Things I cannot say out loud....

[Ilikecake]

Dear OH, why are you such a dick sometimes. You're meant to be at work and it flashes up that you're on FB, so I send you a jokey message about you should be working. You don't reply so I text you saying "Oi you, how rude ignoring me " and then you get all defensive saying you're not on FB and that you don't get why i'm calling you a liar.
Being as all i've said is that you were signed on FB, I don't get how I was calling you a liar. Defensive much?!
Twunt.

 

[Emmy1987]

I want another baby too! We can't afford it (unless it's another girl lol) and I just don't have the energy to conceive one.

But I want another one

 

[missVN]

Dear OH- You've done so well today, topped my day off just perfectly.
It was so nice that after finishing work at 9pm and walking home, I didn't have to wash a mountain of pots, put some clothes on to dry so we all have something to wear tomorrow, pick up the trail of dirty clothes and wet towels you leave behind or have to wash and pre-make Ryan's bottles. It's ok that you were too tired to make tea- I had breakfast and managed to find time to eat a banana and half a bread roll while running around like a crazy lady at work.

By the way- I'm being sarcastic I've had to do all of the above and now I've got to have a shower, eat and get Ryan's things ready so I can get both of us out of the house by 7.40am in the morning

I would love to be able to come home from work and just park my bum on the sofa. Even when I'm on a late and you have to pick Ryan up, you come home to have a shower before going for him. The childminder gives him his tea and you rarely bath him so you have him for an hour and then put him to bed

Don't turn round and tell me you're tired, yes you work hard but I get up at the same time as you and see to Ryan inbetween working and doing all the housework. Things have got to change, I'm tired and fed up and theres no way I can carry on doing all this and go back to work full time

 

[Lettuce]

Mil, still waiting on my thank you for organising your party on Saturday.... No txt, no phone call. Your "speech" sucked btw. "thanks to family and friends" that's it?! I know you don't o things for the thanks but you could have said a little more, it was DHs party too, he didn't get to say anything. You're an ungrateful bitch.
Oh yeah, both you and SIL. I've ran about getting that vax for you, and only now, after I got off cousins friend, at 9:30 do I get a txt saying you washed the carpets 2days ago and don't need it!!!! Yeah, thanks, thAt information would have been a lot more useful to me YESTERDAY!
You think I'm coming round for dinner tomorrow? Nah, sadly mistaken... Raging.

 

[chichestermum]

Headcold - BE GONE! Kthanxbye. And do not, do not attack my MollyBoo!!

DH's family - ahead of time, I ask: please don't make me feel like a child who doesn't know how to be a parent tomorrow at Thanksgiving dinner. I refer particularly to Aunty L. You have never had children so please don't make comments on our parenting choices with that condescending tone...

Self - you are a great mother and you and DH are making the right parenting choices for your family. You're breast-feeding on demand because that is what is recommended for the best development according to your research. You have an amber necklace on Boo to help with teething pain and it is perfectly safe. You cloth diaper because it will cost less in the long run and you don't have to worry about weird chemicals in the diapers. You babywear/carry Boo because it is what works for you.
Try not to get defensive straight off tomorrow. Also

just use the line 'This works for us so that is all that matters' to anybody getting funny hun.
Or you can always give them something to really question and moan about that isnt true!
Letting the neighbours 7 yr old kids babysit your LO at the park or something like that, that would really get them questioning you, but you would know its all based on a lie lol!

Good luck for tomoz! if it gets really bad just know that were all here waiting on this thread for you to vent too xxxxxxxx

 

[StarlitHome]

Good luck for tomoz! if it gets really bad just know that were all here waiting on this thread for you to vent too xxxxxxxx

This thread is a Godsend, knowing it's here helps a LOT. If my DH knew about it, he'd think so too as it saves him having to hear me vent about his family

I'm hoping tomorrow won't be too bad, his family is really very nice and well-meaning. I'm a bit of a mama-bear though

 

[BrokenfoREVer]

Its my due date & I'm having contractions!!! Please be planning on showing up tonight little man

 

[Lettuce]

Ohhhh how exciting!!! keep us posted!! Good luck. xx

 

[MizzDeeDee]

OOOHHHHHH.. good luck and let us know!

 

[StarlitHome]

Fingers crossed that this is it for you and you meet your little man today!!

 

[alicemummy]

To my best friend: I know my little girl is beautiful- she is not sexy, or gorgeous, or a "total babe". So PLEASE stop calling her that! I don't know how many times I have to tell you!!!

MIL: We hate each other. You make my life hell, go and jump off a very high cliff. LO cries when she sees you because, guess what- you scare her!!!

People who stare at me when I park in disabled parking spaces: YES I HAVE A FRICKING DISABILITY!!! Do i look like some inconsiderate spotty youth? So don't sit there giving me evils when your not in a wheelchair either- if you were I would offer you a hand!!! I am a nice person you know! Not all disabilities are immediately obvious!

To strangers who keep insisting on staring at my daughter in her pram!!!: PLEASE STOP IT!!! Yes I treat you suspiciously- i don't know who you are do i?!?

