Things I cannot say out loud....

[BrokenfoREVer]

What the hell Emmy!

Thats such rubbish

 

[luci and bump]

Emmy- that is ridiculous!!

OH- if you don't stop snoring I cannot be held responsible for my actions. I have been awake for an hour, listening to you snore and grunt and do that annoying nose whistle thing! I got hardly any sleep last night because of the whole police thing, and worrying about people in our garden, and I'm not gonna get any tonight either, as LO will be up in a few hours, and you've selfishly decided to go to the gym before work. I hate that you apparently have time to play football, without fail, every week, and now have time to go to the gym, yet I don't even have time to wash my hair!!!
And, I'm really pissed off that you stole my pillow! I have one pillow, that helps me sleep on my tummy. You have three. Yet you've left me with one of yours, and taken the only one that is comfortable! I've been tossing and turning, and "accidently" kicking and elbowing you, yet you're still dead to the world!

 

[Natsku]

Ridiculous Emmy!

I always just steal pillows back if my OH steals my good one

 

[StarlitHome]

NO NEIGHBOR YOU CAN'T COME UP AND USE MY MICROWAVE AGAIN.

Seriously.

In the time it takes for you to wait for my 1-year-old (who has a cold) to wake up from her nap, YOU COULD MAKE THE PIZZA POCKETS IN YOUR OVEN.

I cannot wait till you move. The end of the month can't come fast enough.

 

[BrokenfoREVer]

Can't believe it's my wee mans birfday next week!!

Also... Ex... I fucking seriously hope you get your CSA letter before xmas, its exactly the present you deserve... JERK!

Also... take my son's name off your fb. He is no son of yours!

 

[LegoHouse]

Breastfeeding or not, you're still not babysitting!!

 

[Ozzieshunni]

Don't fucking not cast me and then ask me for help to give acting lessons to your lead male character. That's just not on!

 

[BrokenfoREVer]

Whoa... not cool Ozzie. Tell him/her where to freaking go!

 

[Ozzieshunni]

I called him on it. He got a nice punch in the arm!

 

[StarlitHome]

Excuse me "friend" - yes I do still live in Hawaii.

With MY FAMILY. My husband? My daughter? The people in ALL MY PHOTOS??

Seriously....

Visiting my parents in Canada =/= moving "home". Hawaii, Honolulu, is my home now. Has been for nearly 3 years.

Understand???

 

[StarlitHome]

Husband, please tell me you did not mean what it sounded like you meant.
You did NOT mean "let's go now, wake up the toddler who is fighting a cold."
Right??

 

[tanya]

Fucking doctor! Don't fob me off when my baby has a temp of 103f!
He's been lethargic all day and is just perking up a bit now but if his temp gets high we are going straight to a&e fucking dr never even took his temp, looked in his ears listened to his chest and said its a virus do what you're doing to bring the fever down.. Erm... I rang you in a antic because I couldn't bring his fever down!!
My little bro used to have febrile convulsions and I'm scared Flynn will.

 

[tanya]

Fever broke! Woop. Out of the scary bit now, hopefully he sleeps. X

 

[Lettuce]

Glad he's a bit better hun, poor wee soul.

Solicitor: you better get the fucking deeds signed by the other party by 12 on Friday. They knew for 6 weeks that was our entry date. I've taken time off work, arranged childcare and I'm living with my MIL - I NEED MY FUCKING HOUSE!!!!!!!!

 

[BrokenfoREVer]

Slap them into touch Lettuce!

 

[Natsku]

******* ex - defying a court order is not a good idea you fuckwit!! Bring Maria back!!

 

[BrokenfoREVer]

Is she still not back Nats!!! Ffs!

Go get her! Screw looking better than him at this point

 

[x Michelle x]

MIL, i love you i'm glad your guys are moving back from Singapore and i love that you happily take child/ren for a wee bit each day. i love that if it rains you come and play and give me some adult company. You never interfere, never second guess and let us parent the way we see fit. You don't judge or pass comment on the fact that Hayden still doesnt sttn and that Tabitha still doesn't talk but you always have brill advice when i ask for it. Have a MIL cos i know you aren't an outwardly emotional person

 

[Natsku]

Aww thats lovely Michelle

I'm gonna start enforcement procedure Broken

 

[Ozzieshunni]

You kick his ass, Nats! I know I would be!