Off topic, thread closing m[o/u]mmies!

[whit.]

When I met my husband for the first time, I was with my then boyfriend. Literally. He introduced us.

 

[XJessicaX]

When I met my husband for the first time, I was with my then boyfriend. Literally. He introduced us.

I have taken great offence to this.

 

[Lauki]

Ooooooh I shall join!

Go on, try to offend me! You will not succeed!

 

[lisaf]

Guaranteed to offend:

https://www.tshirthell.com/

 

[whit.]

Your little girl is too young to wean.
You should be doing something with your child instead of neglecting her while being on BnB.
You breastfeed? Disgusting.

 

[whit.]

Guaranteed to offend:

https://www.tshirthell.com/

Is it bad that I've ordered from them before?

 

[Lauki]

https://www.tshirthell.com/funny-shirts/fuck-the-colorblind/

Hubby can't read that one, I should buy it!

 

[Lauki]

Your little girl is too young to wean.
You should be doing something with your child instead of neglecting her while being on BnB.
You breastfeed? Disgusting.

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You should be doing something with your child instead of neglecting her while being on BnB. - This is my favorite as it's always said by a m(u/o)m!

 

[lisaf]

Lol, I've ordered from there before... but some of the shirts are way too extreme for me!
My favorite one I got is
'Narcoleptics sleep around' (I have a form of narcolepsy)
I want some of the baby ones but can't bring myself to spend that much on baby clothes.

I also love 'Sometimes I pee when I laugh'

 

[whit.]

I'm trying to post a picture of the outfit Sophia has on.

Tinypic is being ridiculous and so is bnb, maybe they know it's an awful outfit and I shouldn't let her wear it.

There are so many flippin smileys. I had no idea!

 

[XJessicaX]

What are you saying Whit? I weaned at 3 weeks, breastfeeding is completely unnatural and weird, I use dummies that say 'Flirt' on but my favourite says 'little tart' awwww, she looks so cute with that in her mouth and her little push up bra. I would never co-sleep my child and I put her in her own room the second I got home from the hospital and started CC, only leave her crying for 2 hours a day so it wont harm her. For a treat I often give her a Mars bar, she only ever eats half though. I am not going to vaccinate her as I think the government is out to poison us, and I used to let her watch TV 23 out of 24 hours a day but now worry that its brainwashing her so now I have become an extremest and wont even allow her to read books in case they do the same. Altogether...I am right, and you are definitely wrong and anything you say I will be DEEPLY offended by.

 

[Lauki]

I'm going to bed now. While my baby sleeps in her own room in her cot!

I'm horrible!!!!!!!

 

[XJessicaX]

https://www.tshirthell.com/funny-shirts/fuck-the-colorblind/

Hubby can't read that one, I should buy it!

My husband is red/green colour blind too!! He didn't realise Xmas cards with the Holly leaves on HAD red berries LOL

 

[XJessicaX]

what does m(u/o)m mean?

 

[whit.]

 

[whit.]

you're a mum. some of us are mom.

 

[Lauki]

I tried not to offend someone by calling them mum instead of mom!

 

[Lauki]

Can't wait to catch up on this thread tomorrow!

 

[Eliza_V]

Since other people are posting pics of DHs in funny outfits..

Guaranteed to offend

(Dressed up in Rocky Horror outfits at a karaoke we were running on Halloween.. Except this was a dodgy pub in North London!!)

 

[Eliza_V]

We're responsible parents now though.. We're cultured and all that. We took our daughter to the German Christmas Market!