Things I cannot say out loud....

[cowboys angel]

Dear daughter. Go the f*ck to sleep!

https://www.nerve.com/news/books/listen-samuel-l-jackson-narrates-go-the-fuck-to-sleep


This is a book called.... Go the f*ck to sleep... and this website has it narrated by Samuel Jackson....


Enjoy

"I know you're not thirsty, that's bullshit"



Love it

 

[steph.4192]

I know these may sound stupid but it really is getting to me lol

To MIL, Stop telling me to give my LO juice, he is 5 months and the packaging says 6 months and i dont want to give it to him anyway so stop telling me i should.

Stop telling me i need to buy things eg new lounge a computer desk etc...
We have everything we need and im not buying a porta cot for your house if you want to have him you buy it, you earn more money than we do...

Stop telling me that i have to keep my house spotless... Its really hard when your grandson loves attention. I dont have 3 Kids aged 16, 15 and 12 who i can MAKE clean my house like you do, even if i did i would just ask them to tidy up a bit not do everything and then skitz it when they they do it but its not the way you like or not good enough.

Stop telling me i should have dinner all cooked and ready for when OH gets home from work, we dont have time to go grocery shopping, i would like to but we dont and even if we did, i still wouldnt, cause half the time he doesnt WANT dinner when he gets home and its ALOT easier cooking when he is here to help look after LO.(not that he does much anyway)

Stop telling me how i should do everything and live my life, you may be a part of my life now, but its my life not yours.

Also stop calling Declan, doodle, that is not his name, stop calling him a shithead, stop swearing infront of him(he may only be 5 months, but i dont want his first word to be f*** or even worse c***) and stop thinking you are him mother.

To OH,
I wish you could help out alot more and not complain when i ask you if you can feed OUR son, especially when im trying to cook dinner, yes you may be 'busy' playing you xbox, or playing on your phone, but surely Declan is more important that either of those things.

It would be nice if you helped me out without complaining at me, Yes you may be tired after work, but you dont get up 1000 times a night trying to get Declan to get back to sleep and you dont have to get up to wake someone up for work every morning.
And after you dont help me when i ask, you then ask me to do something for you and i HAVE to do it or im lazy.... GRRRRR

It would also be nice if you would ACTUALLY get up when you set your alarm for not an hour later and then ignore me everytime i try and wake you up.


Arghhh, i feel i still have more in me, but i cant think.
But i feel alot better now. lol

 

[SammieGrace]

i am here pre-emptively....lo slept all day long, and now i can only imagine what tonight will bring!

 

[sherlock]

And after you dont help me when i ask, you then ask me to do something for you and i HAVE to do it or im lazy.... GRRRRR

Exactly this. Drives me mad.

 

[Natsku]

Maria: 4am is not playtime! Whats wrong with you?? You haven't wanted to play in the middle of the night in nearly two months, why start again now????

 

[Lettuce]

DH, do you fancy packing your own clothes you lazy git? If I do it, I promise to bring boxers that don't fit.
Now get up! You promised our Hoover before the hv arrives and the house badly needs it! For the love of od, you were the one who woke me as you came o bed and said "let's get up early and blitz the place before she comes and we go away!" get up, get up get up. Fuckinglazytwatasspigshitbrainlessfatstupidselfishdickheadarseholeknobheadbellenddobber useless excuse for a husband/father.

 

[BabyBoo36]

DH, do you fancy packing your own clothes you lazy git? If I do it, I promise to bring boxers that don't fit.
Now get up! You promised our Hoover before the hv arrives and the house badly needs it! For the love of od, you were the one who woke me as you came o bed and said "let's get up early and blitz the place before she comes and we go away!" get up, get up get up. Fuckinglazytwatasspigshitbrainlessfatstupidselfishdickheadarseholeknobheadbellenddobber useless excuse for a husband/father.

Sorry Lettuce, but that bit made me spit my tea out! It reminded me of the Angry Kid video where he tells his Dad he has Tourette's.

On the nice side, I hope you have a nice time away xx

 

[Ozzieshunni]

Me: Stop crying at every baby commercial and lullaby!!!!!!!! Damn that Pampers one for newborn tetnus! Gets me welling up every time!

 

[BrokenfoREVer]

FOB: If I say I don't want you to buy something it means I DON'T WANT YOU TO BUY IT! I've already bought it for myself thank you.

Also...after telling me that you want all your son's clothes & his cot & his bath & everything back just to be spiteful do you really think I'm going to take money from you for his mattress & his christmas prezzie? No thanks, I paid for it myself & as such its mine & you have no hold over it.

