Things I cannot say out loud....

[Fergie]

Thanks ladies . The party went well, but now OH and i have collapsed on the sofa eating the leftovers . It's not Boos birthday til Tuesday, but i wanted all the family here so we had it a few days early before my wee bro goes back home to Holland. It was fab though and her cake was amazing. Hugs to all xx

 

[Ozzieshunni]

Happy belated birthday to boo!

 

[Lettuce]

Glad it went well!!

I ate so much tapas tonight I feel sick.

Also, I wish I wasn't on my period as I'd like and I hate doing it then! sorry, tmi.

 

[luci and bump]

dear OH- Please do not complain about being tired, when you haven't seen me or LO since thursday afternoon. You have had at least 8 hours sleep a day, where as I have been with our screaming baby 24 hours a day!!

MIL- yes,you've "quit smoking" but this is about the 12th time this year, so excuse me for not congratulating you. Just know that if you EVER smoke around LO, I will kill you!! And no, opening the window in your car whilst you smoke does not make it ok!!
And, do not complain about not seeing LO as much as my mum. My mum sees her more because she makes the effort. She doesn't drive, yet she has been to visit 6 times since LO was born. You drive, and live closer, and you have been here once. I tell you when I'll be at my mums, as she lives 45 minutes from you, and you have been down once. This week, you were supposed to visit on the sunday, yet we surprised you on the thursday, which meant you decided it wasn't worth your time coming to see her sunday!! Make the effort!!! And, if you ever say to my mum "let me have a cuddle, because you always see her" ever again I will tell you exactly why my mum sees her more often! Because you can't be bothered, and would rather go to your cult like church!!
It worries me that you're supposed to be looking after her for 2 nights in October. She isn't going to have a clue who you are!! And as for trying to put her in size 4 nappies! We still have to overlap the tabs on size ones!!

SIL- I love you, and I love all the pictures you take of LO with your amazing fancy camera, but we don't put pictures of LO on facebook, so please don't upload yours. Especially one of her in the bath!

LO- Please don't be teething already I know I had my first tooth at 3 months, but I really hope you have a while yet I wish there was something I could do, because it's obviously hurting you

 

[BrokenfoREVer]

Glad it went well!!

I ate so much tapas tonight I feel sick.

Also, I wish I wasn't on my period as I'd like and I hate doing it then! sorry, tmi.

Trade ya! I can't get my OH interested at that time of the month for love, money or sex. It's very annoying.

 

[Lettuce]

Lol, ah broken, I don't mind if its the tail end, but not right in the middle!

Hi Luci, welcome. What a lovely wee girl you have. Sorry your mil is being an eedjit, but maybe you should say something out loud!
I think they can have calpol from two months btw, check with a pharmacist. Poor wee teething bubba.

 

[Gunnhilde]

Also, I wish I wasn't on my period as I'd like and I hate doing it then! sorry, tmi.

I get so horny on my AF. I don't usually do it the super heavy day(s), but it is totally one of my favorite times.

 

[BrokenfoREVer]

I'm not any more or less interested at that time. But the fact he just says no outright, for a really stupid reason drives me mad!

 

[Natsku]

I wish I was on my period - I'm starting to get a little worried. Damn my evil friend for saying I look pregnant

 

[Lettuce]

Yikes! might just be the stress tho nats. I hate when people put thoughts in your head like that!

 

[Natsku]

Its just that last time he said I was pregnant it turned out that I was....

My periods are just so irregular lately I don't actually know if I should be on now or not, its not quite been a month yet since the last but they had been 3 week cycles for two months so I expected it last week.

 

[Lettuce]

Oh Nats, maybe you should test? Or maybe wait til next week, they're prob just sorting themselves out. Is there any way you could be pregnant?

 

[Natsku]

Shouldn't be but its always a possibility seeing as Maria was a condom baby. Have had a rather large amount of sex in the last month. But it always seems to come later if I start stressing about it so maybe its that. Reluctant to spend money on a test when it hasn't been a month yet since my last period.

 

[Lettuce]

Yeah, prob best to wait a week and see if it's just them sorting themselves out.
Ah, yet another sign Maria was just meant to be world leader...

 

[Natsku]

 

[BrokenfoREVer]

Go Maria. A very determined little miss.

Can you not go to the dr & get them to test you Nats? I dunno what the health system there :/ try not to stress about it. Easier said than done I know.

Josh... Baby... I know you hate the hoover. But can you not scream in that terrified manner every time I turn it on. I have to Hoover for you to play on the floor baby. I'm sorry. I've put some MCR on to cheer you up. Please smile baby boy. Mummy has to clean

Good luck again OH. I know you'll pass this time

 

[Natsku]

Whats your OH trying to pass?

Well I suppose they would test me actually when I make an appointment to get birth control. I just haven't made an appointment yet cos I haven't decided what birth control to go on. But if I tried to get an appointment just for them to test me they'd tell me to go buy a test from the pharmacy instead

 

[BrokenfoREVer]

Hmm, maybe you could tell a little white fib then. I dunno. Or buy an ebay test. I can recomend one

He was trying to pass his driving test. But he's failed again ): So like a good gf, I'm off to buy him a cup cake to cheer him up.

 

[Natsku]

Oh dear, poor him but at least he gets a cupcake!

Maybe I should just hurry up and decide what birth control to use. Any recommendations? I don't want to go on the pill because I'm terribly forgetful with medications.

 

[BrokenfoREVer]

He was getting a cup cake anyway. But if he'd passed I woulda put a candle in it (I made my mum get me a cup cake & candle when we came back from court. I'm a child a heart)

I would highly recomend the coil. I was on the copper coil before I had Josh. Its great, no hormones, once its in you can just forget all about it & you can get it removed when ever.

I hasten to add...I had it removed before I concived Josh, he was not a oops baby lol