Liam is definitely a naughty boy but I wouldn't be so polite
he's a wee shit 
but my wee shit & I love him to bits

. If anyone else called him that I'd rip there heads off
Aww hope you enjoyed your last cup of tea

. You'd think it was the last supper or last meal on death row the way we're talking

but we love tea so I understand how hard it is for you

. I'm just having a cuppa actually, i'll drink more for your sake
No the soda water & lime cordial doesn't warrant 5 pounds

. Maybe your scales are broken, that's what I'd go with
I don't mind getting blood taken but I feel for you

though not as much as I feel for you over the tea ban
