Things I cannot say out loud....

LO... Please stop pooing in the bath!! Those big logs are NOT fun to clean up..

Also, please stop crying when I do the name-ready-go *splash* thing - it's bad enough we haven't been able to go swimming for weeks due to unforeseeable circumstances, and the last time we went you were inconsolable, and now you're starting to breathe in again and choke whenever the water hits your face! I feel like we're just going backwards... I am dreading taking you again, but we've already paid for tons of lessons and they're non-refundable and SO expensive, and we've already missed out on £36 worth... Please please enjoy it again :cry:

DH: I understand you're snowed under and stressed and work, really I do. I feel sorry for you. I've accepted you waking up (and waking me up) at 6 every morning to go in early, and strolling in late at night. But that doesn't change the fact I'm miffed about you going in Good Friday (and still being there now and will probably be there for hours yet) and Bank Holiday Monday too!!! I know you're saying you'll get two days back in lieu, but when will you take them? you've been promising to take a day off for MONTHS, and it's never happened! Now you're saying you'll take a day off at the end of the month, but it's only cause your parents are coming up! I KNOW you're stressed and busy, I'm trying not to get mad at that, but PLEASE don't forget about me and your daughter.. I don't want you to get like you were before, where you were not even bothering to come home and staying at the office all night, or when you stroll in at 1am (only after me begging you to come home) and then still going in the next day and being a martyr. My guess is they'll be ringing you this weekend to log in via the VPN and do more work for them. Remember them ringing you 10 times over Christmas, and only stopping for a few days because you finally snapped and had a go at them?

Ragh.
 
Dear snooty neighbor lady -
Wow. Thanks so much for assuming that I "had to grow up" and get married.
I've actually been married for over two years. Yeah. Yep. My child is 7 months old. You do the math - there was no "had to" about my marriage.
I'm 23 - not 13. Don't get it twisted.
 
Mum- WTF???
You turn up at my house unnanounced and still come in even though I say my friends are here visiting their dog as they came up for one day to get some things sorted. So I have to shut their dog out the room.
And then you harass me to get LO up for her nap and when I said 'you made me make her cry because she was asleep' sister says 'yeah she was awake already' erm, how would you know?! I was the one that went up for her.

And when I tell her 'no touch' my sisters mobile it is NOT ok for you to undermine me and say its ok because sister said it was. It is MY rule and LO is NOT allowed to play with peoples mobile phones. SHe will not differentiate between that phone and everyone elses and it is a rule so that she doesn't think she can pick up and play with anyones expensive mobile and accidentally ruin it!
I don't care if so-and-so's child is allowed to pretty much do what she wants at her grans. I do not need to relax I need you to not come into my house and tell me what to do!
Oh and we will NOT 'talk about this later' as you put it! FFS

When I said shes my daughter and its my rule, dont retaliate by saying I am your daughter and you are telling me not to be silly- erm, I am an ADULT so you really can't tell me what to do anymore. Stop trying to control me and stop telling me what to wear!


Also don't stand up and make a big fuss about there maybe being dog hair on you infront of my friends you looked really silly.




Dear weather- please be nice and clear tomorrow I have a 6 mile walk to try out after my 3mile one today :)
 
FFS baby! You slept all night in your own bed (yay) why do you now feel the need to sleep on mine when I only put you there for two min while I had a wee, it's nearly 10am and I'm hungry and we need to get to the shop to get you some milk before they close!
Sod it! I'm waking him up!
 
Sleepy baby!


Ex: You really need to stop playing this stupid game now and let me get mine and Maria's belongings. You are really going to regret behaving this way as I will have to come with the police and that will cause trouble for you.
 
No he's not. And its easter weekend so police can't come out now, I'll have to wait til next week.
 
:nope: :hugs: Nat

Sounds like your ex is being an absolute tit if you don't mind me saying.

No matter how peed off he is at you (and probably feeling a bit stupid for causing all this) how can he deny his daughter her things.

Maria needs her stuff and you need yours too, how childish of him :grr:
 
To mum - you have two grandchildren, not just one..just sayin' :thumbup:
 
Nats, :hugs: that's terrible, what an ass he is being! :growlmad:

Me: the invites look fantastic, but don't be smug, its not attractive...
 
baby please give mummy a break from the sickness or atleat let her throw up
 
Mom, thanks for the Chorkie puppy. Jaxon is loving having a puppy to play with, puppy and toddler have been running around all afternoon. We just have to watch Jaxon with her, b/c she is so stinking tiny!
 
Mum I love the way you take the pram & fuck off with it in shops, so you can pretend that Josh is yours. The only problem is when your snapping at me to pay you have my purse!!!

Also... If you wanna fuck of with my pram & my son, put it in the car. Don't stand there like a fool saying your feet hurt.

Random old ladies, don't stick your face in my sons pram & start shouting at the top of your voice. He is sleeping. Also... Do not look at my mum & smile!!!! He is my son! MINE MINE MINE!! I know my mum looks young but sheesh... Surely its obvious he's my baby...
 
Broken, I once had a similar problem with my mil&fil and basically had to tell them how upset I was and that I'd just not let them come out with us anymore. Now they don't even ask to push they wait till I offer and unless I tell them it's ok they stay near
 
Nats! That's awful :hugs:

Broken, that's creepy :wacko:

I have to send my pole back :( The stupid ebay seller listed it wrong; it's 45mm diameter and not 50mm (doesn't bother some people but it bothers me as I find it harder to grip!!) and it's not he brand stated either. Really, really annoyed.

Buuuut.. We set it up for fun anyway after a glass of wine last night :haha: I will upload a few pics :D

(please excuse the crappy attempt at watermarks, I'm so paranoid someone will try and steal my picture haha)
 

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