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Off topic, thread closing m[o/u]mmies!

Mango rum, sprite and grenadine. :thumbup:

Anyone else drinking?
 
Thinking about some wine. I don't have anything else in the house.
 
I don't drink drunky... I mean spunky.


Alcohol is the Devil's breastmilk.
 
Alcohol is the Devil's breastmilk.

Isn't the devil male. How can he breastfeed.

Hopefully it's not like this guy.

https://www.google.com/url?source=imglanding&ct=img&q=https://2.bp.blogspot.com/_E8xCPlIYoFQ/S2WuXoEg-AI/AAAAAAAAA8Y/bW2R2WZaE7E/s400/breastfeeding+man.jpg&sa=X&ei=ZvMQT99Z5vXSAZT_xfsF&ved=0CAsQ8wc&usg=AFQjCNGxySuQ5-iHY5HXM2xhGX2oKMndwQ
 
I am having a lime martini.. nothing really special.. I fancy a mudslide.. but im lactose intolerant and we have no lactose free ice cream godamn it!!! soo im suffering with this drink *sigh*

Im so hard done by... my dh says he loves me but won't go get me some LF ice cream :cry:
 
Alcohol is the Devil's breastmilk.

Isn't the devil male. How can he breastfeed.

Hopefully it's not like this guy.

https://www.google.com/url?source=imglanding&ct=img&q=https://2.bp.blogspot.com/_E8xCPlIYoFQ/S2WuXoEg-AI/AAAAAAAAA8Y/bW2R2WZaE7E/s400/breastfeeding+man.jpg&sa=X&ei=ZvMQT99Z5vXSAZT_xfsF&ved=0CAsQ8wc&usg=AFQjCNGxySuQ5-iHY5HXM2xhGX2oKMndwQ

A. He's the devil. He can do whatever he wants.

B. What the shit is this guy doing? That's ehhhh.. interesting.
 
He's breastfeeding!

https://www.bizchair.com/8seat-ttab...rce=amazon.com&utm_term=8 Seat Toddler Table [8SEAT-TTABLE-FS-TTB]

This came up on Amazon. Just in case any of you bitches want to have Octuplets.
 
b. comforting his son during a time of need :rofl:... i donno :shrug: he is the devil.. devil's do devil things..
 
Neko-- ooh thanking you .. just what I was looking for. I was hoping to start TTC my ocuplets very soon was just looking for that table, now I am all set.


fuck.. shoot me now :gun:
 
How much sex do you need to have to TTC Octuplets?
 
:rofl: sex???? ..don't need sex... turkey baster, eggs, spermy .. and walaah ... octuplets!!! woop!
 
Can one use a turkey baster they have already used for a turkey. Or do you need a new clean baster?
 
I am now drinking wine out of a plastic cup. uber klassy. :wine:
 
neko- ya not a problem those turkey juices that are left on the baster are meant to make your kids . smarter.. and healthier-- its been proven!!! Just go look on page 2124343 of baby club 0in the perfect mother section.....- you will see!! ....

:rofl:
 
Wine out of a plastic glass....does that happen to be your childs glass.s.. ... :rofl: that is even classier!
 
No it's a red plastic disposable cup. It's not out of a box, but the cap is a screwtop.

I missed the perfect mother's section. Obviously my son will have all sorts of issues because he had solid food before 6 months. :dohh:
 
Did you see how the person they were talking about came in the thread???/


CLASSIC
 
I did!

https://www.google.com/url?source=imglanding&ct=img&q=https://ghost19.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/fail1.jpg&sa=X&ei=2_sQT-7JJ4jk0QGFpeyNAw&ved=0CAwQ8wc&usg=AFQjCNE8q8EqCRjiuBn7CxusoX9qGIrN5A
 

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