Things I cannot say out loud....

[BrokenfoREVer]

Mum...every single thing my LO owns except his pram, his high chair & his baby rocker is in my room. Even those other things are in the shed. So please...stop going on about how messy my room is. If you weren't so f***ing anal about the house, some things would be downstairs where they belong, y'know like the microwave steriliser...that needs the microwave...which is in the kitchen not my room.

I am not getting a single bed. I can't sleep now & I'd get absolutly no sleep in a single bed. What do you want me to do? I a barely have room from my own stuff. I'm trying to keep it tidy, but I do live in it y'know.

& another thing...your room is the length of the freaking house & its filled with 5 wardrobes, 4 chests of drawers, a 7ft shelving unit full of clothes & 2 ottomans filled with shoes & bed sheets...oh & underbed storage as well. I don't want your room, but it would be nice if you'd let me store some things in it....like YOUR clothes that are under MY bed.

Gah... I don't even know where I'm going with this rant...just been to put some clothes in the bottom of MY wardrobe thats full of her f***ing clothes & it really makes me angry. I can't take anything else out of my room. I need those things to live!

 

[cowboys angel]

So take her things and put them in her room and tell her that you running out of room and everything you have in your room needs to be there, so you made space to be able to keep everything in your room like she wants, she's just gotta take her stuff and put it down and walk away. Don't stand around so she can start a fight.

 

[BrokenfoREVer]

There is nowhere in her room for this stuff! Literally, everything is full of clothes & shoes. & god forbid you mention her getting rid of some stuff.

Besides...it'd probably get snuck back in my room when I'm not there anyway.

 

[kaths101]

Mum we cant take Jack swimming not because I lied and said he cant go until hes had all his jabs but because I will feel like a beached whale - please stop asking me to go swimming until Ive lost some weight - thank you

 

[StarlitHome]

There is nowhere in her room for this stuff! Literally, everything is full of clothes & shoes. & god forbid you mention her getting rid of some stuff.

Besides...it'd probably get snuck back in my room when I'm not there anyway.

sounds like your mum has a hoarding issue!

 

[MizzDeeDee]

OH family:

You're all a bunch of morons... seriously. When someone, like OH's Uncle, which he has known his whole life, is in the hospital you call all members of the family. You don't tell everyone but OH.

You then don't OH SIL- post it on Facebook without the whole family knowing.You also don't get upset when I say "Scott sure would have liked to have known" and then allow your friend.. who isn't a member of the family try to attack me. You then shouldn't get angry at me when I tell you that your friend's attack on me pretty much called you out about talking shit about me behind my back. You then shouldn't lie to me and tell me that you have never talked about me behind my back when you went to my BFF, which I have known since I was 13, and tell her that my MIL doesn't like me. You're an idiot and a liar. Congrats.

You then shouldn't be surprised when you text me OH SIL and tell me that I can avoid the family if I want, that is my obligation- you meant prerogative I'm sure idiot... and I reply with " Okay. Sounds good to me!"

Did you really think I would feel bad for saying that my OH would like to know his Uncle was in the Hospital? Do you really think I will have anything to do with any of you now? Do you think I will let my daughter around you when you treat her father like such shit? Do you think OH even wants to look at any of you? Do you wonder why we don't feel welcome?

Do you really think that you could have just said," I didn't think about it..." or "Sorry"....instead of telling me I had done something wrong by telling you Scott would have wanted to know? Are you all brain damaged?

Worse.Family.Ever.

 

[Natsku]

Maria: Go to sleep. I mean it. If you don't go to sleep you're going to the space under the stairs with the spiders

 

[BrokenfoREVer]

There is nowhere in her room for this stuff! Literally, everything is full of clothes & shoes. & god forbid you mention her getting rid of some stuff.

Besides...it'd probably get snuck back in my room when I'm not there anyway.

sounds like your mum has a hoarding issue!

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Its perfectly normal to still have clothes from the 80s that don't even fit anymore(!)

 

[MizzDeeDee]

There is nowhere in her room for this stuff! Literally, everything is full of clothes & shoes. & god forbid you mention her getting rid of some stuff.

Besides...it'd probably get snuck back in my room when I'm not there anyway.

sounds like your mum has a hoarding issue!

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Its perfectly normal to still have clothes from the 80s that don't even fit anymore(!)

