LO... Please stop pooing in the bath!! Those big logs are NOT fun to clean up..
Also, please stop crying when I do the name-ready-go *splash* thing - it's bad enough we haven't been able to go swimming for weeks due to unforeseeable circumstances, and the last time we went you were inconsolable, and now you're starting to breathe in again and choke whenever the water hits your face! I feel like we're just going backwards... I am dreading taking you again, but we've already paid for tons of lessons and they're non-refundable and SO expensive, and we've already missed out on £36 worth... Please please enjoy it again
DH: I understand you're snowed under and stressed and work, really I do. I feel sorry for you. I've accepted you waking up (and waking me up) at 6 every morning to go in early, and strolling in late at night. But that doesn't change the fact I'm miffed about you going in Good Friday (and still being there now and will probably be there for hours yet) and Bank Holiday Monday too!!! I know you're saying you'll get two days back in lieu, but when will you take them? you've been promising to take a day off for MONTHS, and it's never happened! Now you're saying you'll take a day off at the end of the month, but it's only cause your parents are coming up! I KNOW you're stressed and busy, I'm trying not to get mad at that, but PLEASE don't forget about me and your daughter.. I don't want you to get like you were before, where you were not even bothering to come home and staying at the office all night, or when you stroll in at 1am (only after me begging you to come home) and then still going in the next day and being a martyr. My guess is they'll be ringing you this weekend to log in via the VPN and do more work for them. Remember them ringing you 10 times over Christmas, and only stopping for a few days because you finally snapped and had a go at them?
Ragh.
Also, please stop crying when I do the name-ready-go *splash* thing - it's bad enough we haven't been able to go swimming for weeks due to unforeseeable circumstances, and the last time we went you were inconsolable, and now you're starting to breathe in again and choke whenever the water hits your face! I feel like we're just going backwards... I am dreading taking you again, but we've already paid for tons of lessons and they're non-refundable and SO expensive, and we've already missed out on £36 worth... Please please enjoy it again

DH: I understand you're snowed under and stressed and work, really I do. I feel sorry for you. I've accepted you waking up (and waking me up) at 6 every morning to go in early, and strolling in late at night. But that doesn't change the fact I'm miffed about you going in Good Friday (and still being there now and will probably be there for hours yet) and Bank Holiday Monday too!!! I know you're saying you'll get two days back in lieu, but when will you take them? you've been promising to take a day off for MONTHS, and it's never happened! Now you're saying you'll take a day off at the end of the month, but it's only cause your parents are coming up! I KNOW you're stressed and busy, I'm trying not to get mad at that, but PLEASE don't forget about me and your daughter.. I don't want you to get like you were before, where you were not even bothering to come home and staying at the office all night, or when you stroll in at 1am (only after me begging you to come home) and then still going in the next day and being a martyr. My guess is they'll be ringing you this weekend to log in via the VPN and do more work for them. Remember them ringing you 10 times over Christmas, and only stopping for a few days because you finally snapped and had a go at them?
Ragh.