Things I cannot say out loud....

[Lettuce]

*runs to kitchen and hugs her washing machine and pulley*

That is indeed very very rude Starlit.

Dear DH, I know you want me to travel through to Edinburgh to help your sister move into her flat,but tbh, icant be assed, it'd be a huge huge hassle with Jen, I have my first pp period, I'm tired and I have a plan for mum to come help me box up our flats so the heating can go in.
Or I may just sit and eat cake either way, see all those things you promised you'd do? Like get up and take Jennifer? Let me have a lie in, make breakfast? Sort out finances and the heating engineers? Hoover? If I came with you?
Newsflash jackass, you should be doing these things anyway!! They are not extras! They're things a decent husband/father does.

 

[StarlitHome]

*runs to kitchen and hugs her washing machine and pulley*

That is indeed very very rude Starlit.

Some day we will have our own machines... I have no idea when though.

 

[Supermaiden]

Dear Oh, why are you treating me like this? I try to help yet all I get back is a load of crap. Youre doing nothing that needs doing, Im only trying to get you to do it! Im not on your back since you walk through the door. I know youre busy but things still need sorting out! You are changing and I dont like the person you are changing into. I know weve never had an argument but I can tell you, a massive one is brewing and its going to erupt if things dont change. But it will just go in one ear and out the other like usual wont it?

 

[Cupkake.Luver]

Dear wrist,

Are you serious? Whats up with the pain lately?

 

[MissFox]

Dh wtf?! Rosie is up all might sick and I ask u to get up withher at 6:30 and at 7:15- right as I fall asleep- you bring her to me?? Then I cry from hardly sleeping for 2 days and you are ever so kind asbto give me another 30mins? Seriously?? I'm supposed to make food for our big family Thanksgiving dinner today on no sleep while you sleep in??? Fucking awesome.

 

[tokyo_c]

To OH: No, I'm not angry with you for sneezing and waking up LO at 5.56am. That's unavoidable. I'm not even angry with you for falling asleep again before she did and snoring and stopping her from falling asleep again. But I am effed, absolutely effed if you think you are getting to go back to sleep, leaving me with the baby and your mother who I have been with non-stop for 3 days. And now you're sulking, ignoring all 3 of us and poking around on your phone? Very mature.

 

[Lauki]

Saying it here as when I say it out loud I'm too much of a boasting mummy (I understand why people boast about their babies now )..

Sophie can commando crawl! It's scary she's on the move already!

 

[Natsku]

Ooo clever Sophie, thats early!

 

[Eliza_V]

Well done Sophie!

DH, i'd much rather go out alone with LO and run errands than have to do it with your miserable face!!

 

[Lauki]

Why are husbands/partners always so grumpy when it comes to errands/food shopping. It has to be done eventually and I hate it when my hubby puts off the food shopping as long as possible! Can't we just do it in the weekend when there's more time than having to rush and do it at 4.30pm during the week because we must shop/cook and eat before 6pm?!

Lazy men!

 

[Eliza_V]

I know, right?? And stropping at me cause he got to have a leisurely shower etc this morning, but I wanted to get dressed and it took me over an hour cause it was all "oh can you just grab this/that/a nappy" etc.. Then I had to wash and sterilise all her stuff, do the dishwasher (he couldnt be bothered to stack one more plate and press "on") and we've had a blazing row cause i'm STILL not dressed and it's taken so long that LO needs feeding again. I give up,

 

[Lauki]

We dropped my sister off at the airport this morning and we drove past Tesco's! Soph was all packed in and sleeping, so we could've just gotten out and done the shopping! But no, now we have to do it tomorrow during the time she will probably needs a nap and she'll be all cranky and overtired at bedtime and I'll be the one dealing with it!
Grr!

 

[Eliza_V]

Raaagh! Seriously? Moron.

DH knows that to go to his stupid works christmas party, i'll need a dress. So.. Why keep putting off letting me shop for one? I cant try on stuff when alone with a screaming baby! It's in 6 days!!

I do wonder how he ever survived lived alone sometimes. He asks "where's the bits we bought from Boots yesterday?" I say "put away, what do you need?" he says "teething gel". I say "medicine cupboard." he walks into the kitchen, and I hear him rifling through what I can only assume is a discarded carrier bag so I shouted "MEDICINE CUPBOARD!" and then he found it. Seriously..

 

[Eliza_V]

Double post

 

[Ozzieshunni]

And then god invented online grocery shopping so women do not have to deal with stupid men

 

[Fergie]

And then god invented online grocery shopping so women do not have to deal with stupid men

So true

 

[Natsku]

And then god invented online grocery shopping so women do not have to deal with stupid men

I wish wish WISH they had that here

 

[Frooty]

To my mum, step dad, brothers - Please do not stick your fingers in my babies mouth i know he is teething but thats what the rings are for your fingers are dirty.

To OH - Why do you make so much effing noise in the kitchen when the baby is asleep don't be so heavy handed it's annoying cus its not u that has to settle him back to sleep!

AND. While lo is trying to sleep don't start rubbing his head it puts him off drinking his milk too when u do it.

MIL - Please mind your own business i do what i want in my home as long as it's not harming my baby wtf is it to u? Go away.

 

[Bartness]

Ok, so men. They are fab right?

Oh wanted to make up for being a lazy ass this last week (house is still a disaster, cleaning today YAY), so yesterday he went out and bought a new TV...now explain to me how this new TV benefits me and makes up for him beling lazy?

 

[Eliza_V]

Ok, so men. They are fab right?

Oh wanted to make up for being a lazy ass this last week (house is still a disaster, cleaning today YAY), so yesterday he went out and bought a new TV...now explain to me how this new TV benefits me and makes up for him beling lazy?

That sounds like something my DH would do

Once, a few years ago, he was meant to be dropping me off to the train station as I had a charity run to do. I think my car was broken at the time. Anyway, he refused to get out of bed, and I couldn't drive his to the station or anything as a) There was nowhere to parknearby and b) I wasn't even insured on his car. An hour or so later, he eventually surfaces (after me dragging him out of bed by his ankles, I believe). We get to the station so late that I miss the train, and the next one wouldn't get me there on time. I began to cry.

So, he offers to drive me. He does his usual of plonking the name of the place into the SatNav and refusing to check if it's right, as of course it's technology so it must be.. It takes me to a completely different part of London, and I miss the run! I'm in tears and absolutely fuming with him (especially as I was doing these runs to raise money for cancer charities as my Mum had only been diagnosed a few months before).

So he drives an hour or so back to our hometown, to an Argos, goes to the jewellery counter, and I think "Ok, so it's not exactly a Tiffany's, but maybe he's going to buy me a little something to say sorry?" NOPE. He buys himself a Tungsten ring - in front of me, asking my opinion on how it looks and everything - to "cheer himself up".

I was gobsmacked!

He also bought a whole new surround-sound system when LO was about a week old.