I still got clothes.. and SHOES from the 90's....

 

[lisaf]

There is nowhere in her room for this stuff! Literally, everything is full of clothes & shoes. & god forbid you mention her getting rid of some stuff.

Besides...it'd probably get snuck back in my room when I'm not there anyway.

sounds like your mum has a hoarding issue!

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Its perfectly normal to still have clothes from the 80s that don't even fit anymore(!)

Could you talk her into selling stuff with the incentive that she could buy some new stuff with the money? (she wouldn't be able to buy nearly as much with the money as she'd have go sell off)

 

[BrokenfoREVer]

There is nowhere in her room for this stuff! Literally, everything is full of clothes & shoes. & god forbid you mention her getting rid of some stuff.

Besides...it'd probably get snuck back in my room when I'm not there anyway.

sounds like your mum has a hoarding issue!

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Its perfectly normal to still have clothes from the 80s that don't even fit anymore(!)

I still got clothes.. and SHOES from the 90's....

Ahh...sorry I didn't mean to come across as rude. Its just that she's my mom & her stuff affects me

 

[MizzDeeDee]

There is nowhere in her room for this stuff! Literally, everything is full of clothes & shoes. & god forbid you mention her getting rid of some stuff.

Besides...it'd probably get snuck back in my room when I'm not there anyway.

sounds like your mum has a hoarding issue!

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Its perfectly normal to still have clothes from the 80s that don't even fit anymore(!)

I still got clothes.. and SHOES from the 90's....

Ahh...sorry I didn't mean to come across as rude. Its just that she's my mom & her stuff affects me

Oh.. I don't think you were being rude. I SHOULDN'T be holding on to that crap either...but I love me some shoes and clothes... I'll probably never fit in those clothes again though.

 

[BrokenfoREVer]

There is nowhere in her room for this stuff! Literally, everything is full of clothes & shoes. & god forbid you mention her getting rid of some stuff.

Besides...it'd probably get snuck back in my room when I'm not there anyway.

sounds like your mum has a hoarding issue!

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Its perfectly normal to still have clothes from the 80s that don't even fit anymore(!)

Could you talk her into selling stuff with the incentive that she could buy some new stuff with the money? (she wouldn't be able to buy nearly as much with the money as she'd have go sell off)

Nope, she won't entertain the idea. She NEEDS all these clothes...she's worn them all at least once in the last 10 yrs!

She listens to me try for about 10 mins then goes 'its my house & I'll have what I like in it' I can't argue with that really.

 

[lisaf]

true, but if she is going to have you in her house, she has to either give you adequate room for your belongings or shut up about the state of your room

 

[lisaf]

could you sneak it out bit by bit... then play dumb if she notices stuff missing?

 

[BrokenfoREVer]

Well....managed to get the room looking something like. I have a corner & LO has the rest of the room lol. Let her say something now....

 

[Natsku]

I still have clothes from the 70s...I wasn't even born then, I just stole my mum's clothes my favourite hat is from then

 

[MizzDeeDee]

I still have clothes from the 70s...I wasn't even born then, I just stole my mum's clothes my favourite hat is from then

Is it a pimp hat with a feather in it??? Please say yes.

 

[BrokenfoREVer]

Okay rant 2....FOB when I speak to my friends I don't expect to find out you've been bullying them & threatening them that they won't see 'your son' without you being there.

1...he is my son, you are his sperm donor.
2...my friends will see him when they like, you have no say or imput & you will not be there to lord it up like super dad.
3...when you stop asking to introduce my son to an ex heroin addict & people who currently take drugs/drink every night & waste their lives I might listen to what you want.
4...why the hell would I want your friend I've never met to bring his kids I've never met & you've never met to meet LO?
5...I don't care if your all down to your last effing penny. You can all sit in a coffee shop & look at the damn coffee. I WILL NOT take LO to a house he & I don't know to make it easier for your friends.
6...Just in case you weren't clear. You. Will. Not. Be. There. When. My. Friends. Meet. LO. But yes I will be there when your friends meet him...why...because I am his mother & he needs me to provide his milk. Deal with it.

 

[BrokenfoREVer]

I still have clothes from the 70s...I wasn't even born then, I just stole my mum's clothes my favourite hat is from then

Is it a pimp hat with a feather in it??? Please say yes.

I agree. If isn't a pimp hat...you need to make it into one!