You go on & on about me taking away your parental right...the idea of being a parent is to give to your children...not steal clothes from their backs cos your pissed off with me.

Grow UP!

 

[cerrie311]

Dear daughter. Go the f*ck to sleep!

https://www.nerve.com/news/books/listen-samuel-l-jackson-narrates-go-the-fuck-to-sleep


This is a book called.... Go the f*ck to sleep... and this website has it narrated by Samuel Jackson....


Enjoy

that it is so funny!

 

[cerrie311]

FOB: If I say I don't want you to buy something it means I DON'T WANT YOU TO BUY IT! I've already bought it for myself thank you.

Also...after telling me that you want all your son's clothes & his cot & his bath & everything back just to be spiteful do you really think I'm going to take money from you for his mattress & his christmas prezzie? No thanks, I paid for it myself & as such its mine & you have no hold over it.

You go on & on about me taking away your parental right...the idea of being a parent is to give to your children...not steal clothes from their backs cos your pissed off with me.

Grow UP!

Aww hun I hope things work out for you! You are still prego and already fighting like this. Maybe he will step up when bubs is born

 

[keeks1987]

Ethan

Right now, looking at you makes my heart sing. But, I really miss my old life and I still don't feel like you're mine. I keep waiting for your real mom to come and get you.

 

[Ozzieshunni]

Ethan

Right now, looking at you makes my heart sing. But, I really miss my old life and I still don't feel like you're mine. I keep waiting for your real mom to come and get you.

It's so surreal sometimes. I hope you're ok.

 

[keeks1987]

Ethan

Right now, looking at you makes my heart sing. But, I really miss my old life and I still don't feel like you're mine. I keep waiting for your real mom to come and get you.

It's so surreal sometimes. I hope you're ok.

Thank you. I've never felt like he's mine. I love him, I just can't get my head around it. I guess it's still early days

 

[Ozzieshunni]

DH's friend: I will be nice to your wife tomorrow for your sake, but if she dares mention anything about how I should be parenting, I will rip her a new one. No offense or anything.

 

[Lettuce]

Ethan

Right now, looking at you makes my heart sing. But, I really miss my old life and I still don't feel like you're mine. I keep waiting for your real mom to come and get you.

It's so surreal sometimes. I hope you're ok.

Thank you. I've never felt like he's mine. I love him, I just can't get my head around it. I guess it's still early days

don't worry Hun, it'll come! just wait til he stretches out for you for the first time... I felt like this for a couple of months! you're doing great. Xx

 

[Lettuce]

DH: I can't help but notice youve still not packed....

 

[fi79]

Dear OH - I know I above said thank-you and told you know much I appreciate you but I really don't think you will ever know how much I mean it. You have really stepped up. I know we're only on day 14 but you've been amazing. You're fantastic with Sophie and I love how involved you are. You mean the world to me. And thanks for putting up with me being an emotional wreck!

To Sophie - I love you and I'm doing my best. I hope I can figure out more easily what you need soon.

 

[Lettuce]

Still not sodding packed! Now he'll want to do it when she's asleep! In the same room. Rage.

 

[Eliza_V]

DH: Sorry I gave you my cold.. I know it was kind of inevitable, but I'm sorry anyway. But please don't try and play up that you're tired/suffering.. This morning, after we'd both had about 3 hours sleep and it was only the first day of your cold and I've had it for days, there was no need to say "if you feel as bad as I do, then I really feel for you.." Then to come home from work and say "Oh I really need some Lemsip, that's the only reason I've been surviving today.." despite the fact I've asked you not to rub it in my face as I can't take anything as I'm BFing I don't want to have a go too much as I know you feel rotten (and now you appear to have the runs.. Please don't wake LO up..) but please remember that I can't take anything (other than paracetamol which doesn't even touch the sides) and I've had a screaming baby on me all day. But thank you for getting the expressed milk out of the freezer this morning - maaaan did I need it! But I do want to go to bed ASAP.. But I'm sure you'll find another reason to stay up even later even though we both desperately need the sleep

LO: I know you're teething, but why are you so grumpy?? You only slept for 3 hours last night (3am - 6am) and have been screaming at me most of the day, and refusing to nap! You weren't even napping on me like you did before. You were constantly asking for boob, but as soon as it was in your mouth you would scream and start hitting it! The dummy wouldn't suffice, the teething gel didn't last long, and when you did actually stay on the boob you'd nurse for a minimum of an hour at a time.. Then be asking for more half an hour later and the cycle begins again! I'm shattered and feel like I have NO milk left!! But pleeaasse don't catch my cold.. And please sleep tonight.