Things I cannot say out loud....

[Lettuce]

Yeah mil, thanks for helping with the double bed I brought you back from the friends you bought it off of, yup, my c section is now agony. Cheers.

Does your c-section still hurt? Mine is numb.

Mine is numb too. Feels weird to touch it, like it's not really my body. LOL

When I do too much sometimes it aches though.

It's kinda numb round the scar, but it's sore inside where the stitches are! You may ask how I know where they are, ut they buggered mine up, and I have a huge dent on the left hand side where they stitched the internal one wrong, so I have a lopsided overhang...

 

[excitedgal]

To my FIL, her names Sophia, not fucking Sophie, if i'd wanted to name her Sophie I wouldve!
To my aunt, she doesnt need water shes happy with my breastmilk and wont become morbidly obese just because I give her milk when she wants it.
To OH, please can you learn to change the nappy bin, its been 5 whole months and you're a relatively intelligent person, its not that difficult!
To my MIL, please just even pretend to be interested for the sake of your sons feelings!
Thats all for now, that was therapeutic!

 

[BabyBoo36]

To Little Pud - thank you for being so good at Water Babies today - mummy was very proud of you. You looked like a little cheshire cat grinning away when the instructor swam you round the pool to show everyone else what to do. Although it didn't escape mummy's attention that you kept trying to eye up Ethan next to us. You're WAY to young for boys yet so don't even go there! xx

 

[Cupkake.Luver]

Yeah mil, thanks for helping with the double bed I brought you back from the friends you bought it off of, yup, my c section is now agony. Cheers.

Does your c-section still hurt? Mine is numb.

Mine is numb too. Feels weird to touch it, like it's not really my body. LOL

When I do too much sometimes it aches though.

Yup...also when I'm on my period or when its about to rain. lol...yea

 

[Emmy1987]

To my granddad - no I will NOT let her CIO, she's not crying to be spiteful! You're just annoyed cause you can't hear the tv!
Also my cats are part of the family, if you don't like them don't come here, simples. Yes they sleep on the furniture and we cuddle them, get over it!
And will you STOP with your nervous tick thing?!! Every time you exhale you clear your throat lightly and I want to rip it out!!!

To my nanny - yes maybe in your day there weren't books but that doesn't mean that any research done in the last 40 years is not reliable! Wonder Weeks exist (for us at least) and it is not rubbish!!

And will the pair of you stop being so miserable?!!!!

Oh and yes, I'm now a size 18/20 due to my hips widening during pregnancy, GET OVER IT! And no my hips will not shrink!!!


Aaaaaaaaaaaaaargh.

Can you go back to the campsite now so I can have a fag?!

 

[BrokenfoREVer]

Job Centre... You're utter shite. Answer the fucking phone so you can sort out the mess you've made of my money!

ETA do not thank me for waiting... I'm not doing it out of choice!!!!!

 

[Lettuce]

To Little Pud - thank you for being so good at Water Babies today - mummy was very proud of you. You looked like a little cheshire cat grinning away when the instructor swam you round the pool to show everyone else what to do. Although it didn't escape mummy's attention that you kept trying to eye up Ethan next to us. You're WAY to young for boys yet so don't even go there! xx

Aw, that's lovely! How is she doing? Jenny smiles at the boys too! xx

 

[Ozzieshunni]

Alex smiles at the girls I think I may have a wee charmer on my hands!

 

[whit.]

To my FIL, her names Sophia, not fucking Sophie, if i'd wanted to name her Sophie I wouldve!
To my aunt, she doesnt need water shes happy with my breastmilk and wont become morbidly obese just because I give her milk when she wants it.
To OH, please can you learn to change the nappy bin, its been 5 whole months and you're a relatively intelligent person, its not that difficult!
To my MIL, please just even pretend to be interested for the sake of your sons feelings!
Thats all for now, that was therapeutic!

EVERYONE CALLS PHIA SOPHIE!!!!

drives me insane!!!

 

[mummy2lola]

I JUST WANT FIVE MINS TO MYSELF....five mins that aren't spent on the toilet.

Dh-I've got another infection in my wound,i feel exhausted,my temperature is back and then u ask me what the matter is when I tut coz Lola needs picking up and ur just sitting there on the computer?

Dh again-but thank you for making an amazing dinner tho xx

 

[MizzDeeDee]

Yeah mil, thanks for helping with the double bed I brought you back from the friends you bought it off of, yup, my c section is now agony. Cheers.

Does your c-section still hurt? Mine is numb.

Mine is numb too. Feels weird to touch it, like it's not really my body. LOL

When I do too much sometimes it aches though.

Yup...also when I'm on my period or when its about to rain. lol...yea

I do get a weird throbbing during my period too... of course, I have to get up and pee during the night... it's a little obnoxious and I don't get why. It literally wakes me up every night.

 

[Spunky]

I JUST WANT FIVE MINS TO MYSELF....five mins that aren't spent on the toilet.

I second this! James please amuse yourself for 5 minutes. I know you already have amused yourself for 10 minutes, but I was on the phone with the bank and that really doesn't count as downtime! Nor does going to the bathroom!

