LOL I know Claire Right??? If Org was easy I would be jumping my man ( when I get one lol) daily!
The only person I was like that with was the one ex, and that is bcuz we just were super compatible in evrything we liked, and sexually 100% fire! Buut he decided to move an ex here from Cali ( across the country mind you) and let her stay in his house for 2 weeks, while she" looked for a house and job" bullshit...guess who I popped in on sleeping in his bed with no undies and wearing see thru lingerie???
Dumbass forgot he gave me a key, and that ummm I'm not naive or stupid.
I waited until he went to work, then went in and found her there.
She knew nothing about me, and was freaked out when I walked in lol, but we had a nice long chat about him so we could both hear what he was telling us separately ...can you say Mega busted??Ummhmmm
She thought he brought her here to date again as they were exes.
Then he just happened to call
while we were chatting and I told him I was in his house having a nice talk with her. He freaked
She asked where the bleach was and I told her while he was on the phone. He was a major male fashionista.
I hung up he called like 10 more times, screaming at me that I had to protect his money ( in the drawer), his jewelry, and his clothes
pffft lol
I told him Hey you flew the bitch across the country, gave her a key, and have been F-ing her for a week ( was on a vid cam we saw) and
lied to me for a week, and you want me to PROTECT
your stuff from her???"
She ended up destroying his stuff, stealing all his gold, and money, and he had to call the cops to get it back lol. She left in a cab.
We didn't speak for over a year. He kept begging me back but I was like
I have 3 major rules for the men in my life and they are NOT negotiable
1Don't lie to me
2Don't Cheat on me
3Don't direspect me.
I have never given anyone a 2nd chance except ex hubs(rule3) and he def didn't deserve it!
My motto is Exes are Exes for a Reason!
Funny thing is we are best friends now, and I am good friends with his wife too. For him, he says I am the one that got away.
I'm like Yup, You F-ed up lol.
I even offered him to be my donor ( no sex just put it in thwe damn cup!!) but he said he would def want to be involved if I had a boy ( he has 4 girls). So I
scratched that off, as I am no home wrecker and def don't want to co-parent with someone I am not WITH.
ok moving on Test pics in a few!