright red bleed - mod heavy AND small clots and cramping...so if ANYthing it would have been another chem- cuz I usually don't cramp
Here's 9, 10, and 12 dpo- def no progression, so i think it's just the chem strip edge