To my aupair: NO THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH ASDA NAPPIES! I refuse to spend more when I will be getting the same quality- I use ASDAs, so stop bloody buying pampers when I'm trusting you to do the shop!! AND NO- your boyfriend the dirty looking scuzzy rocker cannot help you babysit while I go out tonight- you see him in your own time! You know I don't mind you having him here for the night, but not while i'm not around! Your police checked, he isn't!

To people who insist on me uploading pictures of LO online: I WONT DO IT!! Yes there are plenty of cute pictures of her people would love to see, but the people I would like to see them- see her in real life!!! I don't care how secure Facebook is, there are weirdos out there- and lots of you leave your computers on with Facebook signed in at home and work- i don't know who accesses your computer when i'm not there do i!!

To my EX: Yes I buy a lot of Analise clothes second hand, I refuse to pay £16 for a pack of sleepsuits she will outgrow in 2 months, when I can get them for less than half that second hand. I don't dress her in dirty dregs, I buy decent stuff!! So stop complaining. You have barely spent a penny on her.
Oh and that pushchair you casually throw into the car?!! It cost me £800. So sorry if i get a little pissy about it! Sort your life out- you £15k in debt and your just digging yourself into a bigger hole renting a house you cannot afford. I know were not together any more, but funnily enough- we were in love for 13 years, I do still care. Your the father of my baby girl.

That is all, for now.

 

[MizzDeeDee]

To my best friend: I know my little girl is beautiful- she is not sexy, or gorgeous, or a "total babe". So PLEASE stop calling her that! I don't know how many times I have to tell you!!!

MIL: We hate each other. You make my life hell, go and jump off a very high cliff. LO cries when she sees you because, guess what- you scare her!!!

People who stare at me when I park in disabled parking spaces: YES I HAVE A FRICKING DISABILITY!!! Do i look like some inconsiderate spotty youth? So don't sit there giving me evils when your not in a wheelchair either- if you were I would offer you a hand!!! I am a nice person you know! Not all disabilities are immediately obvious!

To strangers who keep insisting on staring at my daughter in her pram!!!: PLEASE STOP IT!!! Yes I treat you suspiciously- i don't know who you are do i?!?

To my aupair: NO THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH ASDA NAPPIES! I refuse to spend more when I will be getting the same quality- I use ASDAs, so stop bloody buying pampers when I'm trusting you to do the shop!! AND NO- your boyfriend the dirty looking scuzzy rocker cannot help you babysit while I go out tonight- you see him in your own time! You know I don't mind you having him here for the night, but not while i'm not around! Your police checked, he isn't!

To people who insist on me uploading pictures of LO online: I WONT DO IT!! Yes there are plenty of cute pictures of her people would love to see, but the people I would like to see them- see her in real life!!! I don't care how secure Facebook is, there are weirdos out there- and lots of you leave your computers on with Facebook signed in at home and work- i don't know who accesses your computer when i'm not there do i!!

To my EX: Yes I buy a lot of Analise clothes second hand, I refuse to pay £16 for a pack of sleepsuits she will outgrow in 2 months, when I can get them for less than half that second hand. I don't dress her in dirty dregs, I buy decent stuff!! So stop complaining. You have barely spent a penny on her.
Oh and that pushchair you casually throw into the car?!! It cost me £800. So sorry if i get a little pissy about it! Sort your life out- you £15k in debt and your just digging yourself into a bigger hole renting a house you cannot afford. I know were not together any more, but funnily enough- we were in love for 13 years, I do still care. Your the father of my baby girl.

That is all, for now.

I have disabilities too.. and I HATE HATE HATE how people just assume that because you LOOK normal that there must be nothing wrong with you...

 

[alicemummy]

To my best friend: I know my little girl is beautiful- she is not sexy, or gorgeous, or a "total babe". So PLEASE stop calling her that! I don't know how many times I have to tell you!!!

MIL: We hate each other. You make my life hell, go and jump off a very high cliff. LO cries when she sees you because, guess what- you scare her!!!

People who stare at me when I park in disabled parking spaces: YES I HAVE A FRICKING DISABILITY!!! Do i look like some inconsiderate spotty youth? So don't sit there giving me evils when your not in a wheelchair either- if you were I would offer you a hand!!! I am a nice person you know! Not all disabilities are immediately obvious!

To strangers who keep insisting on staring at my daughter in her pram!!!: PLEASE STOP IT!!! Yes I treat you suspiciously- i don't know who you are do i?!?

To my aupair: NO THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH ASDA NAPPIES! I refuse to spend more when I will be getting the same quality- I use ASDAs, so stop bloody buying pampers when I'm trusting you to do the shop!! AND NO- your boyfriend the dirty looking scuzzy rocker cannot help you babysit while I go out tonight- you see him in your own time! You know I don't mind you having him here for the night, but not while i'm not around! Your police checked, he isn't!

To people who insist on me uploading pictures of LO online: I WONT DO IT!! Yes there are plenty of cute pictures of her people would love to see, but the people I would like to see them- see her in real life!!! I don't care how secure Facebook is, there are weirdos out there- and lots of you leave your computers on with Facebook signed in at home and work- i don't know who accesses your computer when i'm not there do i!!

