Things I cannot say out loud....

[BabyBoo36]

Fab news Nats!!

Fergie, I've turned off the DVD at the plug - she nearly did it an injury before pressing all the buttons - poor machine didn't know whether to pause, fast forward or eject!

 

[Ozzieshunni]

Lets just say I have an eclectic group of friends that I play an online game with.....ok, replace eclectic with horny men/boys.

Congrats Nats!

 

[Neko]

Freaky random fact: You can get a penis that's controlled by someone else on another computer.

https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v496/20EVOLUTION01/Funny%20Pics/PointlessWithout.jpg



Feeling vaguely sad and depressed over the whole Ciana thing.

 

[BabyBoo36]

Neko - I want them deeli-bopper things your LO has. I thought it in another thread, but it wasn't exactly appropriate to post it there!

PS Spell check has just tried to change deeli-bopper to teeny-bopper! Snigger!

 

[Neko]

I got them at the dollar store for St. Patrick's Day. I was amazingly shocked she kept them on her head.


In light of the recent occurrences, I thought it was best to actually have a pic of my baby for an avatar. So everyone can know I'm a real person.

 

[Fergie]

Well if anyone doesn't think i'm genuine i'll post a copy of Boo's birth certificate . Damn though then you'll find out my first name ...

 

[BrokenfoREVer]

Nats: congrats on the flat. It's the start of a new life for you & Maria!

Also.... Picked up my new house keys today!!!! New house for mummy & Joshua

 

[BabyBoo36]

I'm too bloody scared to post a pic of Pud as my avatar with all these weirdo's about. I am honestly a real person thou x

 

[Neko]

I'm too bloody scared to post a pic of Pud as my avatar with all these weirdo's about. I am honestly a real person thou x

I'll assume nobody else was sadistic enough to put a fake green pigtail headband on their LO on St. Patrick's Day. I'll know if somebody stole my pic.



Nat, Congrats on the flat since I know it's not one in your tire now.

 

[rainbowbaby2]

baby please be ok mummy cant lose you

 

[BrokenfoREVer]

rainbow. Hold tight little one

 

[Natsku]

Rainbow

Yay for new house Broken!!

 

[Lettuce]

Hang in there baby!

Ooohhhh yay! New house broken!

Oh babyboo, you are def real, no one could make up a SIL like that!

 

[BrokenfoREVer]

Thanks ladies. Can't wait to move in ^.^

 

[StarlitHome]

Aunt - if I say MissBoo is perfectly fine while eating whatever it is she is eating, then just shut up. I am her mother, I am watching her like a hawk, and you know nothing. Shut up.

 

[Fergie]

OH ...

I spent yesterday moaning about you not doing anything when you come home from work and yet last night you brought me a chippy , you fed, changed and put Boo to bed . And then to get up at 4:30am this morning to feed & change her and send me back to bed ... well .
I'm sure you've bugged this house .
I'm gonna be doing a recce round the house today while i'm hoovering just in case ...

 

[Eliza_V]

Rainbow

Wow Fergie, that's.. Mad lol!

I think I had a little (well, absolutely mortifying) embarrasing moment at pole fitness yesterday.. I think I peed a little during the strain when I was hanging upside-down by my thighs I'm so mortified! I'm not sure if anyone noticed, I've got a feeling (might be paranoia) that one or two did... No-one said anything though. To self: DO YOUR PELVIC FLOOR EXERCISES But I think it happened because I had my UTI come back AGAIN!!! Since I stopped BF last week I've been given the STRONG antibiotics this time (3rd different type!) so hopefully it will get rid of it and I can stop erm, leaking

I'm seriously mortified. Just glad I was wearing black shorts... Come on pole, hurry up so I can practice at home! Should've arrived yesterday but the they missed the collection, and then the ebay woman didn't reply in time to be collected the next day when I asked if she wanted it from home or work, so it wont get here 'til Tuesday now cause of Easter

 

[Lettuce]

Oh wow fergie, send him my way.
Oops vixiepoo, and sqqquuuuueeeezzzzeeeeeeee! I peed myself when I had my chest infection.

DH, as you are a lazy git, I just spent lots of pennies today. I bought stuff for Jen and a dress for me! Annnnd I paid for lunch for me and mum. So there.
And guess what? I had FUN!

 

[tanya]

Sil- the washing machine is under flynns room and is bloody loud, what made you think that 11:30 pm was the best time to do a wash?
Flynn- thank you for saying "mama" to me, I missed you today (he's been at grandmas 10-6) and even tho mil says you didn't miss me just you Savin your first word for when I went to collect you shows you did a bit. He defiantly meant me when he said it as fil was holding him and he reached out for me and said mama.
Mil- I know you said you had fed him the food I sent and that he had eaten well etc ad he hadnt had anything else but what I sent, if that's true how did he get chocolate in his vest? And thanks for taking him on the carousel, did you not think that as both his parents are theme park enthusiasts that we might want to take him on his first ride ourselves?
To me- *tmi* yes having the house to yourself and no baby is a very good time to have a little... Ehem... "me time" but maybe close the blind? Poor window cleaner.

 

[rainbowbaby2]

OH- Doctors said to keep stress free and rest..... making me do EVERYTHING is not helping then deciding to go back to bed leaving me to deal with a tantruming toddler...... im starting to think id be better on my own


So called Friends; it is MY facebook so I will not be dictated to about what I can and cant write on my wall!!!!!!