Things I cannot say out loud....
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Odd Socks
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dear mum,
i know you want to spoil bella as you so rarely see her. but do not try to give her chocolate buttons at 7.15am. i'm not being unreasonable, i just don't think chocolate isn't approriate for anyone 10 minutes after waking.
xx
i know you want to spoil bella as you so rarely see her. but do not try to give her chocolate buttons at 7.15am. i'm not being unreasonable, i just don't think chocolate isn't approriate for anyone 10 minutes after waking.
xx
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I've started having lots of sex dreams which is a tad unusual for me. And I can't say this out loud cos its not usually OH in the dreams
Me neither
Its always complete strangers in mine
Nat you make me laughETA Chocolate should never be restricted by time
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I've started having lots of sex dreams which is a tad unusual for me. And I can't say this out loud cos its not usually OH in the dreams
Me neither
Its always complete strangers in mine
I make me worry...my dream self wants to have sex with random strangers
Edit: chocolate def should not be time restricted - it is the perfect breakfast food! Along with beer, the perfect breakfast drink (though not while bf *sigh*)
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^^WSS!
although i think theyre even more useless than a chocolate teapot! at least we could eat a choccy teapot! theyre as useless man nipples! x
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To all the "aunties"* I encounter -
If Boo is sleeping peacefully in the Moby Wrap, why would I disturb her to lie her down on the bed/pillow/blanket you are offering??
Especially when I've said this is the first time she's napping for longer than 15 minutes this morning...
To DH's Aunt L -
Babies sleep, that's what they do, so yes Boo is asleep and yes she is completely fine. WHY are you scared of everything and why must you always assume the worst?
Also, DH works every.single.day. from 9am to 6pm, even Saturday he works from 9-1, so YES he is trying to arrange to get the car fixed but he also has to drive it every day and NO for crying out loud we are not going to rent a car when his parents and brother have offered to lend a vehicle. I know you don't trust his parents' vehicles (because you barely trust ANY vehicle except the bus) but you don't live with us (thank GOD) so you won't be affected by whatever we decide to do, plus we are grown-ups - let us figure this out.
*in Hawaii, "aunty" just means a woman who is older than you and has nothing to do with actually being related.
If Boo is sleeping peacefully in the Moby Wrap, why would I disturb her to lie her down on the bed/pillow/blanket you are offering??
Especially when I've said this is the first time she's napping for longer than 15 minutes this morning...
To DH's Aunt L -
Babies sleep, that's what they do, so yes Boo is asleep and yes she is completely fine. WHY are you scared of everything and why must you always assume the worst?
Also, DH works every.single.day. from 9am to 6pm, even Saturday he works from 9-1, so YES he is trying to arrange to get the car fixed but he also has to drive it every day and NO for crying out loud we are not going to rent a car when his parents and brother have offered to lend a vehicle. I know you don't trust his parents' vehicles (because you barely trust ANY vehicle except the bus) but you don't live with us (thank GOD) so you won't be affected by whatever we decide to do, plus we are grown-ups - let us figure this out.
*in Hawaii, "aunty" just means a woman who is older than you and has nothing to do with actually being related.
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Migraine,
Please....stooooooooooooooooop.
Please....stooooooooooooooooop.
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DH's Aunt - thank you for not asking "when we will be taking Molly to the pediatrician" today. I was all prepared to respond to that question but I'm very glad you didn't feel you had to ask again.
However.
The car belongs to DH. It is in his name, the insurance is in his name, he drives it exclusively, it's HIS CAR. Therefore, he's the one who makes decisions about it AND if he's going to discuss them with anyone it will be me (you know, his wife? Bearer of his child?) not you...
Also - DH works 6 days a week and drives his car every one of those days. Very, very sorry that the interior is not up to your standards but honestly? How FUCKING RUDE of you to point it out!!!
However.
The car belongs to DH. It is in his name, the insurance is in his name, he drives it exclusively, it's HIS CAR. Therefore, he's the one who makes decisions about it AND if he's going to discuss them with anyone it will be me (you know, his wife? Bearer of his child?) not you...
Also - DH works 6 days a week and drives his car every one of those days. Very, very sorry that the interior is not up to your standards but honestly? How FUCKING RUDE of you to point it out!!!
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Does your c-section still hurt? Mine is numb.
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Is sleep too much to ask?!!
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Yeah, the insides are sore now.
Oh yeah, and Jen, seriously, elephant noises at 3am are not not NOT funny! Why are you wide awake and laughing?!! What the hell? You only went to sleep at 11:45!!!!! Aaaaarrrrggghhhh!
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Oh!
Also to DH's aunt - thank you for not saying anything when I nursed Molly at the restaurant. I know you probably wanted to, but I'm proud of you for biting your tongue!
To the nice lady at the restaurant - thank you, THANK YOU for coming up and telling me how lucky my baby is to be breast-fed. It was a lovely boost to my confidence!
Also to DH's aunt - thank you for not saying anything when I nursed Molly at the restaurant. I know you probably wanted to, but I'm proud of you for biting your tongue!
To the nice lady at the restaurant - thank you, THANK YOU for coming up and telling me how lucky my baby is to be breast-fed. It was a lovely boost to my confidence!
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Mine is numb too. Feels weird to touch it, like it's not really my body. LOL
When I do too much sometimes it aches though.
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