To my EX: Yes I buy a lot of Analise clothes second hand, I refuse to pay £16 for a pack of sleepsuits she will outgrow in 2 months, when I can get them for less than half that second hand. I don't dress her in dirty dregs, I buy decent stuff!! So stop complaining. You have barely spent a penny on her.
Oh and that pushchair you casually throw into the car?!! It cost me £800. So sorry if i get a little pissy about it! Sort your life out- you £15k in debt and your just digging yourself into a bigger hole renting a house you cannot afford. I know were not together any more, but funnily enough- we were in love for 13 years, I do still care. Your the father of my baby girl.

That is all, for now.

I have disabilities too.. and I HATE HATE HATE how people just assume that because you LOOK normal that there must be nothing wrong with you...

Really annoys me hun! And it boils my blood when theres fiddling the system to get money they dont deserve! x

 

[britishsaffy]

DH - I am almost 34 weeks pregnant and I am still working full time. I work 50 miles away from home so my days are 12 hours long and I am so fucking tired I can't even eat when I get home. You know I spend my days off cleaning and organizing and I ask yout o do very little because I like it done myself.....HOWEVER, you know that when I leave home at 10.30 in the morning after having walked the dog, I wont be home until at least 10.30pm.....IT IS NOT COOL FOR YOU TO STAY LATE AT WORK AND LEAVE THE DOG AT HOME FOR 10 HOURS WHEN HE HAS NO WAY OF GOING OUT TO PEE!!!!!!!! How many times do I have to say it? It's fuckign cruel! If you want to work late - go home at lunch and let him out, yes, that's right, let him out! He's a dog, he has to pee and it's Florida, you can't pick up his water he needs it. You only work 10 minutes from the house but you would rather go to Hardee's to get a burger at lunch than go home like a responsible adult. I would do it, but since it takes me almost 2 hours to drive one way to or from work I fucking cant.
Do not then ignore me and act like I am being unreasonable when I call you on this bullshit! It is not the first time I have made this a known issue. You claim to love the dog, well FUCKING ACT LIKE IT!!!!!!!

 

[Eliza_V]

DH.. There is no point saying you'll do something if you wont fully do it. Although I appreciate you watching LO so I could go for my first girly evening out in months and months, you seemed for conveniently forget this was meant to. Be a night off ffor me.. So at 3amm when LO wakes for a feed, i've only been asleep for about an hour and a half, and clearly still feeling rotten after a few cocktails I find out THEN that you didnt defrost any milk and you expected me to feed her? Er, do you WANT a drunk baby? And what happened to my night off? And was it necessary for you to feed her next to me, saying things throughout, and then attempt to soothe her RIGHT next to me for an hour and moaning about it so I have to take over? THAT'S my night off? Why would you suggest I go out for a few drinks if I cant even sleep it off afterwards?? And she's still awake, and now I feel rotten. But you're only trying to settle her again 'cause I got upset with you. I don't think i'll bother going out again if it means i'll. Get no sleep and wont be able to function the next day, when it's not even due to a hangover!! Gah!

 

[BrokenfoREVer]

Still no baby ): Maybe today

 

[Natsku]

Fingers crossed for you!

To Maria: I am going to try again soon to put you down for your nap. Please don't scream. Please go to sleep.

 

[Miss Mitch]

SIL: Stop talking to me about your poxy wedding EVERYTIME I see you! Yes I know you're excited, but if that's the only conversation you can hold 90% of the time, don't talk to me!! I listen to every detail almost every day and you don't stop repeating yourself!! Oh, and STOP asking me what you and your OH can buy for the baby, you have done this since I was 4 weeks pregnant and i'm now almost 14 weeks, WHEN I KNOW WHAT WE WOULD LIKE I WILL MENTION IT!!!!! and breaaattthhheeee..............

 

[chichestermum]

Its my due date & I'm having contractions!!! Please be planning on showing up tonight little man

labour dust coming your way! lol!


come on lil man let your mummy welcome you into the world and dont tease her with on and off contractions! xxx

 

[Bartness]

OH~ I work 10 hour shifts, four days a week. I get up at 430 am four days out of the week and am running around nonstop until I litterly crash at about 10pm every night. Im exhausted, I dont want to cook dinner and clean up the mess. I would like to have 5 fracking minutes to myself to check my email, facebook and babyandbump. I appreciate it when you cook, but I dont appreciate the HUGE mess you create by using every dish and pan in the house and leaving it for me to clean. yes I know you take care of the mowing and snow shoveling, but newslfash: YOU HAVENT HAD TO MOW THE LAWN IN 2 MONTHS, AND IT HASNT STARTED SNOWING YET!

I would like to sleep past 630 one of these mornings too, so woudl you PLEASE get your lazy ass out of bed before 1pm??? PLEASE!

YOu asked me why Im working today (thanksgiving) and the answer is simple. It will be a slow day at work due to the holiday. I get to bring my laptop in and movies to watch, I get to have *GASP* some alone time. Its rather sad I have to go to work to accomplish this.