Off topic, thread closing m[o/u]mmies!

[Spunky]

Mango rum, sprite and grenadine.

Anyone else drinking?

 

[Neko]

Thinking about some wine. I don't have anything else in the house.

 

[MizzDeeDee]

I don't drink drunky... I mean spunky.


Alcohol is the Devil's breastmilk.

 

[Neko]

Alcohol is the Devil's breastmilk.

Isn't the devil male. How can he breastfeed.

Hopefully it's not like this guy.

https://www.google.com/url?source=imglanding&ct=img&q=https://2.bp.blogspot.com/_E8xCPlIYoFQ/S2WuXoEg-AI/AAAAAAAAA8Y/bW2R2WZaE7E/s400/breastfeeding+man.jpg&sa=X&ei=ZvMQT99Z5vXSAZT_xfsF&ved=0CAsQ8wc&usg=AFQjCNGxySuQ5-iHY5HXM2xhGX2oKMndwQ

 

[Divinebeauty]

I am having a lime martini.. nothing really special.. I fancy a mudslide.. but im lactose intolerant and we have no lactose free ice cream godamn it!!! soo im suffering with this drink *sigh*

Im so hard done by... my dh says he loves me but won't go get me some LF ice cream

 

[MizzDeeDee]

Alcohol is the Devil's breastmilk.

Isn't the devil male. How can he breastfeed.

Hopefully it's not like this guy.

https://www.google.com/url?source=imglanding&ct=img&q=https://2.bp.blogspot.com/_E8xCPlIYoFQ/S2WuXoEg-AI/AAAAAAAAA8Y/bW2R2WZaE7E/s400/breastfeeding+man.jpg&sa=X&ei=ZvMQT99Z5vXSAZT_xfsF&ved=0CAsQ8wc&usg=AFQjCNGxySuQ5-iHY5HXM2xhGX2oKMndwQ

A. He's the devil. He can do whatever he wants.

B. What the shit is this guy doing? That's ehhhh.. interesting.

 

[Neko]

He's breastfeeding!

https://www.bizchair.com/8seat-ttab...rce=amazon.com&utm_term=8 Seat Toddler Table [8SEAT-TTABLE-FS-TTB]

This came up on Amazon. Just in case any of you bitches want to have Octuplets.

 

[Divinebeauty]

b. comforting his son during a time of need ... i donno he is the devil.. devil's do devil things..

 

[Divinebeauty]

Neko-- ooh thanking you .. just what I was looking for. I was hoping to start TTC my ocuplets very soon was just looking for that table, now I am all set.


fuck.. shoot me now

 

[Neko]

How much sex do you need to have to TTC Octuplets?

 

[Divinebeauty]

sex???? ..don't need sex... turkey baster, eggs, spermy .. and walaah ... octuplets!!! woop!

 

[Neko]

Can one use a turkey baster they have already used for a turkey. Or do you need a new clean baster?

 

[MizzDeeDee]

no EFFIN way.

 

[Neko]

I am now drinking wine out of a plastic cup. uber klassy.

 

[MizzDeeDee]

Is it a box of wine? Please say yes.

 

[Divinebeauty]

neko- ya not a problem those turkey juices that are left on the baster are meant to make your kids . smarter.. and healthier-- its been proven!!! Just go look on page 2124343 of baby club 0in the perfect mother section.....- you will see!! ....

 

[Divinebeauty]

Wine out of a plastic glass....does that happen to be your childs glass.s.. ... that is even classier!

 

[Neko]

No it's a red plastic disposable cup. It's not out of a box, but the cap is a screwtop.

I missed the perfect mother's section. Obviously my son will have all sorts of issues because he had solid food before 6 months.

 

[MizzDeeDee]

Did you see how the person they were talking about came in the thread???/


CLASSIC

 

[Neko]

I did!

https://www.google.com/url?source=imglanding&ct=img&q=https://ghost19.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/fail1.jpg&sa=X&ei=2_sQT-7JJ4jk0QGFpeyNAw&ved=0CAwQ8wc&usg=AFQjCNE8q8EqCRjiuBn7CxusoX9qGIrN5A