Things I cannot say out loud....

[katlin]

To dh that six ounces I left on the shelf with the babies bottle shelf was best milk not homo milk that I worked hard to pump and then you fed out to zain yes I know its not bad for him but it was for Allura. You pain on the ass. And no you can't work monday it is thanksgiving dinner is like you to spend the day with the family.

 

[Ozzieshunni]

mummy. My DH would say the same about his mum She's not here to see Alex either, but we know she's watching over him all the same

 

[BrokenfoREVer]

Bubs... I know I'm super early, but your going to have an organised mummy if it kills me! So me & nanny are talking about christmas dinner & I just want to ask if you can let mummy have a bit of sleep on christmas eve & if you could sleep through christmas dinner that would be super!

Also, feel free to scream when ever your great auntie comes near you, I'm happy to come running everytime just to see the look on her face

Impatiently waiting for cuddles little man

 

[HellBunny]

Some people just can't be happy for others.. stop telling me i will find everything impossible, fuck off!

 

[MizzDeeDee]

Some people just can't be happy for others.. stop telling me i will find everything impossible, fuck off!

Are they saying that because you will have two kids? Yeah-you're the only human being that5 has had to raise two small children


People!

 

[BrokenfoREVer]

Some people just can't be happy for others.. stop telling me i will find everything impossible, fuck off!

Are they saying that because you will have two kids? Yeah-you're the only human being that5 has had to raise two small children


People!

Totally agree, people think your the only person in the world to do something i.e. raise 2 young children (congratulations )

Or that at 20 you will have the hardest time ever & will not be able to raise your child & that basically your life is over.

 

[MizzDeeDee]

Some people just can't be happy for others.. stop telling me i will find everything impossible, fuck off!

Are they saying that because you will have two kids? Yeah-you're the only human being that5 has had to raise two small children


People!

Totally agree, people think your the only person in the world to do something i.e. raise 2 young children (congratulations )

Or that at 20 you will have the hardest time ever & will not be able to raise your child & that basically your life is over.

People used to say to me" You don't know what being tired is but you'll find out" har har har......

And it would piss me off.. because I have an autoimmune disease, and I was actually about two years ago so iron deficient that I had a choice of getting a blood transfusion or Iron IV infusions.. which is what I got and it sucked. I was FARRRR more tired when I was really sick then now with the baby.

I hate the "you don't know what you're in for" comments along with the " you won't be able to handle it because it's oh so hard" comments. Women used to have six kids.. Women used to have kids at 13 or 14 years old..

People need to learn to STFU and stop giving unsolicited advice.


sorry- rant over.

 

[StarlitHome]

I hate the "you don't know what you're in for" comments along with the " you won't be able to handle it because it's oh so hard" comments. Women used to have six kids.. Women used to have kids at 13 or 14 years old..

I hate the "you don't know what you're in for" comments - my mom had 9 kids and I'm her oldest. So yeah, actually I do know what I'm in for because I've been around kids of all ages all my life!

To my DH - I can't say this now because you will 1) think I'm insane and 2) get stressed about money, etc - but I'd really like another baby. I want Molly to have a sibling! And I'd love a boy... I know we've agreed about 2 kids and not having a huge age gap, but I won't bring this up for a bit yet, I promise...

 

[missVN]

To OH-
Thank you for getting up with Ryan at 6.30 so I could have a lie but let me give you some tips so that I can actually benefit from having extra sleep!
-dont leave Ryan to moan in his baby walker for an hour while you ignore him and play on your new computer game
-dont be late giving him his breakfast so he cries because you're on your computer game
-dont let the dog through to the bedroom cos he jumps on me
-dont come and loudly ask if I want a brew as I'm just dozing back off

I expect a much better service next week

Also I know you're going to say you're not coming but I would really like it if you came out for dinner with me, Ryan , my dad and my aunties. Please don't pretend its for any reason other than you want to play on your game, I'm not stupid

 

[StarlitHome]

SIL - why do you comment IN ALL CAPS on my FB statuses????

parents-in-law - why don't you just call me or DH when you have a question (instead of having SIL text me to ask DH the question...)??

 

[KittyVentura]

Dear MIL. I do love you to pieces... but PLEASE stop telling me I NEED to get Fin down to one nap a day. You see for yourself how cranky he gets when his second nap is due, he still needs 2 naps. He's ALWAYS adjusted his own nap schedule when HE was ready... he'll do teh same again. I'm letting him guide me.

Oh and if you tell me one more time to not get excited abotu my pregnancy because "It's still early and it can just stop"... I might scream. I KNOW MC can happen. I had one 3 months ago. That doesn't mean you need to talk like it WILL happen!

 

[KittyVentura]

Dear SIL.

STOP moaning and wishing your baby was premature. Also stop implying your baby will be early. Baby will be late now to spite you!

 

[Emmy1987]

LO - stop being so perfectly cute, you're making me just sit and look at you instead of getting on with stuff!

Also stop showing signs of weaning, I don't want you to grow up yet

Tax credits - hurry the fuck up, I'm almost at my overdraft limit 2 days after pay day!!

 

[BrokenfoREVer]

Mum, I could tell you this out loud, but I don't think I need to say it. I've missed living with you. I'm glad I'm home

 

[Ozzieshunni]

Dear god please don't let me be pregnant again. I took a test so why do I still feel nauseous and why am I craving fish?

 

[Natsku]

Dear god please don't let me be pregnant again. I took a test so why do I still feel nauseous and why am I craving fish?

Eeek!

 

[NewMummyx]

Mum and MIL:
please back the fuck off about weaning. Anton is MY son and I am waiting as close to 6mths as possible, nipping my head will not turn me round to your way of thinking. Just because you think its still rigt to do what you did "back in the day" doesnt actually mean it is so!!

MIL and FIL:
Are you seriously going to take OHs little girl EVERY weekend from now on as his stupid ex is now pregnant to ANOTHER MAN? She doesnt need her rest, I think you will find she needs to learn to cope as God forgive me you wont be around forever! Why doesnt she ask her own family for help instead of her exes and why the fuck do you ALWAYS jump?!
If I have anoter LO you would never offer to take LO all weekend, you'd tell me to get on with it, AAARRRGGGGHHHH!!!!

 

[Cupkake.Luver]

Dear god please don't let me be pregnant again. I took a test so why do I still feel nauseous and why am I craving fish?

 

[cowboys angel]

Dear god please don't let me be pregnant again. I took a test so why do I still feel nauseous and why am I craving fish?

Oops...

 

[Squirmsmum]

MIL don't make remarks when my mum buys better stuff for LO than you.

FIL don't tell me I have to make you a brew, don't say you hope LO keeps me up all night, and DO NOT put sky sports bloody news on every time you walk into our house!!!!