I just need to talk...

[midg08]

hey the have those out now (you mix up a mixture of like water and cream of tarter or water and cornstarch because they aren't harmful to your body) and fill up the little sucker and then when you are ready you squeeze the pump and wala.... it cums.
I haven't ever had/used or sold one but its too funny.

He prolly found it a long time ago rummaging thru stuff and threw it away. Its so funny, some guys are so against the idea and other guys know that it makes great fun during play time.

TBH out of all of the parties I have done the ones that are coupes/co-ed parties are the best. The guys are either so embarrased they are there or are so in to it they are funny.

I had lost it before he came back into the picture! BUT THAT IS FREAKING HILARIOUS IF IT SPITS OUT SOMETHING!!! I need hubby to see that!

What DPO are you on? AM I THE ONLY FREAKING ONE THAT HASN'T OVULATED? I had a good talk with my Ovaries last night and I told the Right one it is out of commision until after the baby was done so don't even think about making a dominant follicle! LMAO! (That tube is blocked) I don't know how well it listened though!

Well I would LOVE to tell you what DPO I am on but I honestly don't know. My temps are all over the place, My fertility Microscope said I was fertile just the last day of my period which was the 14th and thats the only day I had a positive with that. If thats the case I would be about 10dpo... It is only the second month I have used it...
The only CM I have encountered this month is the creamy lotion type. I always have EGCM so I have no clue whats going on there. I am going thru PMS symptoms like crazy and my cycle SHOULD end in about 11-14 days. According to all of that information I should be maybe 3dpo. I HATE THIS!!!!! urgh...
This is only the 1st month of temping also. I tried a few years ago but I never get up at the same time and I never remember to temp. Ive really been hard on myself about it this time around

 

[midg08]

For those of you interested in seeing the Squirting Toy here is a link to a place that sells it.... hahahahaha
Warning: Adult Content!!!

https://www.thepleasurechest.com/squirting-realistic-dildo-5466-prd1.htm

 

[Angel baby]

For those of you interested in seeing the Squirting Toy here is a link to a place that sells it.... hahahahaha
Warning: Adult Content!!!

https://www.thepleasurechest.com/squirting-realistic-dildo-5466-prd1.htm

If you add some blue veins to that, it would look super real. Maybe a few little PUB hairs too!

 

[hoping4girl]

lol thats nasty!!

 

[Angel baby]

ELY- DID I MISS SOMETHING! YOU TAKE ANOTHER TEST!!!!!!!!! ITS A BFP????????? OH I HOPE SO!!!!!!

 

[Ely27]

ELY- DID I MISS SOMETHING! YOU TAKE ANOTHER TEST!!!!!!!!! ITS A BFP????????? OH I HOPE SO!!!!!!

lol are you talking about my ticker or the other post/?? the other post has me just plain confused

the ticker is just me being positive lol.

but hopefully soon!

 

[Angel baby]

I was talking about BOTH! I seen the post and read the first part and saw the ticker and came back here to make sure you were the same person! LOL! I HOPE IT'S POSITIVE! FX FOR YOU!!!

 

[hoping4girl]

ah ladies...I have been so hopeful...and today now I'm getting doubtful. Today all I could think of was having a baby and needing to be pregnant and wanting it so bad....and now I am symptom spotting horribly and I hate it!!!! ggrrrr!!! everything makes me thing maybe and everything makes me thinnk no and i'm going nuts! oh for crying out loud!!! going to have a drink tonight....and hopefully relax.

 

[Angel baby]

ah ladies...I have been so hopeful...and today now I'm getting doubtful. Today all I could think of was having a baby and needing to be pregnant and wanting it so bad....and now I am symptom spotting horribly and I hate it!!!! ggrrrr!!! everything makes me thing maybe and everything makes me thinnk no and i'm going nuts! oh for crying out loud!!! going to have a drink tonight....and hopefully relax.

Go have a drink! Your not out yet and if you are not pregnant, we plan for Christmas announcements!!!

Ps... Your emotional! Definately pregnant!!!

Relax!!

 

[jeoestreich]

ah ladies...I have been so hopeful...and today now I'm getting doubtful. Today all I could think of was having a baby and needing to be pregnant and wanting it so bad....and now I am symptom spotting horribly and I hate it!!!! ggrrrr!!! everything makes me thing maybe and everything makes me thinnk no and i'm going nuts! oh for crying out loud!!! going to have a drink tonight....and hopefully relax.

I am the same way today.

I am super sick and just feel crappy. Some days I feel like I have a chance but most days I feel like I do not. It just sucks. I just want my baby already.

 

[Angel baby]

There you are!!

You Two are going to have to get back on the positive track!!! Your almost there!!!!

Go BD or look over midg page! I was cracking up at some of the toys on there!

 

[midg08]

oh thats not my page. I dont have a page yet, its in the process. I have catalogs tho!!!

 

[Angel baby]

Well you need a page! Throw in some pregnancy test with sells! That"ll be a big hit!!

 

[jeoestreich]

I will have to look at it when I am not at work. LOL

 

[jeoestreich]

There you are!!

You Two are going to have to get back on the positive track!!! Your almost there!!!!

Go BD or look over midg page! I was cracking up at some of the toys on there!

Cannot look at it at work. It has been block due to pornography. LOL

 

[Ely27]

I was talking about BOTH! I seen the post and read the first part and saw the ticker and came back here to make sure you were the same person! LOL! I HOPE IT'S POSITIVE! FX FOR YOU!!!

lmaooo haha yea i hope so too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! thank u!

and keepthefaith im there with ya

 

[hoping4girl]

Porno blocked....bahahahaha!!! Doing a bit bettrr, drinks help. Altho we went to dinner w/ dh coworkers and for some reason they talked about babies!! Stupid boys!! I was trying to forget!!

 

[jeoestreich]

Boys suck!

 

[Angel baby]

My gums are bleeding! I must be pregnant!

 

[hoping4girl]

Oh you are waaaaay knocked up!!!! I didn't sleep at all last night, so I must be too!!! OH WAIT! That was because there was a ghost in my room turning the light on and off, and knocking stuff over. yep. I SERIOUSLY had a haunted bedroom last night, and I was awake till at least 3, I woke up at 433 not knowing when I had falled asleep. SO I get to just sit in my lovely recliner today and nap. and be scared all day long.