 

[divadexie]

Dog- stop stealing my seat damnit! I don't even have to actually get up, I lean forward to look at something on the laptop and you've curled up behind me. Get off! Lol

MIL- no, I am not being cruel nor am I shouting at her when you tell me she has not eaten much all day but had bread and water throughout, and I tell her she will be having a jar when she gets home no matter how much she may fuss as I am exhausted and not getting up with her at 4 am.
Nor am I cruel for making her lie back in her bed when she wakes me at 4:30 and at 5 min intervals cries because she wants to get up- you may get her up at 6 when she wakes but I am not letting her get up that early I have a ton of other stuff to do that I cant when I am exhausted.
She doesn't need to come out the buggy whenever we come to the shop. Hence I have started telling her ''no you are not getting out'' when we arrive and she pulls on the bumper bar on the buggy.

Mum- ohh there's a surprise you are busy working on your days off when I mention I need a baby sitter and its for LO not DS

OH- tidy something!

Me- stop being such a pathetic light sleeper and stop being so tired.

Money- stop getting spent on crap

 

[Spunky]

To BiL and SiL -
Thank you so much for agreeing to cosign a mortgage for us. Yes we can afford it, we just need your names. We did not know that they would need this much information and lose everything we send in. You said 2 weeks ago that even though you're frustrated you know it's worse for us. We have thanked you everyday for all the paperwork you've had to send in and resend in, we didn't know how horrible this process would be. I have apologized repeatedly. I feel terrible. But calling me sobbing today just makes things harder on me. It hurts to know that you are frustrated and I feel like we might be hurting the fantastic relationship we've always had. I wish my husband hadn't thought we should mmove. I wish he wouldn't have asked you to cosign for us. I wish that you didin't have to "salvage what's left of your evening" after doing paperwork for us. Telling me that you're done and not talking to the bank anymore and sorry if we lose the loan and house after 50 days of harrassment from the bank will not really fix anything, just would make this whole thing pointless and a waste on all of us. We're doing all the same paperwork, trying to be the go between for you and have a 4 month old and you have no children. I'm sorry. I wish we'd never thought to move...

 

[MizzDeeDee]

To BiL and SiL -
Thank you so much for agreeing to cosign a mortgage for us. Yes we can afford it, we just need your names. We did not know that they would need this much information and lose everything we send in. You said 2 weeks ago that even though you're frustrated you know it's worse for us. We have thanked you everyday for all the paperwork you've had to send in and resend in, we didn't know how horrible this process would be. I have apologized repeatedly. I feel terrible. But calling me sobbing today just makes things harder on me. It hurts to know that you are frustrated and I feel like we might be hurting the fantastic relationship we've always had. I wish my husband hadn't thought we should mmove. I wish he wouldn't have asked you to cosign for us. I wish that you didin't have to "salvage what's left of your evening" after doing paperwork for us. Telling me that you're done and not talking to the bank anymore and sorry if we lose the loan and house after 50 days of harrassment from the bank will not really fix anything, just would make this whole thing pointless and a waste on all of us. We're doing all the same paperwork, trying to be the go between for you and have a 4 month old and you have no children. I'm sorry. I wish we'd never thought to move...

 

[lisaf]

Spunky

excitedgal & whit. - I have trouble keeping it straight in my head between Sohpia and Sophie I am always afraid I'm saying the wrong one.

 

[Eliza_V]

Sod of Wonder Week 12!! I miss my sleep.. How is it you're making her refuse sleep?? And making her refuse to feed is just cruel.. Both for her and me (not to mention my supply). This had better be over before DH goes away with work next week!

 

[excitedgal]

To my FIL, her names Sophia, not fucking Sophie, if i'd wanted to name her Sophie I wouldve!
To my aunt, she doesnt need water shes happy with my breastmilk and wont become morbidly obese just because I give her milk when she wants it.
To OH, please can you learn to change the nappy bin, its been 5 whole months and you're a relatively intelligent person, its not that difficult!
To my MIL, please just even pretend to be interested for the sake of your sons feelings!
Thats all for now, that was therapeutic!

EVERYONE CALLS PHIA SOPHIE!!!!

drives me insane!!!

Its so irritating isnt it? My dad has started doing it too, i just want to scream when they call her Sophie, aaaagh it is a completely different name! And breathe!! xx

 

[BabyBoo36]

To Little Pud - thank you for being so good at Water Babies today - mummy was very proud of you. You looked like a little cheshire cat grinning away when the instructor swam you round the pool to show everyone else what to do. Although it didn't escape mummy's attention that you kept trying to eye up Ethan next to us. You're WAY to young for boys yet so don't even go there! xx

Aw, that's lovely! How is she doing? Jenny smiles at the boys too! xx

She's doing really well thanks. I was a bit nervous that she might hate Water Babies - we couldn't bath her regularly until she'd had her op, so we've been bathing her every other day since to get her used to water. She LOVED it - although I think the fact the instructors male, and she's one of only 2 girlies in a group of 8 helped!! He used her for a demonstration and she went round with him like a seasoned pro -all kicking legs and smiles - I nearly melted! Have now found the times for my local pool with baby pool, so hubby can take her, as he's gutted he missed it x

 

[k4th]

To MIL -

I hope you thoroughly enjoyed your hissy fit about Christmas. I hope you're happy you reduced me to tears. I hope you like the fact that me & oh don't get any if our first Christmas with lo to ourselves. This is not YOUR Christmas and if you say that once mire I'm going to snap.

Do not think that hissy fits get you what you want. Oh has lost a lot of respect for you over this & I will not easily forget the hurtful things you have said. I will pick my battles with you carefully but do not think I am a pushover because if this. I am not. & I've just about had it with you.